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[GreatWyrmGold]

C, for dramatic irony.

((Point taken.))

"Do you think people would have heavy weights just laying around where someone could get hurt?"
As if in response to your question, the ceiling above breaks. What appears to be a comically oversized can of beans crashes down, striking the edge of the table next to you, which causes plates and silverware to fly at you and Alice. You quickly check yourself over--nothing too bad, although a plate caught you in the neck and will probably bruise badly.
"Hey Alice, you..." You stop speaking when you notice that Alice is slumped on the floor, a steak knife buried to the handle in her eye socket.

And that can of beans has to be months old.

>A: Mourn.
>B: Never vow to come here again. Old beans? Ew. Also, the love of your life died a tragic death.

[anailater]

Reload, tacos, inside.

[Graknorke]

Reload, tacos, inside.

>A
Then what anailater said
Then sit by the window again.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You mourn over the body of your dead beloved.


You all Alice, almost certain that you've done this before.
"Hello? Oh, it's you! You're calling about dinner tonight, aren't you? I'm not sure where we were planning to go...I don't remember if we decided. Where would you like to go?"
"Taco night? You usually can't go wrong with tacos."
"Taco night, great!"

-----

You head downtown. Everything seems...eerily familiar.
"So...we could just go to South of the Border across the street, or we could head to that taco stand across the street. I don't think I've ever had a taco from there before. We could eat in the park or something."
"Nah, I...feel like eating indoors tonight."
Alice seems a little disappointed, but she just shrugs. "Alright, that works."

You head into the restaurant. There are a few open tables. You look around. "Sorry we couldn't eat in a park, but that window has a great--" You can't even finish the sentence before Alice starts pulling you across the crowded restaurant to sit at a table by the window. It is a nice view; you can see the river from here. Still, you feel like something is...off.

Soon, a waitress comes by with menus.
"Hm...I feel like trying something new today. How about this "Manteca de Cacahuete Taco" thing? That sounds good. And one diet coke."
"Certainly, ma'am. And what would you like, sir?"

>A: "Just a normal taco and a Pepsi for me, please."
>B: "Hm...I'll have a vegetarian taco and a glass of water, please."
>C: "I think I'll step out of my comfort zone, too. How about a fish taco and this mango smoothie thing?"
>D: "Alice, you know that Manteca de Cacahuete is Spanish for peanut butter, right?"

[Graknorke]

>C

[anailater]

D, just in case.


Also I just "finished" the game, it was fun, and the philosophical scene was beautiful.

[Graknorke]

D, just in case.


Also I just "finished" the game, it was fun, and the philosophical scene was beautiful.

You determine that Alice is not allergic to peanuts.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

E.

Screw it. We're going straight to hell.
Fuck reality. We're going all deus ex machina and we're making our date invincible with haxing skills.*

*Totally didn't play the game.

[GreatWyrmGold]

E.

Screw it. We're going straight to hell.
Fuck reality. We're going all deus ex machina and we're making our date invincible with haxing skills.*

*Totally didn't play the game.

You need to hack the game first. And since the game is entirely in my head, the only way you're hacking it is with an ax...actually, you can't hack the game. Don't try. Murder is bad.

Anyways, um...tacos?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Balls. Try tacos.

[GreatWyrmGold]

What kind? We have one vote for C and one for D.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Either.

[Helgoland]

C.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Groundhog Day II: Tacos Forever

[GreatWyrmGold]

"I think I'll step out of my comfort zone, too. How about a fish taco and this mango smoothie thing?"
"Ooh, neat. We're both trying new stuff." Alice glances out the window. "So...what else do you think we could do?"

>A: "Hm...think we could pay for our food, then eat it outside?"
>B: "Not sure what we can do during dinner, but maybe we could figure out something for after?"
>C: [explicit content redacted]