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[smjjames]

Chatbot (I think?) in this thread http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=133833.msg4807654#new

Your clarity leaves me wanting to know more. I really enjoy this theme you've got on in your web page. What is the name of the template by the way?

The comment about clarity made me lol because of the threads Star Trek reference. While it does sound like a legit post, it's placement gives it away.

[Mech#4]

I counter with Disney Death Metal!

This was in the music thread. His sig is full of football, but dear god they're getting more and more relevant as time goes on. Although there wasn't actually a link to Disney death metal.

.... Relevant?

\m/

The idea of Mickey Mouse doing a death growl nearly makes my ears bleed just thinking about it. Though... it would be really funny to have a princess burst into death metal to bemoan their plight.

[WoobMonkey]

Following are the two for the night tonight

CMT Artists of the Year 2013 Live Stream
Crystal Palace vs West Ham Live Stream

How the hell does either of these relate to 'fitness?'

Spambot, I am disappoint.

edit: removed offending links.  Sorry for not doing so initially.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Take the links out of the quotes and do not directly quote the spambot.

[AlleeCat]

Following are the two for the night tonight

CMT Artists of the Year 2013 Live Stream
Crystal Palace vs West Ham Live Stream

How the hell does either of these relate to 'fitness?'

Spambot, I am disappoint.

Like so.

[kaijyuu]

At the moment, freezing cold and raining.  In general, the sidewalks are made of little square cobblestones and are smeared with dog crap (and children pee into the sewer), everyone speaks Czech, there are gypsies selling drugs on the street corner next to the prostitutes, and every fashion that has ever existed is in style.  You end up seeing businesspeople wearing suits and crocs (and sometimes on Razor scooters), kids wearing acid wash jeans and heavy metal band shirts with mullets, lots of old people wearing those zip-off hiking pants along with a button-up shirt and blazer, etc.  It's like someone's attic threw up, but in a kind of fun way.

There's also beer.  Beer, beer, lots of beer.  The cheapest beer I've ever had, which also happens to be the best beer I've ever had (what are the odds?).  So that kind of makes up for some of the sucky things.

Also, all of the construction here, from the outsides of the buildings to the paint on the walls to the cobblestone sidewalks, is made to decay in about five or ten years, so the entire city is in various stages of shiny new, decaying, and under construction.

Of course, the tourist areas are really nice.

This sounds like the beginning of a crazy modern novel.

[crazysheep]

At the moment, freezing cold and raining.  In general, the sidewalks are made of little square cobblestones and are smeared with dog crap (and children pee into the sewer), everyone speaks Czech, there are gypsies selling drugs on the street corner next to the prostitutes, and every fashion that has ever existed is in style.  You end up seeing businesspeople wearing suits and crocs (and sometimes on Razor scooters), kids wearing acid wash jeans and heavy metal band shirts with mullets, lots of old people wearing those zip-off hiking pants along with a button-up shirt and blazer, etc.  It's like someone's attic threw up, but in a kind of fun way.

There's also beer.  Beer, beer, lots of beer.  The cheapest beer I've ever had, which also happens to be the best beer I've ever had (what are the odds?).  So that kind of makes up for some of the sucky things.

Also, all of the construction here, from the outsides of the buildings to the paint on the walls to the cobblestone sidewalks, is made to decay in about five or ten years, so the entire city is in various stages of shiny new, decaying, and under construction.

Of course, the tourist areas are really nice.

This sounds like the beginning of a crazy modern novel.

Ok I really need to write a story based on those paragraphs :3

[sackhead]

At the moment, freezing cold and raining.  In general, the sidewalks are made of little square cobblestones and are smeared with dog crap (and children pee into the sewer), everyone speaks Czech, there are gypsies selling drugs on the street corner next to the prostitutes, and every fashion that has ever existed is in style.  You end up seeing businesspeople wearing suits and crocs (and sometimes on Razor scooters), kids wearing acid wash jeans and heavy metal band shirts with mullets, lots of old people wearing those zip-off hiking pants along with a button-up shirt and blazer, etc.  It's like someone's attic threw up, but in a kind of fun way.

There's also beer.  Beer, beer, lots of beer.  The cheapest beer I've ever had, which also happens to be the best beer I've ever had (what are the odds?).  So that kind of makes up for some of the sucky things.

Also, all of the construction here, from the outsides of the buildings to the paint on the walls to the cobblestone sidewalks, is made to decay in about five or ten years, so the entire city is in various stages of shiny new, decaying, and under construction.

Of course, the tourist areas are really nice.

This sounds like the beginning of a crazy modern novel.

she actually made a post about df here

[Seriyu]

I've seen much more obvious spambot posts make actual posts too. Things are getting advanced! or they have people manning them, One way or the other.

Also yeah, that most recent "modern novel" spambot kinda threw me off for a minute.

[Lectorog]

she actually made a post about df here

I like how it's a necro right after people were complaining about others necroing the thread.

I would click that bot's link if it seemed related to the text. I'm reasonably interested in reading more.

[Lord_lemonpie]

They now have a neutral rating on the stock. Finally, analysts at Thomson Reuters/Verus downgraded shares of American Eagle Outfitters from a hold rating to a sell rating in a research note to investors on Monday, November 11th.

What. the. actual. Fuck.
Was followed by some links to free movies.

[Putnam]

she actually made a post about df here

Try doing a ctrl+f on the statement made. It's copy+pasted directly from here.

[Graknorke]

Found the source of the "modern novel" spambot. It's actually just Sappho describing Prague.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What's Prague like?

At the moment, freezing cold and raining.  In general, the sidewalks are made of little square cobblestones and are smeared with dog crap (and children pee into the sewer), everyone speaks Czech, there are gypsies selling drugs on the street corner next to the prostitutes, and every fashion that has ever existed is in style.  You end up seeing businesspeople wearing suits and crocs (and sometimes on Razor scooters), kids wearing acid wash jeans and heavy metal band shirts with mullets, lots of old people wearing those zip-off hiking pants along with a button-up shirt and blazer, etc.  It's like someone's attic threw up, but in a kind of fun way.

There's also beer.  Beer, beer, lots of beer.  The cheapest beer I've ever had, which also happens to be the best beer I've ever had (what are the odds?).  So that kind of makes up for some of the sucky things.

Also, all of the construction here, from the outsides of the buildings to the paint on the walls to the cobblestone sidewalks, is made to decay in about five or ten years, so the entire city is in various stages of shiny new, decaying, and under construction.

Of course, the tourist areas are really nice.

[Lectorog]

*clapping to Sappho and Graknorke*

[Mictlantecuhtli]

So, Sappho is the true matriarch of the bots. I knew it.