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[Remuthra]

I get the feeling you weren't as overpowered as I originally thought...

_{Maybe I shouldn't have set the average encounter to somewhere around CR 9?}

Oh well, scratch one sorcerer. Shall I roll up another one? You're The Computer, can you activate my clone backup?

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Yes, and yes, whichever you may be in the mood for today.

Although your equipment will mysteriously disappear if I activate the clone backup to prevent farming of chargen.

I shall role up another character. That was a joke, I don't expect you to apply Paranoia rules here. There was something in the Paranoia XP SP1 about what if Popular Fantasy Roleplaying Game™ were like Paranoia.

The Computer does not respect the boundaries of game universes. The Computer realized that elves are Commie traitors, and is waiting to conquer D&D for Alpha Complex. Power Services will construct a demon-based power generator.

[Taricus]

Waitaminute, this thing only has a total attack bonus of 13-14? Someone throw me that amulet and this will be one-sided

[Remuthra]

Waitaminute, this thing only has a total attack bonus of 13-14? Someone throw me that amulet and this will be one-sided

Yeah, I was sort of expecting you to just mow it over here. That would mean I could hit Seldain with Nerve Gas, though .

[Taricus]

It only has 9 HD right? It won't last that long.

[Remuthra]

It only has 9 HD right? It won't last that long.

Oho, that's the NORMAL version. This one has 15.

[Taricus]

...HOW IS THIS CR9?!

[Remuthra]

...HOW IS THIS CR9?!

The normal one is CR 6. I scaled it up using a program, which said that 13d8 is CR 8. Thus, 15d8 is CR 9 or so.

[Taricus]

...I think you forgot to add in the save or die ability into that, just saying >.>

[Remuthra]

Hey, it's save or die slowly.

[Taricus]

Still likely forgotten in the calculation at any rate

[Hanslanda]

Waitaminute, this thing only has a total attack bonus of 13-14? Someone throw me that amulet and this will be one-sided

Except you don't have magic weapons, and nonmagic weapons did not seem to affect it. So...

[Taricus]

+1 Sword Hans

[Hanslanda]

Oh, sorry, the name is too long. I didn't notice.

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WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAB THE FUCKER?! You don't need immunity to save or die slowly, I imagine the effect doesn't stay after death. Otherwise half the party is down for the count in the first encounter.

[Taricus]

I CANNOT STAB HIM, my weapon does slashing damage only you see

And this being Remuthra, I sorta doubt the gas thing will go away after we kill it.

[Remuthra]

_Heheheh...