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Author Topic: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - SORRY  (Read 73946 times)

Tsuchigumo550

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My weapons... have no effect? N-no way... Am I really that weak..?
Start working mook control.
I can't be this weak... I can't let everyone down... Not th-
Combat subroutine error. The program may be unstable if not restarted.
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There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
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Empiricist

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((sorry... I think the best thing to do is: ))

Lightning Boltify the MINI-BOSS!

"Sorry girls... I was daydreaming about Christmas?"
((She's under the influence of Summon Coffee.))

"I'm running out of MP... someone, please, heal Bklyne-Chan... I'm sorry Grace Pastor, I can't cure that, I'll try and keep your health high though..."
Sakura-chan casts heal on herself twice.
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lawastooshort

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((She's under the influence of Summon Coffee.))

Er, so I should cast Lightning Bolt twice?
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((I guess so. Character with missiles are more suited to taking out the drones anyway.))
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"this is starting to get boring... well something to do"
missiles into the drones spare into TEC
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"Oh, Sakura-chan, you can totally have one of my mana potions afterwards!"
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GreatWyrmGold

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Fireball the Security Robot

((How much more will this thing take?))
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"Okay, thanks Rosie-Lou-Lou! I'll need to recast my Summon Coffee spell soon since I can't help anyone very well in a single Heal. I promise I'll look for a better method afterwards!"
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"Oh, Sakura-chan, you can totally have one of my mana potions afterwards!"

Potions do not take an action to consume, so you can throw one to Sakura-chan and still blast the security robot twice.

((How much more will this thing take?))

With the current orders? Two turns. Unless my calculations are off you guys could kill it this turn though.
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((Okay, I'll throw the potion into her mouth AND shoot the enemy twice!))
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Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - EXPLORE
« Reply #490 on: January 04, 2014, 03:55:53 pm »

Strike at a mook

hit = true;
dam = 44;


You punch one of the funnels and it shatters into a thousand pieces. For a couple moments, your pain from overheating is a bit more bearable.

Lightning Boltify the MINI-BOSS TWICE!

hits = 2;
dam = 40;


Your hands crackle with electricity, when your caffeine-fueled brain gets a idea. You have two hands, so you can lightning the mini-boss twice! Genius! Enacting your brilliant plan you begin to zap TEC with bolts of lighting, one after another in an impressive display of magical process. Under your unrelenting assault large chunks of armour are sheared off of the robot, along with its legs and part of an arm.

Taking a break from the death-dealing, you hand Sakura-chan one of your MP potions, seeing as she needs it.

Start working mook control.

hits = 2;
dam = 20;
dam = 20;


Feeling bad about your combat prowess, you and Cheyanne fling a couple firecrackers at the drones. Neither the bright colours nor the exploding bits of funnels improve your mood by much.

Sakura-chan casts heal on herself twice.

hpSakura += 32

You surround yourself with magical energies, healing your wounds and soothing your burns until you feel healthy and energized again.

missiles into the drones spare into TEC

hits = 4;
dam = 0;


Feeling rather bored, you fling more missiles at the security robot. Predictably, nothing happens. A bit of a shame that you don't have some kind of magical spell to attack it with, huh?

Fireball the Security Robot

hit = true;
dam = 20;


After Rosie-Lou-Lou finishes her lightning barrage, you take the kick the robot while it's down by chucking a fireball at it. The ensuing explosion is quite pretty.

Quote from: TEC-6932026
Ack!

hitAngel = 1;
damAngel = 31;
hitRosie = 1;
damRosie = 23;


Despite being battered with lightning, fire and (largely ineffective) missiles, TEC is still hanging on by a thread. Raising its laser rifle, it shoots a couple shots at Angel and Rosie-Lou-Lou. The shots strike true, with Rosie-Lou-Lou gaining a large hole in leg, while Angel takes one too many laser shots and dies. Only for a couple seconds though, for TEC (having gotten its revenge) promptly shuts down due to an error.

With the security robot collapsed into a big pile of junk, and the funnels reduced to bits, the alarms in this server shut off quietly. Angel groggily wakes up, back to 1 HP now that combat's over.



Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Marzi-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)



Friendly reminder that this server has exits to the north, west and east (which is where you came from).
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lawastooshort

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"Cool! A hole in my leg! I'm gonna need a shiny colourful sticky plaster! Er, or I could try this potion?"

Drink a health potion and suggest we HEAD WEST.
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((Does out of combat healing use MP?))
HEAL EVERYONE!
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Drink a health potion and suggest we HEAD WEST.

You drink your HP potion and marvel as the wound in your leg heals completely, without leaving a scar. This invigourated, you head west with a spring in your step. Or at least you would have a spring in your step if you weren't floating above the ground.

Secure Server 6.14.XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX

This server is filled with shelves and caches of encrypted data, and basically acts as a storage space. However you are obviously not the first ones to be here, for a couple shelves have been knocked over, their caches thrown every which way. Several of the caches on the ground have been hacked into as well.

Unfortunately, the metallic walls of this server only has an exit to the east, where you came from.




Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Marzi-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)



Potion consumption is noted. I'll update the status picture later.

((Does out of combat healing use MP?))

Yes. This is a dungeon crawler after all. Still want to heal everyone?
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((Yes.))
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