"Now citizens, surrender under me so I will spare you, if you don't, you WILL mostly all die."
try to truly take over the city and the surrounding region, if they don't surrender, most will die. also kill all the b-cops if they don't surrender.
(6) The mayor shows up and hands you the keys to the city, the mayor's office, and the town hall. He also dumps on you a lot of paperwork needed to do. You also notice that the city is almost bankrupt and needs to pay lots of debts. (3 vs. 5) The Beta-cops lose a few but kill many of your scythers.
I scream as loud as I can. A high pitched shriek. I start thrashing around until a police officer, nurse or doctor comes. Then I say to them.
"you don't understand, I have to die. Everyone is doomed if I don't."
I reach for sharp things, or the police officers gun if he comes near me.
(4) You scream loudly, (4) and convince the police officer to kill you. (1) However his gun turns out to be a pencil sharpener.
Convince the GM to use the first roll of the last turn for my whole turn.
(5) You succeed. What superpowers would you like?
Respawn?
As a dragon.
(2) You fail to respawn.
Try Again.
If the above fails, Try Again.
If the above fails, Try Again.
(6) You respawn as a Komodo Dragon and land on LordSlowpoke
Respawn?
As a dragon.
(2) You fail to respawn.
Try Again.
If the above fails, Try Again.
If the above fails, Try Again.
RESPAWN ZANZETKUKEN AS A KOMODO DRAGON
(6) Zanzetkuken respawns as a Komodo Dragon directly above you. Respawn?
PERFORM STANDARD MINIMALIST ACTION
DESTROY UNIVERSE
(4) You perform a standard minimalist reaction and (3) Destroy half the universe. Well, we didn't really need the Andromeda galaxy.
Begin weakening cops by siphoning off any titles that they may have.
(4) You are now Wwolin, Public Safety Superintendent, then you get crushed to death by someone hugging you. Respawn?
Dance with the cops until they are too tired to move.
Dance with the cops AND hug Wwolin.
(4) You dance with the cops, then (6) you hug Wwwolin too hard and crush him.
Spawn as police chief.
Be lazy and eat donuts.
(6) You spawn as the Public Safety superintendent before losing your title to Wwolin and watch as an Anti-trust lawsuit breaks up the Police force into separate protection agencies, each named after a greek letter.
Spawn with the anarchists cookbook. Make new kinds of bombs.
(2) You fail to spawn.
>Start up a successful cooking show.
(5) You become a famous chef and tv-star. The cops are still after you.
Slip away and run for it whilst they're busy fighting.
(5) YOu run like the wind. (6) The cops run like a faster wind but are too tired out to handcuff you.
Heal. Then use my RPG to destroy something.
(4) You perform first aid, and your wounds will heal next turn. (6-1) You blow up a police car.
Remain silent, hope the lawyer knows what he's doing.
(6) You stop talking and moving, making everyone think you're dead.
Summon Charizard swarm to deal with those sythers. Everyone knows that bug type is weak to fire!
(1) You summon more scythers who kill you. Respawn?
Lead cops against sythers. Call for support of needed.
(5 vs. 3) You kill some scythers but they get reinforcements.
Tophat: Stopped by tired police
LordSlowpoke: Crushed by Komodo Dragon
Poketwo: Leader of Scythers and of the City. Enemy of Beta Cops. Charged with taking care of paperwork and the bankrupt, debt-ridden city
Squidgen: Killed by Scythers
Tavik Toth: Leader of Beta Cops. Enemy of Scythers. Currently fighting
Playergamer: Massacred by Scythers
Harry: Arrested after bank job. At police station, thought to be dead
Scood: Handcuffed to a hospital bed. Both legs broken. Failing to be killed by police officer
Zanzetkuken: Komodo Dragon on top of Slowpoke's corpse
GWG: Getting superpowers
Luvmoke, Chicago Gangster: Hiding from cops searching store.
Urist McDwarf: Healing from booby trap blast. Blowing stuff up
Xantalos: Destroyed half of the universe
Wwolin: Public Safety Superindendent. Hugged to death
ZoomZoll: Dancing and hugging people to death.
Mastahcheese: of a broken up police force
Yourmaster: Failing to spawn
Blademan: Famous chef/tv star
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