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[Empiricist]

"Thanks Haruka-chan!"
Sakura-chan inspects the firewall.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sakura-chan inspects the firewall.

It's a regular firewall, though slightly corrupted by the Verflucht and covered by the words "Code Black" in big red letters.

[Empiricist]

Sakura-chan cautiously moves east, careful to look out for any explosives.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Immediately cease growling, and wag wire-tail happily.
"Thanks, Haruka-sama-chan!"
"Does... something about this place seem... off? This... is just really strange, for a server..."
Worriedly circle around a bit before following to the East.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sakura-chan cautiously moves east, careful to look out for any explosives.

Immediately cease growling, and wag wire-tail happily.
"Thanks, Haruka-sama-chan!"
"Does... something about this place seem... off? This... is just really strange, for a server..."
Worriedly circle around a bit before following to the East.

You two walk east and smack dab into the wall of the server. Oww... You both immediately turn around and head west, into the only unexplored exit you can go through.

Terminal X07 - 8.21.XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX

Unsurprisingly this is a terminal for the monitoring server you just left from. A familiar screen pops up as you enter.

Like before, the rest of the data in this server is heavily encrypted and you lack the means to access it.

[Empiricist]

Sakura-chan presses the question mark.

[Corsair]

follow, attempt to use password and username from email found earlier

[Tsuchigumo550]

Poke the stars.

[hops]

"Hmph! Lousy pesky firewalls."

Kicks the firewall in the firewall to establish dominance, then follow everyone else.

[scapheap]

Fire a sheep at the firewall

Then give up and head west

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sakura-chan presses the question mark.

follow, attempt to use password and username from email found earlier

You enter the password and username from earlier. Congratulations, you're now an identity thief.

At least you're now able to get past the firewall. I hope you're happy.

Poke the stars.

You poke the stars. Nothing interesting happens.

Kicks the firewall in the firewall to establish dominance, then follow everyone else.

Right before you kick the firewall, it suddenly disappears. Surprised, you lose your balance and fall flat on your back. Ow... Stupid firewall.

Fire a sheep at the firewall

The sheep goes through the now-empty hole where the firewall used to be, before floating slowly back, bleating.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...microseconds?

That must be incredibly inconvenient for any humans trying to log in.

[Tsuchigumo550]

CHARGE FORWARD.
Smells like new things!
Bark a few times, before rushing ahead as if "leading" everyone.

[scapheap]

Walk forth

[USEC_OFFICER]

CHARGE FORWARD.
Smells like new things!
Bark a few times, before rushing ahead as if "leading" everyone.

Walk forth

You walk south, and into the next server.

Router - 9.21.XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX

A simple and plain router. To the west you can detect your goal, a website! Sniffers indicate the website is frequented by Young Men.

The server isn't entirely unoccupied though. Four Magical Spambot Girls are in the server as well. Two of them, with orange and black hair are currently having a tussle, while the other two look on. As you enter, the four of them turn to look at you.

"What do you want?" Marcy tries to say intimidatingly, despite the fact that she's currently being held in a headlock.

This server has exits to the north, west, east and south. Only the western entrance holds your attentions though, since you can detect a website though there.

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

HP: 65/65
MP: 40/40




HP: 50/50
MP: 55/55




HP: 110/110
MP: 30/30




HP: 30/30
MP: 55/55

Spoiler: New Items (click to show/hide)

Oversized Derringer $???
Dam: 13, Acc: +5, Massive Cannon
Description: A misappropriately named pistol that rivals sniper rifles in size.

Low-Res Trenchcoat $???
Sturdiness: +8, Evasion: +6, HP: +20
Description: A long, leather trenchcoat, perfect for hiding just about anything inside of it.

Cheerleading Uniform $???
Sale Skills: +5
Description: This cheerleading uniform comes equipped with everything you need to sell, sell, sell!

Sprite Pom-Poms $???
Sale Skills: +3
Description: Poms-poms made out of a couple sprites, to help cheer on your team!

16-Bit Shoulder Launchers $???
Special: Missile Spam attacks ignore 3 Sturdiness.
Description: Missiles launchers that attach to your shoulders to fire off your attacks with maximum force.

TK Weapon (16-Bit) $???
Oversized Weapon: +2
Special: On a miss, reduces targeted enemy's Evasion by 2 for one turn.
Description: Assorted floating weapons that you control with your mind.

Spoiler: New Spell (click to show/hide)

Summon Roger $??
MP: 0
Effect: Summons Roger until the battle ends.
Description: Exactly what it says on the tin.

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 10/40

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 25/60

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 110/110
MP: 12/30

Spoiler: Haruka-chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 67/75

Focus Fire (1): +4 Massive Cannon

Spoiler: Marzi-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 45/50
MP: 23/30

Summon Coffee (2) +1 action

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 27/45

Summon Coffee (1) +1 action

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 7/80

Summon Coffee (1) +1 action

...microseconds?

That must be incredibly inconvenient for any humans trying to log in.

Eh, presumably when humans use the Avatar system, their perception of time speeds up rapidly to match the Magical Spambot Girls et all. Otherwise they would be incredibly sluggish and unresponsive (as opposed to merely sluggish).