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Author Topic: Enter Command  (Read 5748 times)

Graknorke

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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2013, 09:42:09 am »

>Lean back in your chair and sigh in exasperation.
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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2013, 09:48:25 am »

 >look around you
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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2013, 09:51:25 am »

>Lean back in your chair and sigh in exasperation.
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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2013, 09:55:50 am »

>Lean back in your chair and sigh in exasperation.

I try to, but hit the metal floor instead, probably bruising my coccyx. The whole magical nickelback karaoke experience completely surpressed my memory of this other predicament. The predicament of being trapped in a dark small room made from smelly metal.
>look around you
It looks, roughly, like this:

I sigh in exasperation, but try not to breath out too much precious moisture.

Load dwarf fortress
Yeah. Oh strong profanity yeah! How do I switch this terrible thing back on?
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Graknorke

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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2013, 09:58:59 am »

>Bang against the walls and try to use the reverberation to get a sense of what the room is like.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2013, 09:59:42 am »

>Open eyes.
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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2013, 10:01:04 am »

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Liber celi

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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2013, 10:30:28 am »

>Open eyes.
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But my eyes... my eyes are....

Nguh.

Okay, to preserve my theoretical sanity, let's state that yes, there are eyes, and yes, at least one of them just opened.

>Bang against the walls and try to use the reverberation to get a sense of what the room is like.
I punch a nearby wall. I let completely loose. I let death rain on this wall. I show this wall who its father is and then I kick its father's ass.
All the wile I create a mental map of the room according to the echo.
It looks like this:

My hand hurts. I whimper a bit.

The prompt blinks in and out of existance.
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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2013, 01:02:38 pm »

>execute firefox.exe
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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2013, 01:08:39 pm »

Given how it takes everything so literally, that doesn't seem like a good idea.
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Graknorke

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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2013, 01:22:11 pm »

Given how it takes everything so literally, that seems like a good idea.
Fixed.
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Liber celi

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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2013, 02:23:52 pm »

>execute firefox.exe
Given how it takes everything so literally, that seems like a good idea.
Fixed.
Alright. I need to check my emails.

And maybe download Dwarf Fortress.

Alright, the beast seems to understand my tongue.
I think.
I hope.

I wish.
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Remuthra

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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #27 on: November 03, 2013, 02:27:08 pm »

>set 1=0
Murder this overly witty command prompt.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #28 on: November 03, 2013, 02:31:19 pm »

>set 1=0
Murder this overly witty command prompt.

-1

>Solve for all digits of pi.
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Remuthra

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Re: Enter Command
« Reply #29 on: November 03, 2013, 02:32:28 pm »

>set 1=0
Murder this overly witty command prompt.

-1

>Solve for all digits of pi.
Ah, good one.
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