Sakura-chan casts Summon Coffee on herself.
You summon some coffee for yourself. It's pretty bitter and yucky, but you manage to drink enough for a caffeine buzz.
Strike Vegetarian White Knight with fireworks.
hits = 2;
dam = 36;You charge at the White Knight while launching large amounts of missiles. Each hit tears off chunks of armour, but the robotic knight is still active and you narrowly avoid its flashing blade.
Run around screaming whilst simultaneously shooting one of the fodder robots in the groin with my LASERtrumpet.
hit = true;
dam = 34You run around screaming like, well... like a hyperactive child. Eventually you manage to calm down enough to snipe one of the knights. Your accurate shooting burns off its lower torso, but the White Knight seems unconcerned by this fact.
(Round one: Cast Monomolecular blade. Round 2: Run and slice up one of the knights)
You begin to cast Monomolecular Blade on yourself, however apparently someone needs glasses, for you do not have enough Fire Magic to cast Monomolecular Blade. Whoops. Thoroughly embarrassed, you quickly rush one of the knights in the hopes that no one noticed your mistake.
hit = true;
dam = 40;You swing your spear with all your might, taking off robotic chunks with every swipe. Eventually the White Knight manages to bring its blade up to block your strikes, but not before losing its other arm.
all missiles into nearest pawn
hits = 2;
dam = 32;Ignoring your teammate's advice, you fling your missiles at the nearest pawn. It quickly vapourizes into chunks of data from your missiles. The White Knights flash red for a second after the pawn's death.
Slice a separable White knight
hit = true;
dam = 38;You quickly fly over to help out Infinity Warrior Desu~~ in her battle with the White Knight. It's the least you can do after she failed to cast her spell. Its attention occupied by the little girl in front of it, the knight fails to notice you, allowing for a quick and effective coup de grace with your spear.
For the crown!
Five of the pawns break off from the group and jump at the remaining White Knights. The pawns merge with the knights and transform into nifty shoulder-cannons. Admittedly you find the cannons less nifty when they start firing upon you.
Begin the Vienna Game!
hitBklyne = 1;
dam = 32;
hitGrace = 0;
hitInfinity = 0;
hitRosie = 1;
damRosie = 23;
hitSakura = 1;
dam = 24;The White Knights form up into a wedge and charge down the server. Grace Pastor and Infinity Warrior Desu~~ block the knight's swords with their spears, but the force of the blows fling them backwards. Bklyne, Rosie-Lou-Lou and Sakura-Chan are not so fortunate. The wedge of heavily armoured footsoldiers runs right over them, leaving them battered, bruised and bleeding. Angel manages to get out of the way in time, narrowly avoiding cannon fire from the knights.
HP: 20/20
HP: 20/20
HP: 60/60
Special: +8 damage
HP: 24/60
Special: +8 damage
HP: 60/60
Special: +8 damage
HP: 26/60
Special: +8 damage
HP: 60/60
Special: +8 damage
HP: 30/30
MP: 34/40
HP: 8/40
MP: 50/60
HP: 110/110
MP: 25/30
HP: 65/65
MP: 40/45
HP: 27/50
MP: 33/45
HP: 6/30
MP: 40/80
Summon Coffee (2): +1 attack
HP: 50/50
MP: 112/115
I've probably waited for Execute/Dumbo.exe and xelada longer than I should have. They haven't been online for several days, so I guess we'll just continue on without them. In the future, if you know that you're going to be gone for several days, let me know, okay? Just so that the game can keep on moving.
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