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[Xantalos]

I'll try this. Now where'd that book on Hairmancy go...

[Darvi]

I won't, since I'm incapable of doing so.

Homicidal 'stache, on the other hand...

[FearfulJesuit]

I'm not participating- I don't like the feeling of facial hair, at least right now. I'll just note briefly that Hitler ruined a great mustache.

[Hubris Incalculable]

I'll just note briefly that Hitler ruined a great mustache.

Chaplin agreed with you.

[Flying Dice]

Spoiler: Here's some inspiration, far left. (click to show/hide)

[Owlbread]

Spoiler: I'd grow this if my moustache was strong enough. (click to show/hide)

Maybe that will come with time, by the time I'm 50 or something.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I can't quite grow facial hair fast enough to get over the "teenagers first attempt at facial hair" hump. And my parents wont let me grow out anything.
Just one more year, and then I'm moving out. I'll try it then.

[Owlbread]

How can your parents control your facial hair growth?

[My Name is Immaterial]

Well, they tell me to shave. And I do. Cause they supply A. food, B. transportation, C. internet access, and D. most legal rights to my person, as I am still under 18.

[Owlbread]

Well, they tell me to shave. And I do. Cause they supply A. food, B. transportation, C. internet access, and D. most legal rights to my person, as I am still under 18.

When I was under 18 my parents had no way of controlling whether or not I would shave, not that they would. Would they honestly take away your internet access, your transportation and your food if you decided not to shave?

[My Name is Immaterial]

No, it was an over-exaggeration. Think of if the same way that you picked up your room when you were little: your parents would ask you too, and so you did. That's just how my brain works.

[Owlbread]

My friend, you are now a man. They cannot control your body, and if they did it would be immoral. Grow your beard and be free.

[Flying Dice]

Well, they tell me to shave. And I do. Cause they supply A. food, B. transportation, C. internet access, and D. most legal rights to my person, as I am still under 18.

When I was under 18 my parents had no way of controlling whether or not I would shave, not that they would. Would they honestly take away your internet access, your transportation and your food if you decided not to shave?

One of the favorite methods I've heard of is the old wives' tale that mothers tell their sons, claiming that shaving regularly makes facial hair thicken more rapidly.

[Bdthemag]

Well, they tell me to shave. And I do. Cause they supply A. food, B. transportation, C. internet access, and D. most legal rights to my person, as I am still under 18.

When I was under 18 my parents had no way of controlling whether or not I would shave, not that they would. Would they honestly take away your internet access, your transportation and your food if you decided not to shave?

One of the favorite methods I've heard of is the old wives' tale that mothers tell their sons, claiming that shaving regularly makes facial hair thicken more rapidly.

I feel really stupid right now.

[Owlbread]

Thankfully I found that out early.