Nirur Torir strikes again while
lawastooshort bends down and [2] fails to retrieve his mace. The masterful [3+
6] stab bypasses his opponent's shield [5+3] and meets its mark directly in his face, ending the unfortunate Yellonian's life.
USEC_OFFICER performs a 180-degree pirouette turn that could rival a ballerina's and brings the combined force of his anger and bottle to bear against
Lord Hat [2+5] - who blocks it with ease [5+4].
Luhf Monkeh sallies forth and attempts to whack
squidgen with exactly what the crusader doesn't have - a massive shield [6+3]. However, the elite man of faith retaliates with his own attack simultaneously [5+5]. Though neither combatant is seriously wounded and no clear winner has yet emerged, Luhf is nicked slightly on the arm.
Tomcost glances around the battlefield, attempting to locate an armoured friendly to take cover behind. Unfortunately, he can't get a good view from where he is [2] and mistakenly assumes that squidgen is on his side. Taking a few steps forward, he attempts to fire an arrow at Luhf Monkeh [4+
1] but succeeds only in tearing the bow's flimsy string from the bow itself. Whoops.
Urist Mc Dorf concentrates very, very hard, attempting to cause some slightly more effective armaments to materialise out of thin air.... [
6] and it works! The gods have smiled on this bearded combatant and allowed him another chance at gaining better protection. A tough multicoloured surcoat [5] and a poorly-designed set of damp planks [2] materialise around Urist.
Maxinum McDreich would like to charge forth and give USEC_OFFICER a nasty surprise, [
1] but temporarily forgets how to use his legs and flops to the floor, barely avoiding shoving the sharp end of his weapon into his eyes in the process.
With his gleeful grin hidden behind his visor,
Errol [4] saunters forward and delivers a heavy blow [6+2] to Lord Hat's backside, which he can't block due to being occupied by the belligerent fellow in front of him. A blow to the head would certainly have killed him, but Errol's macemanship evidently leaves something to be desired.