Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 20 21 [22] 23 24 ... 49

Author Topic: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - SORRY  (Read 73304 times)

Corsair

  • Bay Watcher
  • New Zeland giveth, New Zeland taketh away
    • View Profile
Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #315 on: December 03, 2013, 03:19:19 am »

"troublesome children"
follow the sound of screaming
Logged
So it was like a binary search, except the question is "Has the input been brutally murdered?", and it only ever returns True.

USEC_OFFICER

  • Bay Watcher
  • Pulls the strings and makes them ring.
    • View Profile
Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #316 on: December 03, 2013, 09:06:59 am »

"troublesome children"
follow the sound of screaming

You follow the sound of screaming and join the fight! As I've mentioned before, moving between unexplored servers doesn't take an action, so... What are you attacking?
Logged

Spectr

  • Bay Watcher
  • Watching Bays
    • View Profile
Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #317 on: December 03, 2013, 07:47:17 pm »

"Huh? I guess they left me..." (Round one: Cast Monomolecular blade. Round 2: Run and slice up one of the knights)
Logged
Word

Empiricist

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #318 on: December 04, 2013, 03:45:52 am »

"I wonder if diplomacy is still possible..."
Logged
Quote from: Caellath (on Discord)
<Caellath>: Emp is the hero we don't need, deserve or want

Corsair

  • Bay Watcher
  • New Zeland giveth, New Zeland taketh away
    • View Profile
Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #319 on: December 04, 2013, 04:08:49 am »

all missiles into nearest pawn
Logged
So it was like a binary search, except the question is "Has the input been brutally murdered?", and it only ever returns True.

Empiricist

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #320 on: December 04, 2013, 04:21:18 am »

"Please stop! Get rid of the knights before the pawns or they'll get stronger!"
Logged
Quote from: Caellath (on Discord)
<Caellath>: Emp is the hero we don't need, deserve or want

scapheap

  • Bay Watcher
  • I'm a good guy...girl. My horse just eat souls.
    • View Profile
Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #321 on: December 04, 2013, 04:23:32 am »

Slice a separable White knight
Logged
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

USEC_OFFICER

  • Bay Watcher
  • Pulls the strings and makes them ring.
    • View Profile
Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #322 on: December 06, 2013, 03:53:41 pm »

Sakura-chan casts Summon Coffee on herself.

You summon some coffee for yourself. It's pretty bitter and yucky, but you manage to drink enough for a caffeine buzz.

Strike Vegetarian White Knight with fireworks.

hits = 2;
dam = 36;


You charge at the White Knight while launching large amounts of missiles. Each hit tears off chunks of armour, but the robotic knight is still active and you narrowly avoid its flashing blade.

Run around screaming whilst simultaneously shooting one of the fodder robots in the groin with my LASERtrumpet.

hit = true;
dam = 34


You run around screaming like, well... like a hyperactive child. Eventually you manage to calm down enough to snipe one of the knights. Your accurate shooting burns off its lower torso, but the White Knight seems unconcerned by this fact.

(Round one: Cast Monomolecular blade. Round 2: Run and slice up one of the knights)

You begin to cast Monomolecular Blade on yourself, however apparently someone needs glasses, for you do not have enough Fire Magic to cast Monomolecular Blade. Whoops. Thoroughly embarrassed, you quickly rush one of the knights in the hopes that no one noticed your mistake.

hit = true;
dam = 40;


You swing your spear with all your might, taking off robotic chunks with every swipe. Eventually the White Knight manages to bring its blade up to block your strikes, but not before losing its other arm.

all missiles into nearest pawn

hits = 2;
dam = 32;


Ignoring your teammate's advice, you fling your missiles at the nearest pawn. It quickly vapourizes into chunks of data from your missiles. The White Knights flash red for a second after the pawn's death.

Slice a separable White knight

hit = true;
dam = 38;


You quickly fly over to help out Infinity Warrior Desu~~ in her battle with the White Knight. It's the least you can do after she failed to cast her spell. Its attention occupied by the little girl in front of it, the knight fails to notice you, allowing for a quick and effective coup de grace with your spear.

Quote from: White Pawns
For the crown!

Five of the pawns break off from the group and jump at the remaining White Knights. The pawns merge with the knights and transform into nifty shoulder-cannons. Admittedly you find the cannons less nifty when they start firing upon you.

Quote from: White Knights
Begin the Vienna Game!

hitBklyne = 1;
dam = 32;
hitGrace = 0;
hitInfinity = 0;
hitRosie = 1;
damRosie = 23;
hitSakura = 1;
dam = 24;


The White Knights form up into a wedge and charge down the server. Grace Pastor and Infinity Warrior Desu~~ block the knight's swords with their spears, but the force of the blows fling them backwards. Bklyne, Rosie-Lou-Lou and Sakura-Chan are not so fortunate. The wedge of heavily armoured footsoldiers runs right over them, leaving them battered, bruised and bleeding. Angel manages to get out of the way in time, narrowly avoiding cannon fire from the knights.



Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Doyu-Desu (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)



I've probably waited for Execute/Dumbo.exe and xelada longer than I should have. They haven't been online for several days, so I guess we'll just continue on without them. In the future, if you know that you're going to be gone for several days, let me know, okay? Just so that the game can keep on moving.
Logged

Empiricist

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #323 on: December 06, 2013, 03:59:28 pm »

Sakura-chan heals herself and Bklyne-chan.
"I said, do not attack the White Pawn units, get rid of the White Knight units. Otherwise, I'll have no choice but to deny you healing. Understand? Hang in there Rosei-Lou-Lou, I'll heal you next."
« Last Edit: December 06, 2013, 04:02:29 pm by Empiricist »
Logged
Quote from: Caellath (on Discord)
<Caellath>: Emp is the hero we don't need, deserve or want

GreatWyrmGold

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sane, by the local standards.
    • View Profile
Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #324 on: December 06, 2013, 04:05:18 pm »

Strike same White Knight with fireworks.
Logged
Sig
Are you a GM with players who haven't posted? TheDelinquent Players Help will have Bay12 give you an action!
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Corsair

  • Bay Watcher
  • New Zeland giveth, New Zeland taketh away
    • View Profile
Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #325 on: December 06, 2013, 04:14:00 pm »

"fine, fine"
all four missiles into 26 hp white knight
Logged
So it was like a binary search, except the question is "Has the input been brutally murdered?", and it only ever returns True.

lawastooshort

  • Bay Watcher
  • goodness what
    • View Profile
Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #326 on: December 06, 2013, 04:29:51 pm »

Well, if he doesn't care about his groin then shoot him in the head!
Logged

scapheap

  • Bay Watcher
  • I'm a good guy...girl. My horse just eat souls.
    • View Profile
Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #327 on: December 06, 2013, 06:57:55 pm »

Grace stops and her sheeps glow green " I am the bone of my sword, Enlarge weapon!"
Logged
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

GreatWyrmGold

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sane, by the local standards.
    • View Profile
Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #328 on: December 06, 2013, 09:03:16 pm »

Grace stops and her sheeps glow green " I am the bone of my sword, Enlarge weapon!"
((...Huh. I expected that it would be harder to resist making a bad joke.))
Logged
Sig
Are you a GM with players who haven't posted? TheDelinquent Players Help will have Bay12 give you an action!
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

USEC_OFFICER

  • Bay Watcher
  • Pulls the strings and makes them ring.
    • View Profile
Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - COMBAT
« Reply #329 on: December 06, 2013, 09:40:12 pm »

Grace stops and her sheeps glow green "I am the bone of my sword, Enlarge weapon!"
((...Huh. I expected that it would be harder to resist making a bad joke.))

...

I would like the record to state that I would have succumbed and made a bad joke if I had thought of a funny one.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 20 21 [22] 23 24 ... 49