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[Nerjin]

Rocket Jump to the school and assist in the murder of teachers. Use Buff Banner when applicable.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn.

Destroy everything.

[zombie killer]

SHOOOOT BADDY'S

(5)
you shoot them so well there are none left!!!
...
you are out of ammo.

Rocket Jump to the school and assist in the murder of teachers. Use Buff Banner when applicable.

(6)
you go through a complex procedure, and manage to jump with all four rockets... and you die of fall damage. you DO reload in the air and shoot things, though.

Respawn.

Respawn.

Destroy everything.

(1)
you destroy nothing, and the abhorsen stops you from entering the realm of the living, thinknig you are an evil creature of the dead.

bad guys turn
(X)
they all swing at you, and hit themselves in the face.

[wer6]

Go to costume store, Trade in gun for Xenomorph Costume, WITH actual Sharp Xeno claws.

[Nerjin]

Respawn as BLU soldier with Liberty Launcher, Gun Boats, and Disciplinary Action

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn as Jesus Christ's second coming.

[Dorsidwarf]

Spawn as Jesus Christ's third coming

[zombie killer]

Respawn as Jesus Christ's second coming.

no. just no.
(i know GWG IRL, and he got a 1)

Spawn as Jesus Christ's third coming

(5)
you are now the son of someone named god and someone named mary. you are 3 years old.

Respawn as BLU soldier with Liberty Launcher, Gun Boats, and Disciplinary Action

(2)
you spawn as a yellow soldier with all bad weapons, that are just bad, worse than the stock weapons. you have a equalizer that does not increase damage, and it always blocks healing, you have a shotgun that holds only 1 shot, and a liberty launcher.

Go to costume store, Trade in gun for Xenomorph Costume, WITH actual Sharp Xeno claws.

(4)
you get the things you want, but it takes a while to run the background check, but you did get a suit with claws, that you have to sharpen with a whetstone.


bad guys turn,
(X)
they all miss you.

note: please do not post religious things that people may find offensive.
thank you and have a nice day.

[GreatWyrmGold]

note: please do not post religious things that people may find offensive.
thank you and have a nice day.

...
So, Jesus Christ's second coming is "offensive," despite being supported in scripture, but His third coming, which implies that he had to come back after stuff got screwed up in the perfect City of God, isn't?

Spawn as the Antichrist.
Refuse to do anything the Antichrist does in the Bible. Instead, create a functional utopia.

[Nerjin]

Be incredibly offended by everything ever

[zombie killer]

note: please do not post religious things that people may find offensive.
thank you and have a nice day.

...
So, Jesus Christ's second coming is "offensive," despite being supported in scripture, but His third coming, which implies that he had to come back after stuff got screwed up in the perfect City of God, isn't?

Spawn as the Antichrist.
Refuse to do anything the Antichrist does in the Bible. Instead, create a functional utopia.

no, i let him do it because i don't know him IRL, but our IRL conversations have me hear it as offensive when you sayu it.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Gee, thanks for being impartial, fair, and polite.

[wer6]

buy whetstone, then sharpen claws, once done with that, vents.

[Nerjin]

Gee, thanks for being impartial, fair, and polite.

You're just now picking up on that? I'm honestly just here to watch a train-wreck. No need to be offended. I seem to recall him basically ignoring earlier rolls to do what he wanted.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm intending to criticize him every time he does it.