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Author Topic: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - SORRY  (Read 73327 times)

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Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #330 on: December 08, 2013, 11:40:34 am »

Slice and Dice another knight!
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Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #331 on: December 08, 2013, 05:24:41 pm »

Sakura-chan heals herself and Bklyne-chan.

hpSakura += 16;
hpBkylne += 16;


You surround yourself and Bklyne-chan with healing light. While nice and soothing, you still can't take another hit.

Strike same White Knight with fireworks.

hits = 2;
dam = 36;


You fly towards your foe, spewing up a great storm of missiles that explode into a great and colourful mass of sparks. After several passes, all that's left of the knight is a burnt mark on the ground. Its companions are less than impressed by your pyrotechnic prowess and flash red in anger.

all four missiles into 26 hp white knight

hits = 3;
dam = 6;


You unload all of you ordinance into the wounded White Knight, but succeed only in annoying it due to its thick armour.

Well, if he doesn't care about his groin then shoot him in the head!

hit = true;
dam = 34;


As the smoke from Bklyne's missiles dissipates, you line up the perfect shot with your LASERTrumpet. Your great notes of laserness strike true, and the headless robot collapses to the ground, completely lifeless.

Grace stops and her sheeps glow green " I am the bone of my sword, Enlarge weapon!"

Surrounded by glowing green sheep of power, your spear grows to magnificent size and easily dwarfs the weapons of the White Knights and your companions.

Slice and Dice another knight!

hit = true;
dam = 40;


Burning red with anger, you charge at another knight, your spear jabbing and slashing through its defences and leaving it bleeding oil from several nasty gashes.

Quote from: White Pawns
For the White Queen!

The remaining pawns merge with the two healthiest White Knights to increase their attack power.

Quote from: White Knights
Skewer!

hitBklyne = 1;
dam = 40;
hitInfinity = 1;
damInfinity = 30;
hitSakura = 1;
damSakura = 32;


The three remaining White Knights form back into a wedge and launch another charge. Infinity Warrior Desu~~ tries to halt their advance but gets a face-full of sword for her troubles. Bklyne-chan and Sakura-chan quickly realize that they are the target of the knights' charge, but their attempts to flee are stymied by accurate cannon fire. Despite their natural speed and reflexes, the robots manage to crush the girls against the server wall with their shields.

Bklyne-Chan and Sakua-Chan are unable to fight any longer and have gone into a state of hibernation.



Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Doyu-Desu (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)



The White Knights got really lucky with their rolls, so... we have the first two deaths of the game. Though said deaths are only temporary since Bklyne and Sakura-chan will automatically get back up when combat ends.

Also, casual reminder that potions don't take an action to consume. The next rank of heal will probably be much more powerful because of this fact.
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Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #332 on: December 08, 2013, 05:52:25 pm »

"AHHHHH!"
Slice through #1
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Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #333 on: December 08, 2013, 05:55:38 pm »

((If someone revives Bklyne, we'll be fine since she has 3 revive potions.))
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Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #334 on: December 08, 2013, 06:35:36 pm »

((Don't they wake up at the end of combat anyways?))

"..."

Strike remaining White Knight with fireworks.
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Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #335 on: December 08, 2013, 06:37:35 pm »

((Yes, but Sakura-chan was the primary healer since she has the most points (including equipment bonuses) spent in a single magic stat.))
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Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #336 on: December 09, 2013, 02:05:47 am »

((If someone wants they can rummage through whatever storage medium that my inventory occupies and use my revive potions))
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Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #337 on: December 13, 2013, 09:18:09 pm »

shiz, forgot about this, heal Rosie Lu-Lu!
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Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #338 on: December 14, 2013, 05:31:06 am »

"Aie! You hurt my friends, buttmunch! Or, you know, at least my acquaintances. Take this, sugar plums!!"

Crap! Massive laser trumpet cannon the crap out of the remaining fodder kerniggit!
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Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - EXPLORE
« Reply #339 on: December 14, 2013, 04:41:26 pm »

Slice through #1

hit = true;
dam = 50;


Yelling at the top of your lungs you fly forward, your enlarged spear thrust ahead of you. Your target doesn't see you coming, and is highly surprised when your spear bursts through its chest before bisecting it in a shower of oil, metal and bits.

Strike remaining White Knight with fireworks.

hits = 2;
dam = 36;


You unleash another wave of fireworks against a White Knight. The beautiful explosions and sparks tear ugly gouges out of the helpless robot.

heal Rosie Lu-Lu!

hpRosie += 9;

Pulling out your magic wand, you cast a healing spell on Rosie-Lou-Lou. If she wasn't too busy insulting the White Knights, you're sure she'd thank you for your efforts.

Crap! Massive laser trumpet cannon the crap out of the remaining fodder kerniggit!

hit = true;
dam = 34;


You LASERtrumpet the remaining fodder White Knight. Your syncopated melodies and burning lasers conflict with the robot's medieval sensibilities and metallic armour respectively.

Quote from: White Knights
Run away!

The two remaining White Knights, battered and half-destroyed, retreat back to their tower. Before you can start pursuing them, the tower slides down into the floor of the server. Except for some crenellations and robot bits, it's almost as if the tower was never here at all.

Sensing that the danger has passed, Sakura-chan and Bklyne-chan reboot.



Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Doyu-Desu (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)



Let's get this show back on the road. Also, the server you're currently in has connections to the north, east and south. You also came in from the south, if you've forgotten.
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Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - EXPLORE
« Reply #340 on: December 14, 2013, 04:45:43 pm »

"that tower used to be more... Muchier, it's lost a lot of its muchness."
start healing everyone else, we need to be at full strength!  Also pet my little mail bot.
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Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - EXPLORE
« Reply #341 on: December 14, 2013, 04:50:18 pm »

"...Oh my."

Help heal!
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Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - EXPLORE
« Reply #342 on: December 14, 2013, 04:55:08 pm »

Heal.
"What sort of programs were those?"
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« Reply #343 on: December 14, 2013, 04:59:56 pm »

start healing everyone else, we need to be at full strength!  Also pet my little mail bot.

Help heal!

Heal.

Together the three of you bring the party back up to full health. Go team!



Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Doyu-Desu (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)
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Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - EXPLORE
« Reply #344 on: December 14, 2013, 05:02:22 pm »

"why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast, so this doesn't surprise me"
(Yes, I'm using quotes from old books, namely Alice in wonderland at the moment, slightly changed to accommodate the situation.)
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