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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #45 on: November 09, 2013, 06:35:17 pm »
178 British vs. German Base(approx 240 German troops)

Gamerlord decides screw tanks, he wants a mortar. (1) He gets shot while trying to get one. Respawn?
Dumbo wants to hijack a tank. (4) He sneaks into the tank and kills the crew. Now if only he knew how to drive a tank or had a crew.
DAF provides covering fire for the mortar. (2) Loading his weapon would be helpful.
Alfred throws some grenades. (2) He doesn't have any.
Tophat heads onto the beach. (6) He does so, playing his bagpipes as loudly as possible.
Wer pretends he's a fire mage. (3) Well his weapon is a firestick, but he misses everything.
Onyxjew poisons the Germans food supply (5) His covert op was a success! 50 Germans are incapacitated or dead.
TCM rips open his shirt, revealing (2) his chest and is arrested by Yourmaster.
Yourmaster attacks TCM by (3) citing that Soldiers must not remove their clothes in a combat zone and arrests him.

German Sentries (2)
German Sentry 2 opens fire. (4) He kills a commando.
German Sentry 3 tries to finish off the Commando he shot (2) He needs to reload.

British Commandos (3)
The mortar crew opens fire. (3) They destroy a base wall.
Commando 2 tries to clear mines again.  (5) A path is successfully cleared and marked through the minefield.
Commando 3 is a Medic and goes to help the commando shot in the leg. (3) He gets the man to cover.

176 British vs. German Base(approx 187 German troops)
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #46 on: November 09, 2013, 06:37:17 pm »
Artemis looks behind him and realizes that there is no mortar. The gunner, Gamer, has been shot and killed. There are other mortar gunners, though.
Get in Dumbo's tank. Load my weapon too. See if I'm able to help him control this thing, or at least gun it.
(For clarification, I was specifically going to cover Gamer's mortar, but then he was killed.)
« Last Edit: November 09, 2013, 06:43:44 pm by DarkArtemisFowl »
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #47 on: November 09, 2013, 06:53:11 pm »
That went astoundingly well.

Start executing enemy officers.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #48 on: November 09, 2013, 07:02:06 pm »
sneak around, trying to destroy German ammo supplies
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #49 on: November 09, 2013, 07:03:43 pm »
Accept DAF's help, look for any buttony buttons and look for a periscope as well, PRESS SHIT.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #50 on: November 09, 2013, 07:05:43 pm »
Shoot Yourmaster in the back of the head and then steal a boat. Go to America.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #51 on: November 09, 2013, 07:48:54 pm »
Shoot at the sentries until they're all dead, order NPC commandos to zerg rush the base and murder everyone in it while I stay behind and enjoy the show.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #52 on: November 09, 2013, 08:27:51 pm »
RAAGGHH, CAST SPEELL OFF SUMMON DERM, DEEEERRMM
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #53 on: November 09, 2013, 10:10:16 pm »
Quote from: TCM on November 09, 2013, 07:05:43 pm
Shoot Yourmaster in the back of the head and then steal a boat. Go to America.
you are in custody
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #54 on: November 09, 2013, 10:47:28 pm »
Quote from: Yourmaster on November 09, 2013, 10:10:16 pm
Quote from: TCM on November 09, 2013, 07:05:43 pm
Shoot Yourmaster in the back of the head and then steal a boat. Go to America.
you are in custody

I won't be in custody anymore if I kill you.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #55 on: November 10, 2013, 02:29:46 am »
Respawn by bursting out of a Nazi's chest cavity.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #56 on: November 10, 2013, 04:24:26 am »
Advance on base whilst playing the bagpipes.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #57 on: November 10, 2013, 12:55:00 pm »
Drop bombs on the base
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #58 on: November 10, 2013, 12:56:29 pm »
DESTROY EVERYTHIIIINNGG
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #59 on: November 10, 2013, 02:17:34 pm »
Quote from: Gamerlord on November 10, 2013, 02:29:46 am
Respawn by bursting out of a Nazi's chest cavity.
Then you will be arrested for exposure of chest during battle
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10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;
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