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DarkArtemisFowl

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Re: The day when...
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2013, 01:43:30 am »
Quote from: ShadowHammer on November 01, 2013, 11:06:45 pm
The day when dwarves actually try to commit crimes, instead of just getting smacked around by a hammerer for taking the wrong craft to the depot, will be a very bad day.
I'd like that day actually. It feels wrong when dwarven justice equates to my legendary armorer putting his life on the line because the fortress cockroach mayor wants to get his daughter a shiny new toy for Chrustsmas when I don't have time to divert metal to his wish.
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Nidilap

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Re: The day when...
« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2013, 11:32:00 am »
The dark day when You will need water to make Booze...
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: The day when...
« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2013, 07:38:59 pm »
The day goblins learn to properly pick locks will be the end of defensive cage traps...
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Re: The day when...
« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2013, 12:00:10 am »
Quote from: Nidilap on November 02, 2013, 11:32:00 am
The dark day when You will need water to make Booze...

The dark day when you will need water to grow plants...
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Quote from: Doughnut189 on November 25, 2013, 02:17:01 am
The fortresses are penal colonies.
The mountainhome has far too many degenerates too deal with by itself, so it sends out minor nobles to establish penal colonies across the world.

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Re: The day when...
« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2013, 06:55:33 am »
Quote from: Urist McRas on November 04, 2013, 12:00:10 am
Quote from: Nidilap on November 02, 2013, 11:32:00 am
The dark day when You will need water to make Booze...

The dark day when you will need water to grow plants...

The dark day when you will need water to make water
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DarkArtemisFowl

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Re: The day when...
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2013, 10:39:37 am »

Quote from: Urist McRas on November 04, 2013, 12:00:10 am
Quote from: Nidilap on November 02, 2013, 11:32:00 am
The dark day when You will need water to make Booze...

The dark day when you will need water to grow plants...
Pfft. I already have a 580 tile/4060 usage water cistern ready to go. Not like I need more.
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Re: The day when...
« Reply #36 on: February 12, 2014, 08:45:38 am »
The day when Dwarves get mounts....
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A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: The day when...
« Reply #37 on: February 12, 2014, 10:12:34 am »
The day when... something bad happens? I have no ideas right now.
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Re: The day when...
« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2014, 12:42:58 pm »
The day when dwarves start defecating will be a horrible day.
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« Reply #39 on: February 12, 2014, 01:06:51 pm »
Quote from: klefenz on February 12, 2014, 12:42:58 pm
The day when dwarves start defecating will be a horrible day.

More so because this would mean adding body parts, which would then become involved in everything else, including combat
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Re: The day when...
« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2014, 02:10:13 pm »
Quote from: Urist McRas on November 04, 2013, 12:00:10 am
Quote from: Nidilap on November 02, 2013, 11:32:00 am
The dark day when You will need water to make Booze...

The dark day when you will need water to grow plants...
The dark day "soil" no longer includes sand dunes...

The day sand has physics that makes sense will be horrible.
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Quote from: Trif on July 28, 2014, 01:40:26 pm
Grey langurs came over to steal something, only to be overcome by terror when they realized that they were stealing +grey langur bone gauntlets+.

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« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2014, 03:41:26 pm »
Quote from: Henny on February 12, 2014, 02:10:13 pm
The day sand has physics that makes sense will be horrible.

Correction: The day physics is added will be FUN!
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Re: The day when...
« Reply #42 on: February 13, 2014, 10:20:49 am »
The day when you architecture will make actual sense and you will need to put load-bearing walls if you don't want your whole castle to come crashing down like a sand sculpture...
Funny thing is, the first three games I've played I was afraid to do any extensive horizontal mining for fear the ceiling would crumble over my poor miners, just because I had read on the wiki that "cave-ins" were actually a thing.
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Urist McVoyager

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Re: The day when...
« Reply #43 on: February 13, 2014, 06:00:52 pm »
Yeah . . . the whole "You're not actually supposed to do no-item embarks" thing was in reference to DF taking up Gnomoria's track and forcing you to build items to build every workshop.  :P

The day when minor ailments like carpal tunnel syndrome are included in the game will be a majorly annoying day indeed.
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Re: The day when...
« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2014, 08:44:08 pm »
The day when armor takes damage until it falls apart will be a great day for the armorer.
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