Staging Area
"Hey! Everybody had your fun? Ready for the next mission briefing? We're not in a big hurry with this one." Charlie shouts from his balcony.
George finally tires of failing at Tetris, and opens his eyes. He decides to make another wish, curious if it will work.
Imagine a strategy guide that details the best strategies for winning challenges in this competition. Wish for that strategy guide to appear in my hands. Read it if I succeed. If the strategy guide is in a language I can't read, wish for the guide to be translated to English.
You get a book written in unknown ideogram-like symbols, each a slightly different colours. Okay then. Let's try translating it...
Hah, it's working! Before your eyes, the title is translated from unintelligible symbols to...
Strategic orientation baseline joint meeting people for specific global game
OK then. I suppose there's no harm in checking the first page, just to make sure...
This guide is an internationally recognized special population groups, regions, improve the system and the basic rules of the game as the basic concepts and the mission to facilitate the reader wrote. Advantages and disadvantages of the basic strategy of the game developer usually cover the type of task. Both are part of the struggle for influence over the evolution of the main objectives of your strategy and win the biggest strategic confrontation common types of enemy.
Reading this book, finally, you have the basic knowledge needed to compete in the race between the universal special someone win. In addition, useful tips and strategies, you can make an advantage and eventually won, little known outside of the game and in some areas.
For more information, be sure to check for the index in a book. And "healthy snacks for specific information.
Please note that the library regularly update release. As the book of ancient documents, copies of which the EU will be able to receive updates.
Yep, this looks like a case of blind idiot translation allright.
I'm just joking with you, everything is automatically translated in the staging area. If you want a more serious answer, I can provide.
Strangely, Gizoogle actually makes the text a bit more readable:
This guide be a internationally recognized special population groups, regions, improve tha system n' tha basic rulez of tha game as tha basic concepts n' tha mission ta facilitate tha reader wrote fo' realz. Advantages n' disadvantagez of tha basic game of tha game pimper probably cover tha type of task. Both is part of tha struggle fo' influence over tha evolution of tha main objectivez of yo' game n' win tha freshest strategic confrontation common typez of enemy.
Readin dis book, finally, you have tha basic knowledge needed ta compete up in tha race between tha universal special one of mah thugs win. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In addition, useful tips n' strategies, you can cook up a advantage n' eventually won, lil known outside of tha game n' up in some areas.
For mo' shiznit, be shizzle ta check fo' tha index up in a funky-ass book fo' realz. And "healthy snacks fo' specific shiznit.
Please note dat tha library regularly update release fo' realz. As tha book of ancient documents, copiez of which tha EU is ghon be able ta receive thugged-out shit.
Campaign
"THIS QUIET OFFENDS BILLY MAYS!"
Ascend to a new level of noise.
You are amplified!In lieu of any sane orders for her, Theri shall politely cheer on Alan while looking around for anything to preserve her eardrums.
Same action as last turn - just absently holding Ike's hand and letting him guide me wheverever while I focus on my link!
Campaign, Ike!
To River, privately: <It still is annoying, yeah, but you get used to it. If you need to relay something quick and secret, drop me a mind-line. On that note, what exactly did you do to Irine, anyway? She seems a bit... high.>
Seek the source of the noise.
<She is happy...> he echoes your words slowly as he looks at her intently while the two of you walk away. You're out of the room when he continues speaking.
<I gave it to her. She is healthy... I think. She can tell you more about it later.
Be careful with her. In case there are problems.
He is an idiot. He could make problems.>Outside the room, you see Nikolai with a giant heavy-looking metal shackle thing on his arm, squeezing it so tightly it has cut off circulation. Must be on there for some time, since his hand has started turning blue. OK then, if that's how he wants to spend his time.
You shrug and go find Alan performing his latest masterpiece on his amplifier. You feel a great need to thank RDD for his modifications. Should probably get him to stop soon. If not for the inevitable human investigation, then because foxgirl number two is currently on the ground with her eyes closed and a pained expression on her face, trying and failing to use her hands to protect her foxears from that noise. And from what you remember, River got a bit murder-y last time someone even mentioned hurting her.
Still be hiding and waiting.
You attempt to become one with the floor while Ike and Irine pass next to you.
You're certain it worked.[/sarcasm]
Take orders from Harry, Lenglon, or anyone interested in controlling Theri for the time being. ((Net is unstable.)) x_x
Okay then. Sorry to hear that your net is bad. Hope things get better soon!
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