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[Icefire2314]

Post something truly horrific, like this:

The when gobbos can dig through the ground will be a truly horrific day.

• Learning from mistakes if first attempted assault plan fails badly
  
• For instance, if many siegers are killed, caged, etc. in a given hallway, they shouldn't generally go that way again, even if that means building/climbing/digging

Try to keep it in that format.

The day when...

[Lord_lemonpie]

The day when giant sponges and elephants fuse will be a horrible day.

((Am i doing this right?))

[Laserhead]

The day when a dwarf, needing to move one or more objects from one location to another, does so in a sensible fashion will be a wonderful day.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

The day when dwarves will learn to use tactics will be a horrible day for goblins.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

The day when dwarves will learn to use tactics will be a horrible day for goblins.

Oh god yes. It's not too smart that one of my hammerdorfs decides it's a damn good idea to charge a squad of goblin bowmen along with a squad of goblin axemen, without the rest of my squad.

The day when exploits are done away with is my day for celebration. MAY THE DANGER TRAINING ROOMS DIE FOREVER.

[mirrizin]

The day Smuntsu Spiderbrains invents the ladder will be a terrible day for dorfdom.

[SixOfSpades]

The day when dwarves realize that they can't see in the dark will be a terrible day.

[Erils]

The day when Armok is added to fortress mode.......will be a very fun day

[Merendel]

The day when magma has the same pressure rules as water will be a horible day for volcano embarks.

[jcochran]

The day when magma has the same pressure rules as water will be a horible day for volcano embarks.

The day when magma has the same pressure rules as water will be a wonderful day for volcano embarks.

There. Fixed that for you.

[BlackMuffin]

The day when magma has the same pressure rules as water will be a horible day for volcano embarks.

The day when magma has the same pressure rules as water will be an absurdly fun day for volcano embarks.

FTFY <3

Also, the day when you can customize your adventurer's appearance will be a mildly positive day.

[Cuddles]

The day when dwarves will learn to use tactics will be a horrible day for goblins.

Oh god yes. It's not too smart that one of my hammerdorfs decides it's a damn good idea to charge a squad of goblin bowmen along with a squad of goblin axemen, without the rest of my squad.

The day when exploits are done away with is my day for celebration. MAY THE DANGER TRAINING ROOMS DIE FOREVER.

If I remember the toady mythos correctly, dwarves are getting the ability to fear in the next big patch which is coming... some time in december or january I guess.

[Urist McVoyager]

The day when enemies can build border fortresses on your map will be a terrifying day indeed.

[Abraxis]

The day when Dorfs finally become self aware and decide they no longer wish to serve us humans.

[Urist McVoyager]

The World Generator is more likely to reach self awareness. It holds everything.

The day when the clowns get picks will be horrific.