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Author Topic: Cardboard Box Fortress  (Read 6146 times)

wer6

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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2013, 08:18:32 pm »

I whould shank you too, but im too busy shanking other things, so fun!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2013, 08:26:11 pm »

Use SCP-184 to expand the inner size of the box.
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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2013, 08:29:18 pm »

Once Hissin finds said flame thrower, I shank him multiple times and steal the flame thrower, then proceed to set fire to the walls.
6 v 1
in a single smooth motion, wer6 slides his shank across Hissinh's wrist and up to cross his neck, stealing the flamethrower from his rapidly failing grip and sidestepping his falling, chokeing body without even a single drop of blood touching him.

The box's self-repairing walls remain highly flammable, leading to a strange visual result as they are bathed in the flamethrower's burning breath. you can see them visibly blacken and attempt to peal away, yet as fast as the holes form they close up again in fresh unburnt cardboard. it is getting really, really hot in here though.

Snake, I know you can't talk back, but you can hear me. Use your commando skills to break up this fight.
3+2 v 5
in an amazing fight sequence worthy of, no, better than, that of any action movie this world has ever seen, wer6 and snake dual over the fate of our precious box, wreathed in blood and flames, with neither seeming to gain nor lose a single inch in this fateful match-up.

sadly, the fridge is made of sterner stuff than your shank. your shank is now ruined and the fridge is only slightly the worse for the wear.

however, directly plugging the mini-fridge into a fusion reactor proves to be a bad idea. the resulting overload leaves Hugo with some nasty electrical burns and the fridge nothing but scrap, which wer6 promptly uses to replace his lost shank and acquire one more.

sadly, SCP-184 is nowhere to be found. and we really could use the room too...
Spoiler: Box Status (click to show/hide)
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2013, 08:30:47 pm »

Find the SCP in my left coat pocket.

Materialize SCP-184 into the box.
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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2013, 08:32:45 pm »

Shank Zan and steal it, and then EAT it, Roast Zan for  no less then 30 minutes if necessary, while reading A book on how to cast spells, mainly of the kind of dimensional.
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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2013, 08:34:25 pm »

Cast plasma ball on wer6!
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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2013, 08:34:29 pm »

Damnit, Lenglon, we don't have room to RTD! Any dice would wind up facing the same way as when you picked them up, there's so little room!

If we want this to be bearable, we're going to have to work together. No more shanking each other. If we could just find a way to get rid of the gunk, we might have some more space...
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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2013, 08:35:31 pm »

Eat gunk inside box and wonder how I'm not in the box list.

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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2013, 08:37:47 pm »

But if we eat the gunk, then it's still in here. Nothing gets out, stuff can only get in. hmm...

I know! Does anyone know how to work with radios? If we could just transmit, we could call someone from outside to bring more containers and put the gunk in them.
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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2013, 08:39:05 pm »

Actualy you know what? Ill roast the shit out of Solid Snake, hated his games anyways, ROAST HIM LIKE ONE OF MY FRENCH MICROWAVES!
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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2013, 08:39:21 pm »

Damnit, Lenglon, we don't have room to RTD! Any dice would wind up facing the same way as when you picked them up, there's so little room!

If we want this to be bearable, we're going to have to work together. No more shanking each other. If we could just find a way to get rid of the gunk, we might have some more space...
hey, you run the updates then! I just needed to give us some closure on the whole A attacks B thing!
Spoiler: Box Status (click to show/hide)
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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2013, 08:39:51 pm »

I'm eating it because I'm HUNGRY.

How is this even a forum game. Guess it counts as RP.

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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2013, 08:40:27 pm »

wer6 (fighting snake and hissinh at the same time with a pair of shanks)
YOU FORGOT MY FLLAAMMEEE THROOWWERRRR
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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2013, 08:41:04 pm »

...we might have some more space...

*somehow manages to pull SCP-184 out of the left pocket, as the box begins to expand, two words are spoken*
"This help?"

I'm eating it because I'm HUNGRY.

How is this even a forum game. Guess it counts as RP.

(Forum Games and Roleplaying

Everyone forgets about that you don't always have to have both.)
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Re: Cardboard Box Fortress
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2013, 08:42:55 pm »

Cast self heal!(Check corrupt a wish thread)
« Last Edit: November 02, 2013, 08:44:30 pm by HissinhWalnuts »
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