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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 6
« Reply #150 on: December 07, 2013, 06:05:18 pm »

Jumping neck snap!
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 6
« Reply #151 on: December 07, 2013, 06:08:37 pm »

Jumping neck snap!

Neck snap?! That's definitely an illegal move, should you pull it off.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 6
« Reply #152 on: December 07, 2013, 06:24:02 pm »

Jumping neck snap!

Neck snap?! That's definitely an illegal move, should you pull it off.
well... hopefully he won't. And by hopefully I mean:

Duck! Then head in with a counter by elbowing Rat in the face before laying into flashier jump roundhouse kicks.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 7
« Reply #153 on: December 08, 2013, 10:11:27 pm »

Match 1: Round 7

Arena Complex: Hailey Griffin Arena
Description: A standard Arena, a good place for newcomers. Each match takes place in a squared roped ring, with a turnbuckle at each of the four corners. Outside of the arena is a wooden floor. Falling out of the ring does not result in disqualification. The audience sits behind safety bars on metal bleachers.
Location: Chicago, Illinois, U.S.A.
Seating Per Arena: 200

Arena 1:

"Okay, listen here. This was fun a few minutes ago, but you REALLY should just let me throw you over this turnbuckle!" Lt. Mayhem complains to Brawl, and rushes forward with a kick. "Okay then, I might as well jump it for you." Brawl jumps back on his turnbuckles, getting on the second-highest set of ropes. Instead of going backwards, he propels himself forward, leaping at Lt. Mayhem with a Flying Knee (5 vs. 19) Lt. Mayhem reacts faster than Brawl intended, and the lieutenant seizes Brawl's knee in mid-air before it connects, and diverts his momentum to send him crashing into the mat. (-4 HP)
As Brawl hits the ground, Lt. Mayhem kicks right for his gonads, (17+1 vs. 20) but Brawl is able to roll to the side just before the combat boot hits his sensitive organs. Mayhem stumbles a bit from missing his crotch-punt, giving Brawl time to get back up.
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Lt. Mayhem (Bdthemag) - 70 HP - Brawler - 0 Respect - 0/0
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Brawl (Doomblade187) - 65 HP - Brawler - 0 Respect - 0/0

Arena 2:

Before Momento Mori can get to her feet, The Fallen Angel of Retribution closes in with a punch. (12 vs. 1!) Mori flinches and the blow dazes her, giving Angel the opportunity to pull her right arm behind her, and then force her to the ground. With her arm outstretched in the air, the holyman presses his foot onto Mori's back, putting her in a submission hold! (-14 HP) If she can't escape, he can attempt to force her to submit next round.
Momento Mori tries to escape her position under The Fallen Angel of Retribution. (15 vs. 1!) So much for forcing a submission. As The Fallen Angel attempts to grab Mori's leg, she is able to bring it around and drive her heel into his opposite knee. He immediately lets go, giving Mori the chance to spin around and jump up, hitting him under the chin with a devastating palm strike. As he reels back, Momento rushes forward and knees him right in his Holy Trinity. (-19 HP) The Angel falls to the ground, rolling onto his side. She mocks him, "Does your lord's power help with 'that'?"

The crowd is screaming on the behalf of both contestants. It's clear that regardless of the outcome, each fighter in this match has already established the beginnings of a fanbase.
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The Fallen Angel of Retribution (Rolepgeek) - 25 HP - Limit Breaker - 0 Respect - 0/0
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Momento Mori (scapheap) - 31 HP - Limit Breaker - 0 Respect - 0/0

Arena 3:

"Gyahahahaha! Yes, little piggy! More like it!" Little Red Riding Wolf dashes towards The Linguist, throwing her forward momentum into a somersault. (14 vs. 19) One of her leg's comes straight down, and The Linguist grabs it mid-attack before it comes crashing onto his skull. It takes both of the businessman's arms to hold up the force of Red's deceivingly muscular leg, while she's able to balance herself on her other. The crowd cheers, but it's unclear whether it's for the test of strength between the two fighters, or Red's unintentional pantyshot from her current position.
The Linguist, under the pressure of a powerful kick that's threatening to break through his grip, decides to improvise. "Where am I? Here, here, or here! Pick one, there are no right answers." (18 vs. 11) The Linguist uses a surge of strength to drive Wolf's leg back over her head, though she is able to recover with an athletic backwards sommersault. Just as she lands on her feet though, she's sent flying backwards from a Haymaker courtesy of The Linguist. The blow sends her into the ropes, stunned for the moment. (-10(+1) HP) The Linguist, seeing his opponent stunned for the first time, manages to catch his breath and change tactics for once.
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Little Red Riding Wolf (Giglamesh Despair) - 88 HP - Sex Appeal - 0 Respect - 0/0
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The Linguist (Player Gamer) - 68 HP - Charismatic - 0 Respect - 0/0

Arena 4:

Street Rat scrambles to get back into the ring, itching to get his hands on Aye Que. (6 vs. 11) Street Rat goes through the ropes and flies at Aye Que, only for the latter to duck right under his opponents aerial attack.
Aye Que swings an elbow at the flying Street Rat, (16 vs. 14) and manages to whack him in the chest as he comes back down. (-5 HP) Que follows it up with a roundhouse, but Rat recovers quickly and runs across the square to prematurely end the Scotman's combo.
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Street Rat (Yourmaster) - 35 HP - Determinator - 0 Respect - 0/0
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Aye Que (Maxinum McDreich) - 64 HP - Martial Artist - 0 Respect - 0/0

Arena 5:

"WHAT IS THIS SHIT I'M SO DONE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE BAG OF PLASTIC MARBLES." Frodi Tarik clearly isn't very happy. As he charges Pontificus, the Atlantic King retorts with "Nunc tua superbia contristemini genitalium et dolorem desidero!" Frodi gets off the ground, but Nemo gains the imitative. (3 vs. 12+1) Rather than hitting the European fighter inthe nuts, Nemo is too slow, and punches air as Frodi leaps faster than he expected.
Frodi Tarik jumps onto King Nemo's face, wrapping his thighs around his head, resulting in the ocean royal receiving 140% of his daily recommended dose of Dane-crotch-to-the-face action. (1 vs. 10) Frodi Tarik puts the power in his thighs to force King Nemo to the ground, but the Atlantian struggles too much to let it happen. Nemo slams Tarik onto the mat, (-5 HP) and then furiously begins trying to clean his face off.
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Frodi Tarik (LordSlowpoke) - 86 HP - Martial Artist - 0 Respect - 0/0
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Pontificus Nemo CMXDXXXVIIIVI (Xantalos)  - 55 HP - Determinator - 0 Respect - 0/0


Changed some of the Respect Powers, to make their more practical to use.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 7
« Reply #154 on: December 08, 2013, 10:23:24 pm »

Delicately, the she-wolf dipped a finger in her mouth. It came out red from where the Linguist's punch had cut her mouth on her sharp teeth. She grinned and licked the blood off, in a both provocative and disturbing scene. "Haaa~ much better."

Ignore didstractions, spinning jump kick to his nuts!
« Last Edit: December 09, 2013, 07:10:29 pm by GiglameshDespair »
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 7
« Reply #155 on: December 08, 2013, 10:24:15 pm »

This is amusing to me.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 7
« Reply #156 on: December 08, 2013, 10:42:06 pm »

Nemo saw his opportunity. The sweaty European degenerate's obsession with the genitals would prove to be his undoing!

Et allide virtutem tuam testes mei conflant maris, quĉ maculat aestuosi porcos!

Deliver an axe kick to his crotch, then grab his leg and put him in a submission hold.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 7
« Reply #157 on: December 08, 2013, 10:44:14 pm »

((This will be the round of crotch-strikes.))
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 7
« Reply #158 on: December 08, 2013, 10:45:16 pm »

((Indeed. Frodi's kinda got it coming, though.))
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 7
« Reply #159 on: December 08, 2013, 10:53:13 pm »

I've been pondering about some new ideas for match types. One is a 'Boss Battle', where all Fighters team up to take an NPC fighter who has extremely high HP and special abilities. The last couple rounds have also made me think about implementing 'Strip' matches, where Wrestlers aim to tear the clothing off of each other until they are left in the barest of undergarments. It wouldn't be a serious match type, but if these are the kinds of moves people try in normal fights, I'd love to see what a battle based around clothing damage would entail.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 7
« Reply #160 on: December 08, 2013, 10:55:48 pm »

Everyone brings swords and mallets wrapped in duct tape.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 7
« Reply #161 on: December 08, 2013, 11:07:19 pm »

DANCE INCESSANTLY BEFORE JUMPING ON NERO'S HEAD AND USING IT AS A STOOL
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 7
« Reply #162 on: December 09, 2013, 12:08:09 am »

Grr...

Fake pocket sand, then kick in chest!
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 7
« Reply #163 on: December 09, 2013, 12:13:12 am »

Hey! Catch!

The Linguist throws a rock into the air, before rushing forward and kicking Little Red in the chest.

No weapons, including Rocks, available in this arena.

So far for the next round we've got two attacks to the nuts, one ass-to-face technique, and a kick to the breasts.

Oh, you guys. Clean fighting truly is dead.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 7
« Reply #164 on: December 09, 2013, 12:27:54 am »

Hey! Catch!

The Linguist throws a rock into the air, before rushing forward and kicking Little Red in the chest.

No weapons, including Rocks, available in this arena.

So far for the next round we've got two attacks to the nuts, one ass-to-face technique, and a kick to the breasts.

Oh, you guys. Clean fighting truly is dead.

rip in peace

this hp pool though, how many rounds are in these matches even

will it not end until there's a clear victor by virtue of the other guy surrendering or having his face kicked in or are there actually judges for this shit
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