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Author Topic: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Conclusion  (Read 18410 times)

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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 2
« Reply #75 on: November 16, 2013, 12:06:57 am »

"Try harder."

Brawl closes in to nail Mayhem in the chest with a kick before taking him down to a hold.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #76 on: November 18, 2013, 08:49:17 pm »

Match 1: Round 3

Arena Complex: Hailey Griffin Arena
Description: A standard Arena, a good place for newcomers. Each match takes place in a squared roped ring, with a turnbuckle at each of the four corners. Outside of the arena is a wooden floor. Falling out of the ring does not result in disqualification. The audience sits behind safety bars on metal bleachers.
Location: Chicago, Illinois, U.S.A.
Seating Per Arena: 200

Arena 1:

"HAH! TRYING TO SLIP AWAY ARE YOU? HELL, THE VIETCONGS TRIED TO DO THAT WHEN I CAME OVER, DIDN'T WORK! TAKE THIS YOU COMMUNIST SHIT-HEAD!" Lt. Mayhem bangs on his chest and runs at Brawl, teeth bared. (16 vs. 9) Mayhem leaps into the air mid-run to achieve optimal drop-kick form. When it lands, both of his feet smash against facial region. Brawl falls to the ground, managing to stay up in an all-fours position, but only barely. (-16 HP) "HOOHAH!" The crowd cheers at the display of athleticism.
Brawl gets back to his feet, responding with a thrust kick to the torso. (19+1 vs. 4!) The kick merely knocks Mayhem back, so Brawl hits him with a second identical strike. As the Lieutenant staggers backwards, Brawl runs up seizes him by the neck, and throws him onto the mat via a choke grip! (-19 HP) Not only has Brawl delivered a fierce combo, he now has Lt. Mayhem in a hold! The crowd goes nuts!
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Lt. Mayhem - 81 HP - Brawler - 0 Respect - 0/0
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Brawl - 84 HP - Brawler - 0 Respect - 0/0

Arena 2:

Momento Mori climbs the ropes. She sits upon the top rope, scoping out her prone opponent. She leaps (12 vs. 13) and lands on his torso, the impact softened by his billowy gray rags, which prevents either fighter from getting hurt.
The Fallen Angel of Retribution shoves Mori off his body. He shrieks, "FOOL! YOU HAVE TAINTED THE ARMOR OF THE HIGHEST HOLINESS!"
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The Fallen Angel of Retribution - 88 HP - Limit Breaker - 0 Respect - 0/0
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Momento Mori - 100 HP - Limit Breaker - 0 Respect - 0/0

Arena 3:

"Ouch." The Linguist recovers from his nearly fatal injury by running at Little Red Riding Wolf (2 vs. 12) and sticking his arm out.
Wolf dives under the attempted Clothesline and responds with pointing her foot to The Linguist's ribcage when she suddenly jumps up (7 vs. 4) and kicks him in the face! Her fake-out proves effective as she hits him right in the chin! (-7 HP) She goes for additional attacks, but The Linguist swats her away with one hand while holding his chin with the other. "No. Bad she-wolf. Bad."
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Little Red Riding Wolf - 100 HP - Sex Appeal - 0 Respect - 0/0
VS.
The Linguist - 84 HP - Charismatic - 0 Respect - 0/0

Arena 4:

"This is easier than I would have thought." Street Rat taunts Aye Que as he squats and spins around for a Sweep Kick (13 vs. 9) and hits Que as he attempts to stand back up, only to go crashing down onto his back again. (-8 HP)
Aye Que curses and jumps back up. "Com'mon', lemme' swing a propa' one atcha'!" (5 vs. 6) Street Rat uses his agility to roll away from an assault of kicks coming from the Scot.
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Street Rat - 100 HP - Determinator - 0 Respect - 0/0
VS.
Aye Que - 75 HP - Martial Artist - 0 Respect - 0/0

Arena 5:

Frodi Tarik jumps on top of King Nemo (13 vs. 12) and manages to smash both of their foreheads together. Tarik rolls off his opponent as both men clutch their respective heads. Both are stunned, but Nemo arguably got hit a bit harder. (-2 HP)
Nemo stands up, prepared to give a rhetorical speech in a dead language when he jumps at Frodi Tarik (1 vs. 18) misses, flies over the top rope, and lands face-down outside the ring. He lays still and twitches a little. (-10 HP) The Europeans cheer.
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Frodi Tarik - 100 HP - Martial Artist - 0 Respect - 0/0
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Pontificus Nemo CMXDXXXVIIIVI - 73 HP - Determinator - 0 Respect - 0/0


Sorry for the delay, I'll try to keep a much more constant update pattern, preferably once every day or two.
« Last Edit: November 19, 2013, 03:43:58 pm by TCM »
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #77 on: November 18, 2013, 09:28:12 pm »

"I'm sorry, did that hurt? Let me bite it better for you... gyahahaha!"

Sweep out his legs then stomp repeatedly on his throat and face
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #78 on: November 18, 2013, 09:41:48 pm »

((My apologies, I have been busier than I thought))

The strange religious wrestler does a backwards roll to a standing position. "The Lord will tolerate no disobedience within His flock. Though ye be a wolf in the clothing of a sheep, the hound of the Lord can still tell ye apart, and give unto ye your most just deliverance." Whilst speaking, he backs up to the edge of the ring, then jumps straight up and slightly back, letting his feet land on the rope, and bouncing up to land with a striking straight-legged kick, directed at Memento Mori's unholy face.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #79 on: November 18, 2013, 11:01:42 pm »

PIN HIM!

((Also, TCM, I think you're forgetting to give Mayhem his 'brawler' bonus on attacks. I think.))
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #80 on: November 18, 2013, 11:24:55 pm »

PIN HIM!

((Also, TCM, I think you're forgetting to give Mayhem his 'brawler' bonus on attacks. I think.))

I actually have remembered, he's just failed at it every time.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #81 on: November 18, 2013, 11:40:59 pm »

STOMP HE! TIME TO START WRAPPING THIS SHIT UP!
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #82 on: November 19, 2013, 01:59:05 am »

((Poor Nemo, that was awesome.))
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #83 on: November 19, 2013, 02:12:14 am »

I just realized the Europeans should be cheering for Nemo's move. Whoops.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #84 on: November 19, 2013, 02:40:48 am »

((Indeed. Dice hate me yo.))

STAND UP, BRUSH SELF OFF, TAUNT OPPONENT. THEN GRAB CLOSEST BODYPART WHEN OPPONENT ATTACKS AND SLAM THEM DOWN ONTO THE GROUND LIKE A STICK
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #85 on: November 19, 2013, 06:46:39 am »

Jump at Aye Que's leg, attempting to cause injury.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #86 on: November 19, 2013, 07:31:05 am »

Mori rolls her eyes before delivering a kick to his sides
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #87 on: November 20, 2013, 05:38:44 pm »

I think we're just missing Bdthemag, right?
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #88 on: November 20, 2013, 05:43:04 pm »

I counted 7 out of 10 players having posted.
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Re: ~International Battle Royale Federation~ Match 1: Round 3
« Reply #89 on: November 20, 2013, 08:41:53 pm »

Mayhem curses and yells incoherently trying to reverse Brawl's hold.

"LET GO OF ME YOU GOD DAMMED HIPPY!"
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