Make the Xantalos, Wwolin, Blademan fusion permanent.
Recombine 3 more random players, preferably none being me.
(4) You need a 6 to break away from the fusion
(4) Then you combine three random NPCs into one being.
Split self off from them. Then commence testicle uppercut to pierce the heavens on Zanzetkuken.
(5) You try to separate and almost succeed
Bugs have wings. Dragons have wings. Therefore, dragon=bug. Kill all the dragons (except myself)
(2) You spend several minutes arguing with a blond 6-year-old and his stuffed tiger over whether bats or dragons are bugs.
I can discover secrets! Try again, everyone shall love peace!
(1) YOu open the Ark of the Covenant in order to discover the secret. Guess the result. Respawn?
Respawn as angry grammar mammoth.
(1) Due to typos, you respawn as an angy granma mam moth.
Sit on the gold in the bank vault, breathe at anyone who attempts to disturb me or my gold, as well as anyone who dares to trope in my presence.
(1) It turns out the bank security has experienced this type of thing before and banishes you to a children's book.
Point out that I am innocent.
(6) You break into the headquarters of the corporation that framed you and clear your name, but are then charged with breaking and entering and stealing corporate secrets.
Respawn, help myself open that portal in minimalistic return. then fuse with the human me and kill elephant parade.
(5) A portal opens up right next to you.
(4 vs. 6) You attack elephant parade but he tackles you into the hole to hell.
Grapple-gun self out of hole again.
(4) You do so, narrowly missing being pushed in by Elephant Parade and Poketwo.
Develop mind-controlling parasite spores. Make them function in a way that completely mellows out anybody to breathe them in. Sure, it might be a minor case of neurotoxicity, but at least people will become more nice to each other in my vicinity.
(4) Sure. (6) Your spores cause hippies to make pilgrimages to your location, and become the drug of choice among many. Then the cartels and the DEA find out about you.
>Use the power of my fused body to… MAKE EVERYBODY DO THE GANGNAM STYLE
(1) WWolin and Xantalos kill you to prevent that. Respawn?
Call in army. Convince police that I am not corrupt and that I was framed!
(6) You call in the army and take over the government in a military coup. You have those trying to arrest you executed by firing squad.
As im A sentient gold Golum in Lengolons Bank vault, I promptly hug his knees and then run away out of the vault, proceeding to summon hundreds of DEMONS to fight for me.
(2) You're a random dragon running from the law.
Status of City: Mellow Liberal Hippie Paradise. Enemy of CCS. Hole to hell.
Tophat: Human next to hole to hell.
LordSlowpoke: Corrupted by the tropes.
Poketwo: Falling to hell after attacking EP
Squidgen: Bug Exterminator Dragon. Arguing with Calvin and Hobbes
Tavik Toth: Corrupt general who has siezed control of the United States
Harry: A fern the size of a small building with long roots and mind-crontrol drug spores
Zanzetkuken: Shot in the leg
GWG: Being arrested by the cops. In the LCS.
Luvmoke, Chicago Gangster: David Dragondicing Durham
Urist McDwarf: An indestructible statue of a guy with an RPG. Trope Vigilante fanboy and TVTrope Hacker
Xantalos: Combined with Wwolin and Blademan.
Wwolin: The Dragon UnPublic Safety Superintendent and Liver Remover. Combined with Blademan and Xantalos
Blademan: Dead
Hugo Lurman: Mellow-breathing Dragon. Enemy of CCS
Lenglon: Dead
Elephant Parade: Grandmother moth. Falling to hell.
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