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[Dorsidwarf]

Be the Space Soviet Empire IN the Far East in order to prevent dominance snout-stabbings.

Spread propaganda poster

 

[BeruangSarkis]

RESPAWN AS AN ART STUDENT DROPOUT. USE ELECTRIC NAZI BODIES TO CRAFT A MONUMENT FOR THE PALADINS WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES PROTECTING US. WEEP DRAMATICALLY WHILE DOING IT. MODERN ART'S ALL ABOUT EMOTION, YOU KNOW

[GreatWyrmGold]

Turn back into a dragon.

Locate a computer.

[Avis-Mergulus]

"SO, IT HAS COME TO THIS."

Respawn and make combat drugs out of Netherbeast sweat, then start recruitment into Chem Dog Batallions. Send an emissary to our space comrades in the Far East, asking them if they are willing to join the RED. If they are not, attempt strategic alliance. 

[Grahamagara]

JOIN CHARON. HE PROBABLY WON'T BE HAPPY WITH ANYONE. ASK FOR A NICE SCYTHE.

[Krath]

CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF THIS SOUL-CRUSHING AND BLOODY WAR IN MY SECRET PALADINSHACK. USE HYPER-ADVANCED COMPUTER (HOW THE FUCK) TO ANALYZE WEAK POINTS IN THE RUBBER NAZI ENCAMPMENTS. SIP TEA.

[Errol]

MOVE HEADQUARTERS TO WESTERN QUARTER. FLY ELECTRIC NAZI FLAG. FRY PALADIN FLAG. SEE IF ANYONE IS UP FOR A GAME OF GO FISH.

[wer6]

Recruit the fallen bombers, those that are too crippled to be of use, repair them, the outdated, make them new, the new planes, to help and be a shining example, and I shall lead them, we shall get more and more bomers, use construction lpanes to turn this hell hole into A nice huge air feild, with natural oil to be used for ALL the planes, be they huge terrifying bombers of doom, or Little Passenger and transport ploanes to help out the weak, the wounded, and the crazy, begin,then, we ally with the cbombs, they our allys help all those who are against us, and then, we get ready, build up, and then, We Enter, into the Age of the bombers

TL;DR BUILD MOAR PLANES, MAKE HELLHOLE INTO OUR HELL HOLE,FIT WITH AIRPORT, GET READDDY, MAEK MORE BOMBS, ASCEND

[DarkArtemisFowl]

((Since Errol flies the electric Nazi flag, he is subject to the mortar fire also.))

[TCM]

((Since Errol flies the electric Nazi flag, she is subject to the mortar fire also.))

((Not everyone with a female avatar is a girl. :3))

[DarkArtemisFowl]

((Fixed. I'm working on a tablet here, didn't have the effort to manually go to a profile ))

[poketwo]

Summon more nether beasts, prefect propaganda, recruit more people, reasureing them that the nether beasts will not kill them, and USE REAL SOVIET POWER TO KILL ALL GODS, THE RED LIGHNING WILL STRIKE THEM ALL, ALSO ABSORB A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF POWER.

[aattss]

Slightly stealthily murder the nazis in the East.

[hops]

TRAIN THE BOMBS INTO ELITES. TEACH THEM HOW TO SURVIVE EXPLODING.

[NullForceOmega]

This shit has gone far enough! recover Bolo, search depths of afterlife for Savrtia (dead gods have to go somewhere, right?) Apologize profusely for failure, beg forgiveness, ROLL OUT AND DESTROY EVERYTHING  in the name of vengeance!!!!