squidgen's unexpected appearance on the battlefield heralds the heretofore-unforseen arrival of the Purpope's elite troops! Clad in [6] full plate and wielding his [5] feared shortsword, [1] he doesn't need a shield to strike fear into the hearts of his enemies.
USEC_OFFICER puts one foot in front of the other and [
6] zooms across the battlefield like a hungover, ironclad bullet. He raises his bottle and lets out a pugnacious war cry as he approaches Greenwold's battle line.
lawastooshort regains his balance and [5] rushes forth, gaining enough ground to get within swiping distance of the [3] slowly advancing
Nirur Torir, who strikes first [4+3] but is blocked [5+5] by lawastooshort's shield. lawastooshort retorts with his own blow [6+
1] and succeeds in fumbling and dropping his mace like an ignoramus.
Luhf Monkeh trots onto the battlefield, a smile on his face, a [2] set of rags on his body and [6] [6] a fearsome combination of mace and tower shield in either hand.
Lord Hat turns up wearing [1] his birthday suit and carrying [5] a short sword and [5] a standard shield. Evidently, however, he has turned up to the wrong battle altogether, for his liege Lord Orange is certainly nowhere to be seen.
Maxinum McDreich enthusiastically follows his comrades to war, sporting [4] a tasteful suit of chainmail and wielding [5] a typical iron shield. Of note, however, is the fact that he may have attended the same party as USEC_OFFICER judging by his [2] choice of armament.
Errol, a man who believes in peace through war, turns up fashionably late in his [6] customised suit of plate and wielding [6] his favoured mace (chosen for the fact that it does not draw blood) and [4] a heater shield bearing an image of a flower. He'll surely show those green warmongers how to live together in harmony.
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Topic: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD (Read 3771 times)