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Author Topic: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)  (Read 40198 times)

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #75 on: October 27, 2013, 11:21:07 pm »

I'd prefer if he made another turn. Sorry, but I feel there's a derail going here
You call this a derail? What, 13, 14 posts? Pshaw.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #76 on: October 27, 2013, 11:23:01 pm »

I call it the start of a derail, though. I don't want to be thread police, but just sayin'
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #77 on: October 27, 2013, 11:24:06 pm »

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #78 on: October 28, 2013, 01:19:02 am »

I call it the start of a derail, though. I don't want to be thread police, but just sayin'
Become Thread Police. Start shootin' people that don' folla' the rules.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #79 on: October 28, 2013, 03:17:50 am »

Search the store for useful items like mini-motors, metal arms, car alarm and any other gear necessary to jury rig an automated shooting platform while seeking to avoid the police currently searching the store.

If search finishes without being discovered, leave through the back and hotwire a car.

If found by the police, open fire.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #80 on: October 28, 2013, 10:04:45 am »

Radioshack: your source of illegal autoturrets since 2013
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Everyone's a Dragon)
« Reply #81 on: October 28, 2013, 11:51:42 am »

BE SANTA AND GIVE THE CITY AN EARLY CHRISTMAS WITH A BURGLAR UNDER EVERY TREE AND MUGGERS LURKING UNDER THE PAVEMENT
(4) You respawn as a Santa Claus Dragon, and discover you're being chased by the cops for Breaking and Entering.

Have you ever read Worm? I'd like Scion's Eidolon's power, if you don't mind.
(1) The GM does mind and has now decided that Worm cannot be mentioned in the RTD again on pain of having a d6 rolled to decide your fate. You can still choose a power though. You are now an actual dragon. Someone firesv a warning shot past your ear warning you against derails.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WWOLIN I WILL HUG YOU BACK TO LIFE WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP.
Start my own dance club.

(2) Hugging Wwolin's dead corpse does nothing to it.
(1) You are arrested while attempting to form a dance club with the cops. It seems they were dancing as an attempt to get close enough to you to arrest you. You are also a dragon

Defeat sythers. Recruit more cops.
(6 vs. 4) Your forces massacre most of the scythers, but at a high cost to yourselves. (3) The Pi Cops are interested in a possible merger. You are now a dragon

Keep on running!
(6) You run like the wind, (3) easily leaving the tired cops in the dust. However when you stop you collapse on the ground and are extremely tired. You are now a dragon

finish paperwork, cut funding to cop protection groups, because I'm going to use the scythers as the police now!!! and create a portal that will spawn more scythers.
(6) You complete all the paper work in the city by yourself, but don't notice that some of it increased cop funding until afterwards. (4) However, you make it so that the police agencies are no longer funded by the city.(4) You manage to open a portal to the scyther world, now you just need to get the scythers to come through the portal (4 vs. 6) You receive word that a majority of your scythers have been massacred by the Beta Cops. You are now a dragon

Respawn as Max Payne again, raid a nearby pharmacy for painkillers before going on a crusade to kill poketwo and his army.
(2) You spawn as a normal criminal dragon pursued by the police.

Transform everyone, including myself into mythological dragons.
(5) You succeed. All PCs will now spawn as dragons

Joining. Emerge from nearby abandoned basement, clad only in underpants, stoned beyond belief, and offer everyone a joint.
(1) You emerge from the basement as a dragon, and are promptly killed by trigger happy cops during a drug bust.

Try to respawn with the anarchists cookbook again. Make new types of bombs.
(1) You respawn as a regular cookbook dragon.

Perform apparent miracle of self-resurrection. As in, just get up and start moving again. Hope the police worship me as a result.
(1) You turn into a dragon, smashing the police station, and causing the police to shoot you dead.

Respawn, obtaining the title 'The Reborn'.
Reciprocate the hug.

(3) You respawn and gain the title of The Dragon.
(4) You run over and hug Zoomzoll while he's being handcuffed by police.

Respawn. With several really big cans of bug spray.
(5) You respawn as a dragon holding large cans of bug spray.

DESTROY ENTITIES FROM WORM BEFORE THEY GIVE POWERS TO EVERYONE
NO THIS ISN'T SPOILERY
I'M NOT TELLING THE BIG SECRET AFTER ALL

(1) The GM kills you for mentioning the word that must not be named. Respawn?

>Distract the police with delicious food that I've cooked.
(1) They eat your food and then arrest you. You eat a poisoned cake and die. Respawn?

I call it the start of a derail, though. I don't want to be thread police, but just sayin'
Become Thread Police. Start shootin' people that don' folla' the rules.
(3) You become the thread vigilante. You fire warning shots past GWG, Xantalos and Hugolurman.

Search the store for useful items like mini-motors, metal arms, car alarm and any other gear necessary to jury rig an automated shooting platform while seeking to avoid the police currently searching the store.

If search finishes without being discovered, leave through the back and hotwire a car.

If found by the police, open fire.
(6) You find all the parts required for building an automated turret. The total cost is about $197.45.
(1) You hear the cops arrest someone they thought was you.

Tophat: So tired he can't move
LordSlowpoke: Santa Claus Dragon fleeing police
Poketwo: Dragon Leader of Scythers and of the City. Enemy of Beta Cops. Defunding police, built portal to Scytherland. Most scythers are dead.
Squidgen: Dragon with lots of bugspray
Tavik Toth: Leader of Beta Cops. Enemy of Scythers. Considering merger with Omega Cops
Playergamer: Criminal Dragon fleeing cops
Harry: Dead
Scood: Handcuffed to a hospital bed. Both legs broken. Failing to be killed by police officer
Zanzetkuken: Dragon on top of Slowpoke's corpse
GWG: An actual dragon. Getting superpowers
Luvmoke, Chicago Gangster: Hiding from cops searching store. Buying parts for an auto-turret
Urist McDwarf: Healing from booby trap blast. Blowing stuff up
Xantalos: Dead for mentioning [CENSORED]
Wwolin: The Dragon Public Safety Superindendent. Hugging Zoomzoll
ZoomZoll: Being arrested. Hugged by Wwolin
Mastahcheese:                           of a broken up police force by day, Thread Vigilante by night
Yourmaster: Cookbook Dragon
Blademan: Famous chef/tv star died from a poisoned cake


I predict that the GM has become distracted by whatever long webcomic/fiction you've linked him to.
I started reading, but grew not interested several pages in.
Mind if I ask why?
It just didn't seem interesting. The way she made her costume was cool, but other than that there wasn't anything that I liked in the story. Also, I hate reading books on the web, especially if I have a copy of it on paper I can read. (I read a different version of Beowulf than the rest of the class recently so I didn't have to read it online)
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #82 on: October 28, 2013, 11:56:38 am »

HIRE POLICE FORCE DELTA TO ARREST CURRENTLY CHASING POLICE FORCE

DELIVER CRIMINAL GIFTS TO POPULACE
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #83 on: October 28, 2013, 12:04:53 pm »

BE MAD!!! FIRST SEND SOME SCYTHERS TO THE SCYTHER WORLD TO GET MORE OF THEIR KIND, THEN SIGN A TEMPORARY TRUCE WITH THE B COPS SO I CAN FIND WHOEVER DID THIS TO ME, FORCE THEM TO CHANGE EVERYONE BACK, OR AT LEAST ME, but have me still able to turn into a dragon at will, THEN TORTURE HIM TO DEATH!!!!
As you can see I REALLY LIKE being a human
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #84 on: October 28, 2013, 12:08:57 pm »

hire all cops. Then turn all of humanity into transhumans. Then defeat sythers once and for all. Then do transhuman things.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #85 on: October 28, 2013, 12:11:09 pm »

Recombine poketwo, Tophat, and Lord Slowpoke into one hydra.
Recombine GreatWyrmGold, Wwolin and PlayerGamer into another hydra.
Recombine Xantalos, Harry Baldman, and TheZoomZoll into a third hydra.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #86 on: October 28, 2013, 12:15:19 pm »

Oh darn
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #87 on: October 28, 2013, 12:35:13 pm »

Recombine poketwo, GreatWyrmGold, and Xantalos into one hydra.
PUNCH IN FACE
THEN RESPAWN AS WORLD
THAT IS NOT DRAGON
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #88 on: October 28, 2013, 12:38:25 pm »

hire all cops. Then turn all cops and self into trans humans. Then defeat sythers once and for all.
This has potential for hilarious misinterpretation...

Anyway,

Attempt once more to spawn as underpants-wearing stoner, offering joints to all who are interested. This town needs to be more mellow, man.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #89 on: October 28, 2013, 12:39:05 pm »

Spray the rest of the sythers with my dragon bug spray!
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