Complete action!
hit = true;
dam = 28;Despite several of the more powerful Insekts being weak to your oversized spear, you attack the remaining Kleckse and kill it with a single swipe. I hope you're happy.
edit: also cast heal on Blanke chan!
hpBklyne += 9;Despite her protests that she is perfectly fine, you cast heal on Bklyne-chan.
Strike 17-HP foe with Fireball.
hit = true;
dam = 20;Infinity Warrior Desu~~ seems to have stolen you kill, so you chuck your fireball into one of the large Insekts. It's just not the same though.
Sakura-chan casts heal on Rosie-Lou-Lou.
hpRosie += 16;You cast heal on Rosie-Lou-Lou to ease some of her wounds. Also, you apply a couple of bandages with cute pictures of sick fruit. It doesn't do anything to heal Rosie, you've just wanted to play nurse for a bit.
MASSIVE LASERtrumper the 38 damage insekt!!!!! With the power of coffeeeewww!
hit = true;
dam = 40;
hit = true;
dam = 20;Hyped up on coffee, you begin to play your LASERtrumpet with wild abandon. Glittering notes fly through the air, slamming your target with lethal force. Once the Insekt is reduced to a smear of data on the side of the wall you switch your focus to another Insekt, smashing several of its legs with your wicked music.
Stab the one I stabbed before.
hit = true;
dam = 44;You hover above your target, waiting for the best moment to strike. The virus sways left and right, probably doing the same. Suddenly you both lunge forward, you with your shining spear, it with its barbed legs. It's almost child's play for your to sidestep's the creature's attack and ram your spear into its chunky body and out the other side.
Smash up a separable insekt
hit = true;
dam = 22;More concerned about the lost of your "smokable" than the horrible enemies you're facing, you swing your "Blade of Grass" and separate several legs from a nearby Insekt. The thing cries out in pain, but you quickly dodge its counteract.
all shots into verflucht insect with 38 hp
hit = true;
dam = 30;You fire your laser cannon into the Insekt at point-blank range, blasting chunks of leg off with each hit. However, seeing as somebody forgot to equip their combat drone, you lack the firepower to finish the thing off. Damn it!
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hitGrace = 1;
dam = 6;
mpGrace -= 5;
hitSakura = 1;
damSakura = 16;
mpSakura -= 5;
missedShots = 1;The remaining Verflucht pause for a microsecond, battered and leaking ichor. Suddenly they charge forward all at once, trampling down Sakura-chan and Grace Pastor with their many legs as they escape to the eastern server.
HP: 30/30
MP: 37/40
HP: 25/40
MP: 50/60
Reloading (1): +2 Missile Spam
HP: 40/40
MP: 70/75
HP: 101/110
MP: 25/30
HP: 65/65
MP: 40/45
Enlarge Weapon (1): +5 Oversized Weapon
HP: 36/50
MP: 33/45
Summon Coffee (1)
HP: 14/30
MP: 62/80
HP: 50/50
MP: 112/115
Having a entire turn dedicated to finishing off grunts seemed like a pointless waste of time, so I ended combat early. Unless people complain horribly, I will probably do this again in the future.
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