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[Gamerlord]

"If by bounty you mean being wanted dead by the entirety of heaven, hell, and several other dimensions, then yes, I have a multiversal bounty on my head."

Excellent.

Since you fools are going to get yourselves killed anyway, do any of you have bounties on your heads I can claim later once your stupidity gets you killed?

"No need to worry! If there's something capable of killing all of us, no doubt it can kill you too! No luck there, I'm afraid! Do ho ho!"

Be silent or I'll kill you myself. I don't think I've ever met someone more annoying.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

Since you fools are going to get yourselves killed anyway, do any of you have bounties on your heads I can claim later once your stupidity gets you killed?

"No need to worry! If there's something capable of killing all of us, no doubt it can kill you too! No luck there, I'm afraid! Do ho ho!"

Be silent or I'll kill you myself. I don't think I've ever met someone more annoying.

"Now now, no need to rush," Artemis chuckled. "There will be plenty of opportunities to crucify each other on a cross, but for now let's see what this cave has in store for us."

[GreatWyrmGold]

Since you fools are going to get yourselves killed anyway, do any of you have bounties on your heads I can claim later once your stupidity gets you killed?

"No need to worry! If there's something capable of killing all of us, no doubt it can kill you too! No luck there, I'm afraid! Do ho ho!"

Be silent or I'll kill you myself. I don't think I've ever met someone more annoying.

"...I move that if any of us kills anyone else, or tries to, we kill the murderer."

[GiglameshDespair]

((We have two grimdark characters: one hunted by hell or something and a growling executionor. And then you have Beard, who, incidentally, was inspired completely by this song.))

Be silent or I'll kill you myself. I don't think I've ever met someone more annoying.

"...I move that if any of us kills anyone else, or tries to, we kill the murderer."

"Yes, that seems fair! Justice for the departed, what!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

((And then there's Alex, who keeps the group in one piece in more ways than one! Despite their ignoring of basic medical advice and common sense and such.))

[GiglameshDespair]

((We haven't really had long enough for need of medical advice to kick in.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Except the guys who kinda fell down a hole. Especially the guy who landed on his head...probably not the first time that's happened.))

[DarkArtemisFowl]

Be silent or I'll kill you myself. I don't think I've ever met someone more annoying.

"...I move that if any of us kills anyone else, or tries to, we kill the murderer."

"Bloodshed to cover bloodshed. Sounds like my kind of game."

[GreatWyrmGold]

"It's more...dissuasion."

[Gamerlord]

We'll see.

[Losara]

Sorry guys, no post tonight, halfway through my largest assignment yet...

[Gamerlord]

It's okay man, know what you've got to deal with; I'm in the middle of exams and I had to put my RtD on total hold.

[Aseaheru]

"Why would we all have bounties? Why must every adventure have a price on his head, be permanently ill, be crazy or be shunned?"

[DarkArtemisFowl]

"Why would we all have bounties? Why must every adventure have a price on his head, be permanently ill, be crazy or be shunned?"

"Well, to be frank, taking one look at me wouldn't give you the impression of a wellfaring citizen, now would it? Oh, and I fit every one of those descriptions by the way!"

[Avis-Mergulus]

"Yer jus' confusing the cause with the effect, Navy boy. If'n yer going to make a living by violence, you hafta tell everybody yer doing it for their own good, like a soldier or somethin'. And if'n ye tells' em yer just off fer riches or summat, they'll think ye crazy for darin' ta risk yer hide fer a better life. And deep down, every flattie out there envies us, cause we, at least, dare to do somethin'."
Kent grins lopsidedly at the irony of it: after all, isn't he there to make life better for his city, at the cost of his own safety?