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[Fniff]

Dear God, a twist. Turns out that the old protagonist killed your father. What's he still doing around? You're pretty sure you murdered him already. [5] Whatever. "My name is Joe Bridger. You killed my father. Prepare to die.". Then you decapitate him in half, then try to attach his beam katana to your arm again. [3] It kinda works this time? You can't use that arm for anything... but hey, katana arm.
Find the man who killed your mother.

Spoiler: Joe Bridger (click to show/hide)

Average high school student with avatar-like powers (not Aang) in a post-apocalyptic flooded world. Still has no family, dammit. Beam katana arm.

[GreatWyrmGold]

[3] You find a name: Larry Buck.

Spoiler: Joe Bridger (click to show/hide)

Average high school student with avatar-like powers (not Aang) in a post-apocalyptic flooded world. Still has no family, dammit. Beam katana arm.

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[Persus13]

Use the name to find the location of Larry Buck

[wer6]

(1) you do not find him, instead you find A angry looking Trex! the Trex eats you.

Respawn?

[Dorsidwarf]

(1) you do not find him, instead you find A angry looking Trex! the Trex eats you.

Respawn?

[6] You respawn so hard you instantly ascend to a higher plane of being and sever your ties with this world.

New char

[GreatWyrmGold]

Be a mutant.

[Harry Baldman]

Be a mutant.

[6] You are indeed a mutant! You can emit narcotic gas, you are sickly as all hell thanks to various harmful genetic deviations, you are unable to digest meat for some reason, you continually secrete highly icky slime, your feet are quadruple the size they have any right being (inhibiting movement somewhat) and you have cat eyes.

You had a marvelous childhood, obviously.

Assess current living space.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Mutant. Can emit narcotic gas, sickly as all hell thanks to various harmful genetic deviations, unable to digest meat for some reason, continually secretes highly icky slime, feet are quadruple the size they have any right being, cat eyes.

[Cain12]

Assess current living space.

[3] You live in an apartment, [4] room conditions are are pretty good, plenty of space, [3] your rent is a fair price.

Assess current source of income.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Mutant. Can emit narcotic gas, sickly as all hell thanks to various harmful genetic deviations, unable to digest meat for some reason, continually secretes highly icky slime, feet are quadruple the size they have any right being, cat eyes. Lives in an nice area, in a good apartment with fair rent.

[TCM]

Assess current source of income.

(4) You make a fairly decent wage as a Mutant Psychology professor at Mutant University.

Finally work up the courage to ask that cute female Mutant girl that works at the Mutant Library on a daate.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Mutant. Can emit narcotic gas, sickly as all hell thanks to various harmful genetic deviations, unable to digest meat for some reason, continually secretes highly icky slime, feet are quadruple the size they have any right being, cat eyes. Lives in an nice area, in a good apartment with fair rent. Works as Mutant Psychology professor.

[Persus13]

Finally work up the courage to ask that cute female Mutant girl that works at the Mutant Library on a date.

(2) You fail to work up the courage, and go off to grade your student papers.

Grade.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

[1] Dammit, you've just slimed all the papers and now they're ruined.

Yell at my boss in frustration.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Mutant. Can emit narcotic gas, sickly as all hell thanks to various harmful genetic deviations, unable to digest meat for some reason, continually secretes highly icky slime, feet are quadruple the size they have any right being, cat eyes. Lives in an nice area, in a good apartment with fair rent. Works as Mutant Psychology professor. Failed to grade student papers.

[GreatWyrmGold]

[4] You yell. This starltes your boss.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Mutant. Can emit narcotic gas, sickly as all hell thanks to various harmful genetic deviations, unable to digest meat for some reason, continually secretes highly icky slime, feet are quadruple the size they have any right being, cat eyes. Lives in an nice area, in a good apartment with fair rent. Works as Mutant Psychology professor under s starlted boss.

[wer6]

Re-Grade.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

[Autofail] You can't grade papers that are covered in slime.

Make my students turn in more grades. Muahahahaha.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Mutant. Can emit narcotic gas, sickly as all hell thanks to various harmful genetic deviations, unable to digest meat for some reason, continually secretes highly icky slime, feet are quadruple the size they have any right being, cat eyes. Lives in an nice area, in a good apartment with fair rent. Works as Mutant Psychology professor under s starlted boss.

[wer6]

(6) they turn it in,its wrapped around live grenades, Im sorry, you didnt made it.

We are AI.