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[Aslandus]

Dwarven chefs have discovered a way to not only use alcohol in recipes, but to cut liquids. This discovery allows limitless meals to be prepared from otherwise useless materials, truly, this is the best thing since sliced water.

[Hetairos]

When the only way of preparing food you know is mincing, you have to be creative with it. They have no problems with mincing flour, too.

[FrankMcFuzz]

They have no problems with mincing flour, too.

I have no words.

[itg]

Now you know what a dwarf means when he asks for a "stiff drink."

[mastahcheese]

I read the title and thought that someone succeeded in making rum from their dwarves' blood.
I'm not sure why I thought that, but now I am disappoint that it is not true.

[Merendel]

I read the title and thought that someone succeeded in making rum from their dwarves' blood.
I'm not sure why I thought that, but now I am disappoint that it is not true.

I'm sure someone could edit the raws to make that happen.  Custom reaction at a workshop to extract dwarven blood into a barrel then another to ferment the stuff at the still.

[Niccolo]

I read the title and thought that someone succeeded in making rum from their dwarves' blood.
I'm not sure why I thought that, but now I am disappoint that it is not true.

I'm sure someone could edit the raws to make that happen.  Custom reaction at a workshop to extract dwarven blood into a barrel then another to ferment the stuff at the still.

That's like some sort of insane version of the Fremen's water-retention policy.

[DeathOfRats]

I read the title and thought that someone succeeded in making rum from their dwarves' blood.
I'm not sure why I thought that, but now I am disappoint that it is not true.

I'm sure someone could edit the raws to make that happen.  Custom reaction at a workshop to extract dwarven blood into a barrel then another to ferment the stuff at the still.

That's like some sort of insane dwarven version of the Fremen's water-retention policy.

There, FTFY.

[Lielac]

Now you know what a dwarf means when he asks for a "stiff drink."

I quoted this to one of my friends. She said, and I quote, "*Penis joke*".