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[WillowLuman]

The box expands quickly, just in time to disperse the gout of flame before it can kill everyone in the enclosed space. When the flame is gone, though, it suddenly shrinks down again.

Oh shit, that was close. Who's closest to wer? Take that thing away from him before he kills us!

Guess we're living in another anomalous object with a countering effect...

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Hold on, that was triple space...shouldn't there have been..."

Just as these words are said, one of the sides turns into the opening portion of the box.  Half spill through into the new room that is slightly larger than the old one.

[wer6]

LET ME BE OR I SHALL SET FIRE TO ALL!

Menacingly attach one shank to  the flamethrower, forking the barrel of it, so it fires TWO spouts of fire! and then if anyone try to attack me, shank and burn, burning first, then shanking, so that way they both bleed AND burn! if noone attacks me calmly burn away the goo.

[WillowLuman]

NINJA'd

Hmm, but the box is only just large enough to encapsulate whatever's inside. So that means something else must have just entered...

"I am Earl, from the SCP Foundation. Is the rest of my team in here?"

The box suddenly grows again. Zanzetkuken finds an overly elaborate robe wedged in his face.

"Wait, this isn't a TARDIS!"

[HissinhWalnuts]

Start casting plasma balls at wer 6 burning several limbs!

[WillowLuman]

SHIT! Enough with the Plasma already, you're going to get us all killed! AHH MY HANDS!

[HissinhWalnuts]

" But no one else seems to know how to attack wer6 at a distance!"

[wer6]

"THEN BURN YOU SHALL", DO THE BURN'NSHANK MANUVER AT HISSIN!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"What the!?!" is all that is gotten out before another 'door' appears behind the wall Zanzetkuken was leaning on, causing him to fall into a ventilation shaft like structure the equivalent of three boxes deep.  Inertia sends him through another 'door' at the bottom of the 'vent' into a room large enough to stand in, as SCP-184 falls out of his hands into another ventilation structure that is a mile long, but only large enough for it.  He shouts up, "Does air count?"

[WillowLuman]

ninja'd 2x

There is no distance! We're in a cardboard box! He's just lucky because his weapon has a trigger, so he can use it without having to move much.

Hmmm, Zanzetkuken seems to have fallen out of the box. And he took the thingy with him...

[wer6]

JUST BURN AND SHANK HIM ALREADY.

[WillowLuman]

[Our posting style matches the setting perfectly: very little space between and incredibly crowded]

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

ninja'd 2x

There is no distance! We're in a cardboard box! He's just lucky because his weapon has a trigger, so he can use it without having to move much.

Hmmm, Zanzetkuken seems to have fallen out of the box. And he took the thingy with him...

"Look to your left!  You'll see a ventilation-like structure!  I fell down that into a room large enough to stand in!  The thing fell into a 5 mile long extension only large enough for it!  And it ain't coming out!  Oh, by the way, there's a random police box down here!"

[WillowLuman]

They cannot hear you.

I wish I knew where Zanz went. He could pull magical artifacts out of his butt and didn't try to kill anyone, unlike SOMEONE we know.

[wer6]

tell me what happens to hissin already ;~;