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Author Topic: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)  (Read 40232 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2013, 03:25:27 pm »

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2013, 03:32:28 pm »

Calmly walk away from the cops
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2013, 03:48:20 pm »

Get cops to join me. Then go form a private army.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2013, 04:13:22 pm »

Join. Be Max Payne
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Harry Baldman

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2013, 04:30:45 pm »

Wonder how many people saw my face and got a good look at me, as well as if I have any accomplices that were caught as well.

Recall the proceedings of the crime, what I did and what exactly happened. Speak to lawyer about these things, seek legal advice.
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Scood

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2013, 04:39:01 pm »

commit suicide with a minimal amount of bystander death.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2013, 04:45:01 pm »

"...no superheroes."
How about supervillains?
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2013, 05:25:10 pm »

"...no superheroes."
How about supervillains?
The pink guy's idea for a gritty reboot got shot down for now. So you could have superheroes/villains and holes to hell if you wanted.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2013, 05:36:40 pm »

Oh. Cool.

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Attempted to rob a nuclear power plant. Somehow caused a meltdown. Gained superpowers. Good ones.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2013, 06:51:35 pm »

Hide while I wait for my weapon to arrive and once it does hot wire the nearest SUV or mini-van.

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2013, 07:16:16 pm »

Say purple monkey football, knock over smallest cop stealing whatever I can and running. If possible, supress or disable cops.

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2013, 09:41:52 pm »

Run like the wind!
Ninjaedit- wow, ninja'd by a turn.
(2) You run like a calm day with no wind, (aka not at all) (1) but the police get into a fight over which one gets to arrest you.

DEPLOY A STRATEGICAL ANTITRUST LAWSUIT AGAINST THE POLICE
(5) The police get broken up into competing protection groups, and leave you alone.

I command the scythers, since they are my creations from roll to SCYTHER, to help me take over the city and kill all who oppose us!!!!
(5) You lead an army of scythers through the city, killing everything in your path.

Calmly walk away from the cops
(4) You do so.

Get cops to join me. Then go form a private army.
(4) The cops join forces with you if you lead them against the scyther army.

Join. Be Max Payne
(6) You are Max Payne. The GM goes off to look up who Max Payne is. (1) He comes back to find you and the cops slaughtered by scythers. Respawn?

Wonder how many people saw my face and got a good look at me, as well as if I have any accomplices that were caught as well.

Recall the proceedings of the crime, what I did and what exactly happened. Speak to lawyer about these things, seek legal advice.

(4) You wore a hockey mask, so your face won't be recognized. (4) Your 3 accomplices took a separate way out. (4) The crime went okay, but the police got notified and you couldn't escape in time. (3) Your lawyer advises you to remain silent.

commit suicide with a minimal amount of bystander death.
(3) You jump off a bridge and survive, but break both your legs. (6) You wake up handcuffed to a hospital bed.

Respawn?

As a dragon.
(2) You fail to respawn.

Oh. Cool.

Origin Story Mode
Attempted to rob a nuclear power plant. Somehow caused a meltdown. Gained superpowers. Good ones.
(5) You attempted to commit corporate espionage to a nuclear power plant. (3) During the process you caused a minor radiation leak. (2) It did nothing to you.

Hide while I wait for my weapon to arrive and once it does hot wire the nearest SUV or mini-van.


(5) YOu hide in a nearby store. (6-1) The police start searching the store. (4) A man walks up to you, hands you the gun and leaves.

Say purple monkey football, knock over smallest cop stealing whatever I can and running. If possible, supress or disable cops.
(6) You holler purple monkey football so loud it renders you and the cops temporarily deaf.
(2) You attempt to knock over a cop and fail, so (5) you run away as fast as possible. (6)You set up another booby trap and kill the cops, but you are injured by the blast.

Tophat: Failing to run like the wind
LordSlowpoke: Breaking up the Police Trust
Poketwo: Leader of Scythers. Enemy of Beta Cops. Rampaging through town
Squidgen: Successfully dodged the Law
Tavik Toth: Leader of Beta cops. Enemy of Scythers
Playergamer: Massacred by scythers
Harry: Arrested after bank job. At police station
Scood: Handcuffed to a hospital bed. Both legs broken.
Zanzetkuken: Failing to respawn
GWG: Failing to get superpowers
Luvmoke, Chicago Gangster: Hiding from cops searching store.
Urist McDwarf: Injured by booby trap blast
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #27 on: October 26, 2013, 09:57:14 pm »

"Now citizens, surrender under me so I will spare you, if you don't, you WILL mostly all die."
try to truly take over the city and the surrounding region, if they don't surrender, most will die. also kill all the b-cops if they don't surrender.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2013, 10:01:03 pm by poketwo »
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #28 on: October 26, 2013, 10:05:53 pm »

I scream as loud as I can. A high pitched shriek. I start thrashing around until a police officer, nurse or doctor comes. Then I say to them.
"you don't understand, I have to die. Everyone is doomed if I don't."
I reach for sharp things, or the police officers gun if he comes near me.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW
« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2013, 10:10:28 pm »

Convince the GM to use the first roll of the last turn for my whole turn.
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