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[luvmonke]

Buy???

Yo no comprendo "buy".

Put all of components into a dufflebag and walk out of the store.

If I'm stopped by the staff, I'll simply show them my assault rifle and my willingness to put it to good use.

[Persus13]

HIRE POLICE FORCE DELTA TO ARREST CURRENTLY CHASING POLICE FORCE

DELIVER CRIMINAL GIFTS TO POPULACE

(1) It turns out you are being chased by police force Delta. Welcome to prison.

BE MAD!!! FIRST SEND SOME SCYTHERS TO THE SCYTHER WORLD TO GET MORE OF THEIR KIND, THEN SIGN A TEMPORARY TRUCE WITH THE B COPS SO I CAN FIND WHOEVER DID THIS TO ME, FORCE THEM TO CHANGE EVERYONE BACK, OR AT LEAST ME, but have me still able to turn into a dragon at will, THEN TORTURE HIM TO DEATH!!!!
As you can see I REALLY LIKE being a human

(1) Your scythers all head back where they came from and refuse to come back. (5 vs. 2) Then the Beta Cops kill you. Respawn?

hire all cops. Then turn all of humanity into transhumans. Then defeat sythers once and for all. Then do transhuman things.

(5) You merge the police back together under your control.
(3) Everyone gets a +1 to their roll next turn.
(5 vs. 2) You kill poketwo.

Recombine poketwo, Tophat, and Lord Slowpoke into one hydra.
Recombine GreatWyrmGold, Wwolin and PlayerGamer into another hydra.
Recombine Xantalos, Harry Baldman, and TheZoomZoll into a third hydra.

Recombine poketwo, GreatWyrmGold, and Xantalos into one hydra.

PUNCH IN FACE
THEN RESPAWN AS WORLD
THAT IS NOT DRAGON

BOSS BATTLE!
(6+1 vs. 6) Zanzetkuken and Xantalos square off in an epic Matrix-style duel. Xantalos is an Agent

Oh darn
Then I make a deal with CC to obtain Geass powers

(2) Nope

Attempt once more to spawn as underpants-wearing stoner, offering joints to all who are interested. This town needs to be more mellow, man.

(4) YOu spawn as a stoned dragon in underpants. (3) Only one man takes your joint.

Spray the rest of the sythers with my dragon bug spray!

(2) Nope

Superpower: A version of teleportation that leaves a duplicate behind. The duplicate vanishes into gold dust after about half a minute.

(5) Sure

Sue Zanzetkuken. Use money earned to buy antidote to turn back into a human. 

(2-1) You can't. you're lying on a pavement gasping for breath.

Tell the cops that if they don't stop arresting me and if they don't form a dance club with me I will eat them because I am a dragon now.

(5) You tell the cops this. (3) They ask how much the dance club will pay.

Spawn as a fully grown African Rhino
Give the cops a firsthand up-close demonstration of why Rhinos can charge jeeps head-on and win.

(6) You spawn as an Black rhino dragon. It can breath fire and has a giant horn, tough skin and wings. The only downside is that you forget things and get mad easily and are obsessed with finding piles of gold and sitting on them. (5) The cops quickly run away.

Respawn, then, but as a wyvern, as they are more anatomically correct and less silly than dragons.

(1) You spawn as a fern.

Become a weeping angel who can choose to violate any part of his biology at any time.

(1) You become a statue

Add large amounts of trans fat to all the food in the police station and the cop's houses. In a few years, some of the cops will fall over dead from obesity and other bad stuff!

Also, turn out to secretly be Darth Vader in a dragon suit. I bring in a battalion of stormtroopers, before flying off to my death star to begin the countdown that I really should have started in secret.

(2) You try but the cafeteria serves organic food!
(3) You turn out to be James Earl Jones in a dragon costume.

As The Dragon Public Safety Superintendent, I shall enforce public safety!

(1) You start removing safety equipment from public places.

Find some better guns, fire more than just warning shots.

(4) You grab an AK-74 and (6) join in the Zanzetkuken-Xantalos Duel.

Respawn as Gordon dragonsy and insult everyone else's cooking.

(1) You respawn as the worst cook ever. (6) everyone is so insulted they get -1 to their rolls next turn, including you.

Buy???

Yo no comprendo "buy".

Put all of components into a dufflebag and walk out of the store.

If I'm stopped by the staff, I'll simply show them my assault rifle and my willingness to put it to good use.

(5) YOu walk out the door with the stuff.

Tophat: So tired he can't move
LordSlowpoke: Santa Claus Dragon fleeing police in Delta Police Force prison
Poketwo: Killed by Beta cops
Squidgen: Dragon with lots of bugspray
Tavik Toth: Leader of the Cops. Enemy of Scythers.
Playergamer: James Earl Jones in a Dragon costume
Harry: A fern
Scood: Handcuffed to a hospital bed. Both legs broken. Failing to be killed by police officer
Zanzetkuken: Dueling Xantalos
GWG: An actual dragon. Can teleport.
Luvmoke, Chicago Gangster: leaving store with autoturret parts.
Urist McDwarf: A statue of a guy with an RPG
Xantalos: Dueling Zanzetkuken
Wwolin: The Dragon Public Safety Superindendent. Hugging Zoomzoll
ZoomZoll: In contract negotiations.
Mastahcheese:                           of a broken up police force by day, Thread Vigilante by night. Joining the Matrix Duel
Yourmaster: Cookbook Dragon
Blademan: Worst Cook in the world
Hugo Lurman: Stoned Dragon
Lenglon: Black Rhino Dragon

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Make a deal with Xantalos that the fight is called off, and I won't do anything to him from here on out.

[Scood]

okay okay okay....how bout I turn into a being that threatens to bring about the end of the world as we know it.

[Wwolin]

Change title to The Dragon Public Unsafety Superintendent. Remove things from the public that make them safe, starting with their livers.

CRAWL DOWN ZANZETKUKEN THROAT AND EAT HIM FROM THE INSIDE

Fine then.

Teleport Xantalos in such a way that he is recombined with a player who isn't me.

I volunteer as tribute!

[squidgen]

Become dragon exterminator. Kill ALL the bugs!

[Xantalos]

CRAWL DOWN ZANZETKUKEN THROAT AND EAT HIM FROM THE INSIDE

[poketwo]

Respawn, go get those scythers in my dragon form, then open up a portal to the world of roll to SCYTHER, since it is actually in an alternate pokemon universe where Warhammer 40k, and some other stuff existed as well as the scythers that are loyal to me.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

CRAWL DOWN ZANZETKUKEN THROAT AND EAT HIM FROM THE INSIDE

Fine then.

Teleport Xantalos in such a way that he is recombined with a player who isn't me.

[WillowLuman]

Continue quest to mellow this city!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Spam teleportation around the Zanzetkuken/Xantalos battle. Have duplicates swarm Zanzetkuken.

[luvmonke]

Hotwire the first minivan I see and set up the auto-turret in the back so it can fire out the back or thr sides.  Then drive away from the store and towards the nearest disturbance.

[Xantalos]

CRAWL DOWN ZANZETKUKEN THROAT AND EAT HIM FROM THE INSIDE

Fine then.

Teleport Xantalos in such a way that he is recombined with a player who isn't me.

BECAUSE DRAGON, HAVE MAGIC RESIST.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

CRAWL DOWN ZANZETKUKEN THROAT AND EAT HIM FROM THE INSIDE

Fine then.

Teleport Xantalos in such a way that he is recombined with a player who isn't me.

BECAUSE DRAGON, HAVE MAGIC RESIST.

Then teleport someone else (who isn't me) to Xantalos in the same manner.

Spam teleportation around the Zanzetkuken/Xantalos battle. Have duplicates swarm Zanzetkuken.

Have GM ban use of TVtropes, just like the other word.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You stupid [url=tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmiteMeOMightySmiter]worm,[/url] you think you can enforce rules on the GM? Retroactively? There's no way that'll happen.

Yes, I know I'm dancing on a thin line here. So what?