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Author Topic: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - SORRY  (Read 73212 times)

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Re: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - EXPLORE
« Reply #285 on: November 30, 2013, 09:24:16 pm »

"so what now?"
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« Reply #286 on: November 30, 2013, 09:52:52 pm »

"'coo coo little baby, mommas right here, dont be worried, dont be scared, but we can go anywhere, the north and south are free to the air, but the west is blocked, by a snare. "
attempt to enter west, if the frog asks me to stop, stop.
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« Reply #287 on: November 30, 2013, 11:04:35 pm »

"Hi, big frog guy! Do you have a name?"

Use cuteness and diplomance the frog guy!
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« Reply #288 on: December 01, 2013, 06:47:27 am »

"And do you like LASERtrumpers, Senor Big Frog?"

Play the kind of music that frogs like! Sweetly!
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« Reply #289 on: December 01, 2013, 10:22:30 am »

"'coo coo little baby, mommas right here, dont be worried, dont be scared, but we can go anywhere, the north and south are free to the air, but the west is blocked, by a snare. "
attempt to enter west, if the frog asks me to stop, stop.

[Throgul blocks your way with its massive body. "My prey is trapped in there, mortal. Unless you wish to join them in my gullet I would not go any further."

"Hi, big frog guy! Do you have a name?"

Use cuteness and diplomance the frog guy!

Your cuteness seems to have no effect on the Frog King. Probably because it's a giant frog. "I am Thorgul, King of the Frogs! The youngest of the Animal Kings, I am more than a match for you mortals."

"And do you like LASERtrumpers, Senor Big Frog?"

Play the kind of music that frogs like! Sweetly!

Throgul listens to your music for a moment, then belches out a loud cry. Six frogs answer his call, suddenly jumping out of the water and landing on a nearby lilypad. The frogs begin a six-part harmony of croaks and ribbits that easily drown out your LASERtrumpet's music. It's a bit hard to tell, but Throgul is looking pretty smug right now.



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« Reply #290 on: December 01, 2013, 10:33:23 am »

"Wow, nice tunes, oh Great Throgal! Can you sing along? Can I join in too? Perhaps after that we could help you slay your pernicious prey! I bet they suck ba- er smell really bad!"
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« Reply #291 on: December 01, 2013, 10:35:26 am »

((How can he be 123, and the youngest Animal King? The Internet isn't nearly that old! Is this set in the far future or what?))

"Aw! You're so adorable!"
Hug Throgul. Continue attempting Diplomacy.
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« Reply #292 on: December 01, 2013, 10:45:42 am »

"Wow, nice tunes, oh Great Throgal! Can you sing along? Can I join in too? Perhaps after that we could help you slay your pernicious prey! I bet they suck ba- er smell really bad!"

"I need no help from you mortals. They cannot hide in their laboratory forever, and then they shall go into my gullet for their impudence."

"Aw! You're so adorable!"
Hug Throgul. Continue attempting Diplomacy.

You move to hug Throgul but as you get closer his noxious breath rolls over you, causing you to gag slightly. You settle for merely patting it on the head before flying away to catch a breath of fresh air.



((How can he be 123, and the youngest Animal King? The Internet isn't nearly that old! Is this set in the far future or what?))

The year is 25XX.

Yes. I also take great amusement in the fact that you're more concerned about the chronology of the internet and not all the Magical Spambot Girls running around the place.
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« Reply #293 on: December 01, 2013, 11:56:26 am »

Tzuke-tan rejoins the party with a lily-pad on her head, her clothes soaking and an annoyed look on her face.
Someone should, like, put up a warning sign or something. The floor is, like, reeeally wet and, like, slippery and, like, stuff.
She then proceeds to try and dry of her clothes with her fire magic.
Ouch! This isn't going to, like, work...
Tzuke-tan then removes her soaking clothes and tries drying them without herself in them.

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« Reply #294 on: December 01, 2013, 12:16:51 pm »

"Throgul, did other people pass through here earlier?"
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« Reply #295 on: December 01, 2013, 12:29:11 pm »

"Ew, I hate frogs! They're all slimy and stuff." Stay as far from the frogs as possible, also keeping dry.
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« Reply #296 on: December 01, 2013, 02:47:06 pm »

"Oh Great Throgul, where is the bathroom? I think I need to pee!"

Continue diplomacy thus.
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« Reply #297 on: December 01, 2013, 04:28:41 pm »

Tzuke-tan rejoins the party with a lily-pad on her head, her clothes soaking and an annoyed look on her face.
Someone should, like, put up a warning sign or something. The floor is, like, reeeally wet and, like, slippery and, like, stuff.
She then proceeds to try and dry of her clothes with her fire magic.
Ouch! This isn't going to, like, work...
Tzuke-tan then removes her soaking clothes and tries drying them without herself in them.

As you take off your robe, large black bars appear to cover your naughty bits. Damn Central Government and their censoring of the internet... Surprisingly enough, the bars are actually less revealing than your current outfit, which you put back on once they're done drying.

"Throgul, did other people pass through here earlier?"

"I have seen five of your kind, mortal, and several of what you call avatars. I have also encountered many servants of the White Queen and the First Born."

"Ew, I hate frogs! They're all slimy and stuff." Stay as far from the frogs as possible, also keeping dry.

Throgul chuckles throatily with amusement.

"Oh Great Throgul, where is the bathroom? I think I need to pee!"

"We are in a swamp, little mortal. Find somewhere private if you want."
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« Reply #298 on: December 01, 2013, 05:00:59 pm »

"so little girls, where shall it be? 7 to the south or 7 to north, what shall it be?"
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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« Reply #299 on: December 02, 2013, 01:20:09 am »

"White Queen? First Born? Please explain. Also, someone put explosives near the entrance of this place, we nearly got hurt by those."
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