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Author Topic: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)  (Read 40223 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #120 on: October 30, 2013, 12:42:14 am »

Shoot both Zan and Xan!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #121 on: October 30, 2013, 12:49:24 am »

Photosynthesize and grow! Awaken my ancient potential!
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #122 on: October 30, 2013, 01:10:57 am »

meanwhile, greatwyrmgold gets a trope page

MOONWALK THROUGH THE CHIMNEY TO ESCAPE GAOL
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #123 on: October 30, 2013, 02:49:56 am »

Spawn as an elephant waving a flag. The flag is actually a bazooka.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #124 on: October 30, 2013, 02:54:17 am »

Poison EVERYBODY with terrible food. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LethalChef
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #126 on: October 30, 2013, 12:48:07 pm »

Become Chief of Police for surrounding area. Request assistance to deal with threats.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #127 on: October 30, 2013, 01:09:38 pm »

Rest to regain stamina. Turn back into a human.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #128 on: October 30, 2013, 02:32:56 pm »

Find a giant pile of gold, sit on it, get angry at anyone who gets in my way. vent my anger in the most cathartic way available.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #129 on: October 30, 2013, 02:41:35 pm »

Become a living indestructible statue
« Last Edit: October 30, 2013, 03:58:05 pm by Urist Mc Dwarf »
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #130 on: October 30, 2013, 03:54:07 pm »

Become a dragon made of plutonium
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #131 on: October 30, 2013, 03:55:40 pm »

Become a living in destructible statue
((you realize that living in destructible and living indestructible is very different, right? you're basically asking to be surrounded by cardboard right now.))
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #132 on: October 30, 2013, 06:08:45 pm »

Become a living in destructible statue
((you realize that living in destructible and living indestructible is very different, right? you're basically asking to be surrounded by cardboard right now.))
Shh. It's more fun if you don't point it out.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #133 on: October 31, 2013, 06:55:21 am »

Dammit Persus,I thought you posted a new turn and nobody responded to it...

Yell at GM.

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #134 on: November 02, 2013, 12:33:35 pm »

Change title to The Dragon Public Unsafety Superintendent. Remove things from the public that make them safe, starting with their livers.

CRAWL DOWN ZANZETKUKEN THROAT AND EAT HIM FROM THE INSIDE

Fine then.

Teleport Xantalos in such a way that he is recombined with a player who isn't me.
I volunteer as tribute!
(Initiative Rolls: Zan:5 Xan:4) (2,1,2) Zanzetkuken stands there awkwardly as Xantalos tries to kiss him.
(5) Meanwhile, Wwolin changes his name and removes some of his livers.
(1) Also, now in order for an action to be valid it must have at least 1 TvTrope linked
And Zanzetkuken gets shot in the leg

okay okay okay....how bout I turn into a being that threatens to bring about the end of the world as we know it.
(1) You turn into a corpse.

Become dragon exterminator. Kill ALL the bugs!
(5) You wipe out every bug in the city.

Respawn, go get those scythers in my dragon form, then open up a portal to the world of roll to SCYTHER, since it is actually in an alternate pokemon universe where Warhammer 40k, and some other stuff existed as well as the scythers that are loyal to me.
(3) You respawn as a dragon and realize that your dreams of world domination aren't as important as finding a pile of gold and sitting on it.

Continue quest to mellow this city!
(1) You discover your joints have been tainted with pills that anger people. You are killed by several people you handed joints too.

Spam teleportation around the Zanzetkuken/Xantalos battle. Have duplicates swarm Zanzetkuken.
(1) You say the w-word and die. Respawn?


Shoot both Zan and Xan!
(4,2) You shoot Zanzetkuken in the leg


Photosynthesize and grow! Awaken my ancient potential!
(6) You grow to the size of a sky scraper but you are very unstable.



meanwhile, greatwyrmgold gets a trope page

MOONWALK THROUGH THE CHIMNEY TO ESCAPE GAOL
(1) You get shanked to death


Spawn as an elephant waving a flag. The flag is actually a bazooka.
(1) You spawn as a dragon the size of a hamster.


Poison EVERYBODY with terrible food. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LethalChef
(5) You poison those around you.


Become Chief of Police for surrounding area. Request assistance to deal with threats.
(6) YOu become the chief of Police. YOu are now wanted by the Mafia


Rest to regain stamina. Turn back into a human.
(5) YOu fall asleep and (4) turn into a human.


Find a giant pile of gold, sit on it, get angry at anyone who gets in my way. vent my anger in the most cathartic way available.
(3) YOu can't find a pile of gold lying around anywhere in the streets, and vent your anger by (6) destroying a section of the city and going on a rampage.


Become a living indestructible statue
(4) You are an indestructable statue.


Yell at GM.
(6) The GM YELLS BACK AT YOU

Tophat: Sleeping human
LordSlowpoke: Dead
Poketwo: Dragon
Squidgen: Bug Exterminator Dragon
Tavik Toth: Chief of Police. Enemy of Scythers and the Mafia.
Playergamer: James Earl Jones in a Dragon costume
Harry: A fern the size of a skyscraper
Scood: A corpse
Zanzetkuken: Shot in the leg
GWG: Dead
Luvmoke, Chicago Gangster: leaving store with autoturret parts.
Urist McDwarf: An indestructable statue of a guy with an RPG
Xantalos: Kissing Zanzetkuken
Wwolin: The Dragon UnPublic Safety Superintendent and Liver Remover
ZoomZoll: In contract negotiations.
Mastahcheese:                           of a broken up police force by day, Thread Vigilante by night. Joining the Matrix Duel
Yourmaster: Cookbook Dragon
Blademan: Worst Cook in the world
Hugo Lurman: Dead Dragon
Lenglon: Black Rhino Dragon rampaging through the city
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