Do this:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OmnicidalManiac
(1) You reason that you are the only thing truly in existence and kill yourself to destroy reality. This doesn't work. Respawn?
Logically, since all dragons were from the same source, they should have the same mass. Which means that I am an incredibly heavy dragon.
Ignore the massive leaps in logic here.
Edit.
The rule states you must link to a trope, not the home page of TvTropes
Yes, respawn.
You do so. (3) Behind you a cop yells at you to stop.
Recombine Xantalos with Wwolin
(2) No
Run my roots through the lithosphere, entrench myself deeper and grow taller and woodier. Become the World Fern.
(1) You shrink to a more manageable size.
Have the Mafia Heel Face Turn.
(1) The mafia prefer to shoot you instead. Respawn?
Respawn as mellow-breathing dragon. Continue quest to mellow out this city, man.
(5) You respawn as a mellow breathing dragon. (6) The entire city loves peace and love and is high on pot, causing the Conservative Crime Squad to attack.
Transform back into a human
trope: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PurposelyOverpowered
(2) You fail to do so.
Hotwire the first minivan I see and set up the auto-turret in the back so it can fire out the back or thr sides. Then drive away from the store and towards the nearest disturbance.
(I'll put this in, but next turn, link to a TvTrope)
(1) the first minivan runs you over when you try to spot it. Respawn?
Serve the gm up some of my special food. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LethalChef
(5) You serve the Gm some of your best cooking. (5+2) Due to incredible GM powers, he survives and is strengthened by the food and appoints you his official chef.
Wake up. Head back to safehouse.
random trope. You never said it actually has to be related to the action.
(1) Suddenly, a hole to hell opens up under you and you begin to fall.
...
Burn all tropers
And blindly link a trope at random
(6) You become the Trope Vigilante. You hunt down and kill those who use TvTropes. You do not have to use tropes with your actions, but the others do.
Status of City: Mellow Liberal Hippie Paradise. Enemy of CCS. Hole to hell.
Tophat: Human falling to hell
LordSlowpoke: Dead
Poketwo: Dragon
Squidgen: Bug Exterminator Dragon
Tavik Toth: Dead
Harry: A fern the size of a small building
Zanzetkuken: Shot in the leg
GWG: Running from the cops
Luvmoke, Chicago Gangster: Ran over by minivan
Urist McDwarf: An indestructable statue of a guy with an RPG
Xantalos: Dead
Wwolin: The Dragon UnPublic Safety Superintendent and Liver Remover
ZoomZoll: In contract negotiations.
Mastahcheese: of a broken up police force by day, Thread Vigilante by night. Joining the Matrix Duel
Blademan: Worst Cook in the world. Gm's personal chef.
Hugo Lurman: Mellow-breathing Dragon. Enemy of CCS
Lenglon: Black Rhino Dragon, Trope Vigilante