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Author Topic: Delurk Thread  (Read 1349 times)

LeoLeonardoIII

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Delurk Thread
« on: October 31, 2013, 06:53:25 pm »

As of today, about 40% of the people who registered on the Bay12 forum have 0 posts.

You can help put a stop to this tragedy. For just pennies a day - I mean,

Hey Zero Posters, come say something!
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Re: Delurk Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2013, 06:59:51 pm »

>_> You do realize a lot of them are hibernating spambots right?
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Re: Delurk Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2013, 07:03:48 pm »

That would actually help. Have all spambots post in one thread, which then can be removed much more easily than dozens of one-post adthreads.
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Re: Delurk Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2013, 07:04:13 pm »

It genuinely fills me with fear. A wave that large could completely tank the forum: Each deleted thread does a little damage to the structural stability of the forum. The longer the deleted thread is, the harder on the forum. A wave of that magnitude could easily drown us all in a sea of spam, and then damn us to emptiness as the forum goes down due to Toady's deletions,
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Re: Delurk Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2013, 07:05:13 pm »

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Re: Delurk Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2013, 07:18:33 pm »

Ssh, Smirk. There's no cardboard box.
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Re: Delurk Thread
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2013, 12:56:30 am »

Ssh, Smirk. There's no cardboard box.
No, it's titanium.
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Re: Delurk Thread
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2013, 01:00:00 am »

Why do people even register accounts just to never post?
Also here I am to contribute to the amount of people with hundreds, if not thousands of posts in this thread.

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Re: Delurk Thread
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2013, 01:12:28 am »

If we're here to provide an example to the 0-post members, look at me! I possess over 9000 20000 posts to my name!
Admittedly the fact that my social life is long dead has something to do with that, but still.
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Re: Delurk Thread
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2013, 01:16:20 am »

I remain adamant that I still have the highest post count overall without resorting to performance enhancing threads. RTD should be banned from the sport.

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Re: Delurk Thread
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2013, 01:18:41 am »

And what say you about Loud Whispers?
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Re: Delurk Thread
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2013, 01:22:57 am »

I still remain envious of Jifodus' inhumanly high login time, despite the very low post count.
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Re: Delurk Thread
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2013, 03:45:57 am »

not my first post... just post to de-lurk...

ok... back to lurking....
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Re: Delurk Thread
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2013, 04:14:00 am »

I remain adamant that I still have the highest post count overall without resorting to performance enhancing threads. RTD should be banned from the sport.
All of FG&RP, really. Freeform RP inflates your ppd far more than RTDs.
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Re: Delurk Thread
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2013, 09:19:53 am »

not my first post... just post to de-lurk...

ok... back to lurking....
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