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[Corsair]

"So we need to look out... good to know"
move east

[lawastooshort]

"Er... Okay? I think I blacked out from lack of pink back there. Let us proceed to the East, comrades!"

Proceed to the east.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"That's okay, you've been a great help to us all. Which direction did they go?"

"South. Definitely south."

move east

Proceed to the east.

You both head to the east.


Proxy Server - 8.15.XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX

This is a server dedicated to managing connections between a client and other servers on the internet. The stonework of the walls is sometimes interrupted by shiny metal plates, upgrades to the server's old architecture and programs.

In the center of the server are six new chess-themed programs. They seem to be clustered around another Magical Spambot Girl! Luckily your entrance into the server has distracted the security programs from doing malicious things to the unconscious girl. Unfortunately they now want to do malicious things to you.

This server has connections to the north and west.

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

HP: 80/80


HP: 80/80


HP: 80/80


HP: 30/30


HP: 30/30


HP: 30/30

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 28/40

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 50/60

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 110/110
MP: 20/30

Spoiler: Infinity Warrior Desu~~ (click to show/hide)

HP: 65/65
MP: 40/45

Spoiler: Marzi-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 0/50 - Hibernating
MP: 30/30

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 33/45

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 26/80

Rose-Tinted Filters (2): +11 Innocence

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 112/115

I'll probably start PMing people soon to see if they're still playing. I'd rather have four active players than eight semi-active ones.

[scapheap]

Head East Eat an attack

"More chess pieces? I'm sensing a theme."

Attack the first bishop

[Empiricist]

Sakura-chan casts Summon Coffee on herself.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Head East Eat an attack

"More chess pieces? I'm sensing a theme."

Attack the first bishop

"It's a pretty ob..."

Strike second Bishop with fireworks.

[lawastooshort]

"Good Lord, all these bishops? I... the... Gosh, holding in this vulgarity is giving me piles..."

Beat the fodder bishop with my massive cannon!

[USEC_OFFICER]

Attack the first bishop

hit = true;
dam = 41;

Finally understanding the theme behind these enemies, you charge straight at a bishop. It zigs and zags, trying to throw you off, but you chase it relentlessly until you get close enough to use your spear. The bishop doesn't last long after that as you cut it into several pieces in the blind of an eye.

Sakura-chan casts Summon Coffee on herself.

You drink some coffee for the rush of energy. Thankfully you don't have to sleep, or else you'd crash spectaturally.

Strike second Bishop with fireworks.

hits = 2;
dam = 42;

You quickly take out the second bishop with a swarm of pretty fireworks. Less pretty is the charred body of the robot when you finish your barrage, but somebody will clean that up later.

Beat the fodder bishop with my massive cannon!

hit = true;
dam = 37;

Any jokes about bishops will have to wait for later, for your expert sniping bumps off the last robot bishop.

Philidor's Position!

hitGrace = 1;
damGrace = 2;
missedAttacks = 1;

The rooks barrel forward as fast as they can go. Unfortunately, even at top speed, they aren't very fast and everyone easily dodges their blundering attacks. Except for Grace Pastor, but she has received worse wounds slipping in the shower in the morning.

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

HP: 80/80


HP: 80/80


HP: 80/80

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 28/40

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 50/60

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 108/110
MP: 20/30

Spoiler: Infinity Warrior Desu~~ (click to show/hide)

HP: 65/65
MP: 40/45

Spoiler: Marzi-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 0/50 - Hibernating
MP: 30/30

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 33/45

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 16/80

Summon Coffee (2): +1 Attack

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 112/115

[scapheap]

Grace curls her hand and sung a line "Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa.
In the dark, dark." a fire ball formed in her and Flung it at the flammable one

[GreatWyrmGold]

Strike enemy with missiles.

[Empiricist]

Sakura-chan fires two shots at the same Rook.
"Can someone please give me an MP potion later?"

[Corsair]

"this chess theme is very..... persistent"
4 missiles into the same rook

[lawastooshort]

"Hahaha! Lightning bolt conductive white rook go! Yeah! Also, yes, I can, Sakura-chan..."

Cast a lightning bold at the conductive white rook! Yeah!

[Empiricist]

"Thanks, Rosie-Lou-Lou!"

[USEC_OFFICER]

Grace curls her hand and sung a line "Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa.
In the dark, dark." a fire ball formed in her and Flung it at the flammable one

hit = false;

Your aim is as good as your singing, so your fireball misses the giant robot and explodes harmless against the wall of the server.

Strike enemy with missiles.

hits = 1;
dam = 2;

The rook sees your incoming missiles, and blocks them with its shield just in time. While still engulfed by the explosions, the brunt of your attack is deflected.

Sakura-chan fires two shots at the same Rook.

hits = 2;
dam = 16;

You blast off several shots at shielding rook. Your bullets smash through its shield and impact against its armour. The chess piece tries to shrug off your attacks, but you've done a good chunk of damage to it.

4 missiles into the same rook

hits = 4;
dam = 4;

You unleash your massive swarm of missiles at the wounded rook. They... manage to do some damage, at least.

Cast a lightning bold at the conductive white rook! Yeah!

hit = true;
dam = 30;

You blast the conductive robot with large amounts of lightning. It's once glistening white armour is now charred and black. Surprisingly the rook is still standing, but it definitely can't stand another blast of that magnitude.

Stalemate.

hitAngel = 1;
damAngel = 19;
hitGrace = 1;
damGrace = 2;
hitRosie = 1;
damRosie = 11;

The rooks swing forward, swinging their hammers grimly at everyone. Angel and Rosie-Lou-Lou get battered around their vigorous blows, while Grace Pastor just takes them in stride, her sheep bleating unconcernedly.

Look for a way out.

Another magical spambot girl wanders into the server with a confused expression on her face. Seeing everybody fighting, she exclaims, "Oh! Do you need help?"

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

HP: 80/80


HP: 80/80


HP: 28/80

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 80/80

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 11/30
MP: 28/40

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 50/60

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 106/110
MP: 17/30

Spoiler: Infinity Warrior Desu~~ (click to show/hide)

HP: 65/65
MP: 40/45

Spoiler: Marzi-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 0/50 - Hibernating
MP: 30/30

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 39/50
MP: 31/45

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 16/80

Summon Coffee (1): +1 Attack

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 112/115

It's not a Deus ex Machina if it saves you from a tedious encounter. Seriously, one of you guys needs to get a water combat spell soon. I also need to design better encounters, but that's besides the point!