Change title to The Dragon Public Unsafety Superintendent. Remove things from the public that make them safe, starting with their livers.
CRAWL DOWN ZANZETKUKEN THROAT AND EAT HIM FROM THE INSIDE
Fine then.
Teleport Xantalos in such a way that he is recombined with a player who isn't me.
I volunteer as tribute!
(Initiative Rolls: Zan:5 Xan:4) (2,1,2) Zanzetkuken stands there awkwardly as Xantalos tries to kiss him.
(5) Meanwhile, Wwolin changes his name and removes some of his livers.
(1) Also, now in order for an action to be valid it must have at least 1 TvTrope linked
And Zanzetkuken gets shot in the leg
okay okay okay....how bout I turn into a being that threatens to bring about the end of the world as we know it.
(1) You turn into a corpse.
Become dragon exterminator. Kill ALL the bugs!
(5) You wipe out every bug in the city.
Respawn, go get those scythers in my dragon form, then open up a portal to the world of roll to SCYTHER, since it is actually in an alternate pokemon universe where Warhammer 40k, and some other stuff existed as well as the scythers that are loyal to me.
(3) You respawn as a dragon and realize that your dreams of world domination aren't as important as finding a pile of gold and sitting on it.
Continue quest to mellow this city!
(1) You discover your joints have been tainted with pills that anger people. You are killed by several people you handed joints too.
Spam teleportation around the Zanzetkuken/Xantalos battle. Have duplicates swarm Zanzetkuken.
(1)
You say the w-word and die. Respawn?
Shoot both Zan and Xan!
(4,2) You shoot Zanzetkuken in the leg
Photosynthesize and grow! Awaken my ancient potential!
(6) You grow to the size of a sky scraper but you are very unstable.
meanwhile, greatwyrmgold gets a trope page
MOONWALK THROUGH THE CHIMNEY TO ESCAPE GAOL
(1) You get shanked to death
Spawn as an elephant waving a flag. The flag is actually a bazooka.
(1) You spawn as a dragon the size of a hamster.
Poison EVERYBODY with terrible food. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LethalChef
(5) You poison those around you.
Become Chief of Police for surrounding area. Request assistance to deal with threats.
(6) YOu become the chief of Police. YOu are now wanted by the Mafia
Rest to regain stamina. Turn back into a human.
(5) YOu fall asleep and (4) turn into a human.
Find a giant pile of gold, sit on it, get angry at anyone who gets in my way. vent my anger in the most cathartic way available.
(3) YOu can't find a pile of gold lying around anywhere in the streets, and vent your anger by (6) destroying a section of the city and going on a rampage.
Become a living indestructible statue
(4) You are an indestructable statue.
Yell at GM.
(6) The GM
YELLS BACK AT YOUTophat: Sleeping human
LordSlowpoke: Dead
Poketwo: Dragon
Squidgen: Bug Exterminator Dragon
Tavik Toth: Chief of Police. Enemy of Scythers and the Mafia.
Playergamer: James Earl Jones in a Dragon costume
Harry: A fern the size of a skyscraper
Scood: A corpse
Zanzetkuken: Shot in the leg
GWG: Dead
Luvmoke, Chicago Gangster: leaving store with autoturret parts.
Urist McDwarf: An indestructable statue of a guy with an RPG
Xantalos: Kissing Zanzetkuken
Wwolin: The Dragon UnPublic Safety Superintendent and Liver Remover
ZoomZoll: In contract negotiations.
Mastahcheese: of a broken up police force by day, Thread Vigilante by night. Joining the Matrix Duel
Yourmaster: Cookbook Dragon
Blademan: Worst Cook in the world
Hugo Lurman: Dead Dragon
Lenglon: Black Rhino Dragon rampaging through the city
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