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[Empiricist]

((I'm actually thankful that you haven't yet, since I finally realized that since Sakura hasn't been doing shit except healing and buffing, I could switch out her charm for the bot. Also, is healing considered a buff?))

((Depends on how annoying you want future boss battles to be, honestly.))

((I'll defer my opinion then until we come across an actual boss seeing as we've only encountered a miniboss so far.))

[USEC_OFFICER]

Equip Rapier.
Strike Seperable Junge.

hit = true;
dam = 28;

Despite not knowing anything about fencing, you wildly swing your rapier at the Junge. Luckily the Junge knows nothing about fencing either, and you manage to slice several chunks off of it.

Sakura-chan switches her 8-Bit Charm for her Buff Bot;
Sakura-chan casts Summon Coffee on herself;
Sakura-chan casts Summon Coffee on Rosie-Lou-Lou;

You make some coffee for yourself and Rosie-Lou-Lou. Being magical, you of course make it with magic. Also milk and sugar to taste.

Strike the Vegetarian Junge!

hits = 4;
dam = 96;

Eager to try out your new toy, you pull out a bunch of high explosives and chuck them at a Junge. The pale brown boxes tumble through the air, and impact harmlessly against the virus. As it stands there, slightly stupefied, you pull a detonator out of nowhere. The resulting explosions tear the Verflucht apart, and you make sure to strike a badass pose as bits of virus fly everywhere. Aw yeah.

Cast Focus Fire

Blushing for reasons that are completely sensible, you cast Focus Fire on yourself. Immediately you are surrounded by magical crystals to amplify the firepower of your laser cannon. It's no flamethrower, but it'll do against these insekts.

Attack Seperable Insekt

hit = true;
dam = 44;

You quickly surge forward, cutting the insekt in twain before it even gets a chance to react. Unfortunately it seems to still be alive, and violently shakes while screeching in pain.

move to 9.21 missles into 62 hp insekt

hits = 3;
dam = 60;

You enter the server and unleash your massive arsenal of missiles upon the poor, helpless insekt. As the dust settles, the virus is somehow still standing, though it's down on its last legs. Literally in this case, for you have somehow managed to whittle it down to four legs.

Totally shoot the Fodder Junge!

hit = true;
dam = 40;

You totally shot at the Fodder Junge, and your gnarly shot blasts off its head.

...

Sorry.

ÅzÕç_♂q♥±

hitGrace = 1;
damGrace = 6;
mpGrace -= 5;
hitMarzi = 3;
damMarzi = 30;
mpMarzi -= 5;
hitSakura = 1;
damSakura = 13;
missedShots = 3;

Suddenly the Verflucht all charge forward, their jerky movements somehow eating up the space between you. Marzi-chan is too busy striking a badass pose to notice the approaching stampede, and gets trampled for her troubles. Sakura-chan tries to avoid the onrushing insekts as much as possible... Only to run smack-dab into a blob! The blob eagerly sucks at her legs, only to get a face full of cacti for its trouble. Everyone else more or less dodges the approaching virus, except for Grace Pastor, who takes an attack that barely phases her.

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

HP: 31/52


HP: 39/0


HP: 21/34


HP: 28/Bc


HP: 51/82


HP: 2/34


HP: 58/2b


HP: 39/11b

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 10/40

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 25/60

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 110/110
MP: 12/30

Spoiler: Haruka-chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 70/75

Focus Fire (2): +4 Massive Cannon

Spoiler: Marzi-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 20/50
MP: 23/30

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 27/45

Summon Coffee (2) +1 action

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 17/30
MP: 23/80

Summon Coffee (2) +1 action

((I'll defer my opinion then until we come across an actual boss seeing as we've only encountered a miniboss so far.))

Alright. You should probably make up your mind soon, seeing as I'll be settling the matter one way or another in a couple turns.

[Empiricist]

"MP potion please! _{At this rate I'll have a drinking problem...} Someone please heal Marzi-Chan! I can't do it by myself!"
Sakura-chan.Spells.Heal(Sakura-chan);
Sakura-chan.Spells.Heal(Marzi-Chan);
Sakura-chan.Spells.Summon_Coffee(Marzi-Chan);

[Corsair]

finish off inseckt then remaining missles into 21hp klesc

[scapheap]

Attack the Seperable Insekt again

[hops]

"I-i'm healing her j-just cause I wanted to, of course!"

Heal Marzi-chan

[Empiricist]

"Yay! I'm not the only person who heals in combat now! Would you like a coffee later?"

[lawastooshort]

Sorry? Why?

Re-shoot the Fodder Junge - totally, again.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Doesn't the rapier use your highest skill?
Also, I've incorporated fencing as a secondary element in the Angels. Glad it came up here.))

Strike Seperable Junge with Rapier.

[USEC_OFFICER]

((Doesn't the rapier use your highest skill?
Also, I've incorporated fencing as a secondary element in the Angels. Glad it came up here.))

((Highest magic skill, so... six. Unless you're talking about something else.))

[Tsuchigumo550]

...
CORE.BARGHEST INITIATED
REACTORY CODE ENABLED


As armor shifts about, Marzi-Chan undergoes a strange transformation as a disembodied voice spouts useless information. Her blocky armor falls apart, revealing a smooth, black, lattice-pattern shell underneath. Thin cables sprout out from these shells, giving an almost hair-like look. Marzi-chan's eyes turn blood red, and her helmet sprouts a multitude of the black wires. She emits a growling noise as the wires coil into what looks like ears... In fact, she seems to have a tail too. Very... dog-like in nature.

Normalcy rewritten. Barghest online- ver1.02.b
Growling, attack the Fodder Junge!
I claim this one! Focus on the others!



((I decided to take Marzi-chan's eye changes to a whole new level. She's now- temporarily- based around a Barghest. This is entirely aesthetic, but I like the idea of her as an adaptable program that changes based on stimuli.

So now, she's competitive, ruthless, and dog-like. Outside of combat, she'll retain a little of this (while still being mostly Marzi-Chan), given enough time, she'll return to normal.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Doesn't the rapier use your highest skill?
Also, I've incorporated fencing as a secondary element in the Angels. Glad it came up here.))

((Highest magic skill, so... six. Unless you're talking about something else.))

((You referred to me as "swing[ing] wildly" at the creature, implying an almost-total lack of skill.))

[Empiricist]

((Doesn't the rapier use your highest skill?
Also, I've incorporated fencing as a secondary element in the Angels. Glad it came up here.))

((Highest magic skill, so... six. Unless you're talking about something else.))

((You referred to me as "swing[ing] wildly" at the creature, implying an almost-total lack of skill.))

((Well Angel is rather unskilled, but it's still incredibly powerful due to the magic in it.))

[USEC_OFFICER]

((You referred to me as "swing[ing] wildly" at the creature, implying an almost-total lack of skill.))

((Don't worry, that was just fluff. Damage was still applied normally.))

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sakura-chan.Spells.Heal(Sakura-chan);
Sakura-chan.Spells.Heal(Marzi-Chan);
Sakura-chan.Spells.Summon_Coffee(Marzi-Chan);

hpSakura += 16;
hpMarzi += 16;

You quickly heal yourself and Marzi-Chan, while summoning some coffee to help Marzi-Chan feel better. And more hyperactive.

finish off inseckt then remaining missles into 21hp klesc

hits = 4;
dam = 20;
dam = 30;


You blast the wounded insekt to bits before turning your attention to the weakest Kleckse. Your swarm of missiles tear through it too, leaving only scattered bits and smashed functions behind.

Attack the Seperable Insekt again

hit = true;
dam = 44;

You corner the insekt your attacked before and slash at it again. And again. And again, and again, and again. Soon all that's left is finely mashed insekt chunks, which twitch slightly. Ew.

Heal Marzi-chan

hpMarzi += 9;

You heal Marzi-Chan since Sakura-Chan told you to, and not out of any hidden emotional attachments you have for either of them. That would be silly after all.

Re-shoot the Fodder Junge - totally, again.

hits = 2;
dam = 40;
dam = 40;

You totally hit the wounded Junge with this bitchen and cuccini shot, giving the grundle major air before it gets hell munched against the firewall. Despite not wanting to be a festy hogger, you send a smoking blast at a wack Insekt for being such a dode. Lame.

...

Too much?

Strike Seperable Junge with Rapier.

hit =true;
dam = 28;

Having slightly more skill with the rapier, you decide to stab the Junge this time instead of slashing at it. The rapier pierces right through the virus, coming out the other side in an icky spray of black fluids.

Growling, attack the Fodder Junge!

hits = 4;
dam = 12;
dam = 36;

You unleash a deafening howl as you finish your transformation. The intimidation factor is lowered a bit by the fact that you're absolutely adorable, since you are a Magical Spambot Girl after all. You jump towards the remaining Verflucht, your canine form gracefully covering the distance in a single leap. You spawn high explosives in your fists and ram them against the viruses for maximum destruction. The few remaining viruses have either completely smashed by your brutal attacks, or fled in the face of your ferocity. Please with your work, your tail immediately starts wagging.

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 10/40

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 25/60

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 110/110
MP: 12/30

Spoiler: Haruka-chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 67/75

Focus Fire (1): +4 Massive Cannon

Spoiler: Marzi-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 45/50
MP: 23/30

Summon Coffee (2) +1 action

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 27/45

Summon Coffee (1) +1 action

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 7/80

Summon Coffee (1) +1 action

Blarg. Has it really been three days? Sorry about that.

Tsuchigumo550, if you want to submit descriptions for Marzi-Chan's forms, that would be splendid.

Also, you came from the north, a firewall blocks the exit to the south, and you have an explored server to the west. Because I know someone is going to ask about that.