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[RadtheCad]

Wer6, if there really IS a self-destruct button and it gets pushed, WE'RE fucked, and YOU won't get any more stuff to burn.  It's in your best interests to viciously murder the one known as Yourmaster.

Just FYI.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

From my vantage point on the hill, I notice something coming inbound towards the factory with the illusionary highway inside.  It looks like a Jericho missile...

[RadtheCad]

A beeping noise comes from my briefcase.  I open it and lo!  A computer!

It's telling me there's a missile coming.  Oh.

I try to think quickly and ignore the chaos all around me.  How does this box work?

It will always expand to fit its contents perfectly, but keep the same outside shape and size.  Therefore, it's outside is not directly analogous to it's inside.  What's more, it seems to respond directly to human logic, whether valid or not.

What would happen, then, if we attempted to turn the box inside-out?  Only one way to find out, and possibly save us all.

I start tugging on the inside wall of the box.

[IronTomato]

Try and negotiate with Yourmaster.

[WillowLuman]

With all the air pumped into the box, it's interior is now the size of a moderately proportioned living room. Still a bit crowded, but at least you have room to stand up now.

A missile strikes the factory, destroying the pump and sending the box flying. HugoLuman begins digging his way out from under rubble.

[IronTomato]

IronTomato does the same. "You alright, HugoLuman?"

[RadtheCad]

I stand up, dazed.  Well, at least the box is apparently indestructable.

I go back to tugging on the inside wall of the box.  !!SCIENCE!! Must be done.

[WillowLuman]

"Yeah... I think I'm invulnerable or something." A severed commando arm lands at his feet. "Ew... say, how did you get out of the box?"

[wer6]

Charge into box as its very near and dear for me to have things to shank and burn, I shank and burn Yourmaster, hopefully melting his self destruct button.

[Erils]

I stare at the box (from outside) in awe and wonder

[Mesa]

I stare at the box (from outside) in awe and wonder

*orders bees to bring the believer into the box*

[WillowLuman]

Your bees can't get out of the box.

[Mesa]

Your bees can't get out of the box.

...
Order some of them to lift the box and order the rest to drag Erils inside.

[WillowLuman]

How do they lift the box from inside? How do they leave it to get him? Or are they outside?

[Mesa]

They push up the ceiling and then lift up the thing from the bottom, leaving through, well, the bottom. They're inside.