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hops

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Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« on: November 07, 2013, 01:31:16 am »
You, the dungeon keeper, is standing in front of a bulletin board as you examine a notice.

"Buy Kitchen Traps Online: Buy Kitchen Traps In The Market. Thirty Ex Display Kitchen Traps To Clear. 595 Rupees Each with appliances."

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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2013, 01:35:47 am »
EAT NOTICE
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2013, 01:51:57 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 07, 2013, 01:35:47 am
EAT NOTICE

5: You rip off the notice from the board and eats it before anyone can notice. You obtains PAPER MAJYYKS temporarily!

(PAPER MAJYYKS wearing out in 10 actions)
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2013, 01:58:23 am »
SUMMON INFINITE PAPER
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2013, 02:07:16 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 07, 2013, 01:58:23 am
SUMMON INFINITE PAPER

1: You call upon the power of the Great Aayphour, the Lord of Papers to grant you infinite papers.

"Thou art arrogant, mortal fool!"

You lose your PAPER MAJYYKS and feels foolish!
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2013, 02:10:40 am »
EAT DIRT.
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2013, 02:13:40 am »
Quote from: Sarzael on November 07, 2013, 02:10:40 am
EAT DIRT.
4: Your attempt to consume the dirt on the ground was a success! Your hunger is slightly satiated.
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2013, 02:39:58 am »
>Eat the Fourth Wall
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2013, 02:43:21 am »
BE THE PRETTIEST KITCHEN PRINCESS
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2013, 02:47:56 am »
phfff, go to trapdees, they have much better prices.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2013, 02:59:14 am »
Quote from: Empiricist on November 07, 2013, 02:39:58 am
>Eat the Fourth Wall

4: You eat the Fourth Wall, revealing a bunch of people staring at their device screen and submitting commands to you.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on November 07, 2013, 02:43:21 am
BE THE PRETTIEST KITCHEN PRINCESS

4: You try to become the Prettiest Kitchen Princess through sheer willpower. You become ヽ(´▽｀*)ノ SPAMBOTOKO, THE PRETTIEST KITCHEN PRINCESS ~(ﾟ ヮﾟ)~ .

Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 07, 2013, 02:47:56 am
phfff, go to trapdees, they have much better prices.

2: You fail to remember the direction to Trapdees!
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2013, 03:33:43 am »
damn! Ill just make my own trap store and buy from that one! So it shall be!
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2013, 03:38:05 am »
DO PRINCESS THINGS
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« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2013, 05:28:03 am »
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 07, 2013, 03:33:43 am
damn! Ill just make my own trap store and buy from that one! So it shall be!

3: You open a trap store, then you realize that you don't have anything in stock.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on November 07, 2013, 03:38:05 am
DO PRINCESS THINGS

1: You go to the nearest castle to do princess things for them. You are kicked out and fined for impersonating royalty.
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2013, 05:29:07 am »
get a group of trained thieves, swig a bottle of whiskey, AND STORM THAT MAIN STORE GODDAMMIT!
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."
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