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[IronTomato]

(Snake's still alive, right?)

CQC grab Wer6 to create an opening for Solid Snake to escape and defend from the soldiers

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

(Snake's still alive, right?)

CQC grab Wer6 to create an opening for Solid Snake to escape and defend from the soldiers

(Wer6 is out of the box because of an Aperture Science portal.  You didn't take advantage of the portal and are still in the box, so therefore, you cannot reach him to perform the action.)

[IronTomato]

(Whatever)

Invite Snake to join me in fending off the soldiers

[HissinhWalnuts]

Be done recuperating and start hurling balls of light everywhere!

[WillowLuman]

Wait, our box is in the middle of nowhere, next to a disused highway. Those soldiers are at some box factory.

[IronTomato]

Go to the frigging factory

Our box brethren mustn't be harmed

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Wait, our box is in the middle of nowhere, next to a disused highway. Those soldiers are at some box factory.

The disused highway is an illusion of the factory.  With the ceiling having been broken, there is now a visible hole in the illusion that the special forces are rappelling through.

[HissinhWalnuts]

So apparently nepeta works at a box factory... ok then.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

So apparently nepeta works at a box factory... ok then.

No, she launched me on my back when she sprang out of a Police Box that may or may not have been the TARDIS.

[Mesa]

What's that?
A cardboard box fortress woefully underpopulated by bees?

My large influx of BEES ought to put a stop to that!

*releases a metric shitton of bees*

[wer6]

((wtf, I went to sleep and you guys continue without me? shame on you. ))

I wake up from my slumber and proceed to make me THERE god, and appropriate them with shanks so they wont die when they sting

[RadtheCad]

Well, shit.  My car just *had* to go and break down now, didn't it?  What now? I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, and the only thing I can see apart from some dead trees and couple of souls of the damned is some old, dilapidated factory-style building.  Fucking hell.  Maybe I can hitchhike or something-

Wait.  What's that noise?

A car?  YES!  Maybe I can get a tow-

Wait.  That's a jeep.  Full of heavily armed men, shouting in russian.

And HOLY FUCK IS THAT AN ATTACK HELICOPTER YES IT IS *IT'S FUCKING SHOOTING AT MEEEE*

And so Rad ran in to the factory, closely followed by very angry russian men.  One of them caught up to him, but by sheer luck, he managed to grab a briefcase off the floor and clobber the enraged brute over the head.  Unfortunately, he had turn turn around to do this and tripped over what appeared to be a frozen red herring. 

Twisting in mid-air, the last thing Rad saw as he fell was a peculiar cardboard box, rushing up to him.

A noticed a distinct smell of death, giblets, burning, and generally doom...



(Hello there, people. Please don't gib me immediately.)

[wer6]

And I think ill embrace Rad, to protect him from the bees, and to maybe shank him once or twice, so if anyone try to attack him, they will have to attack me! with my flame thrower and my shank('s)!

[RadtheCad]

Upon being sucked into the box, I immediately find myslef in a rather cramped space, being greeted by a slightly deranged-looking person with quite a lot of weaponry.  A disturbing amount, honestly.

He proceeds to hug me!  Maybe this place isn't so bad after all-  oh, now he's trying to stab me.  Great.

I block the shivstrike with my conveniently powerful briefcase and bash the man over the head, noting with vague interest his distinct red glowing eyes and horns.

'Bad demon!  We can be friends, but only if you don't shank, burn, or otherwise mutilate me!  Okay?  Now, I suggest we work together to make this place more confortable for us both, and find a way to exploit the mechanics of this box so you have an unlimited amount of stuff to shank and burn. Okay?
Also, what the fuck is up with all these bees.  Good thing I'm wearing elfhide, it's giving me the 'at peace with nature' buff.'

[Yourmaster]

Hit dat self destruct button