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Author Topic: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)  (Read 39500 times)

Lenglon

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #210 on: November 06, 2013, 02:43:42 am »

Randomly wander about, murdering tropers on sight. keep looking for some gold to pile up.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #211 on: November 06, 2013, 02:45:04 am »

Be a bad cop, kill some fools.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #212 on: November 06, 2013, 02:45:23 am »

Randomly wander about, murdering tropers on sight. keep looking for some gold to pile up.

You can tell who's a real trope-abuser and who's not by who kept linking even after the rule was lifted.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #213 on: November 06, 2013, 02:53:38 am »

Teleport swap Zan with me as he does his combination trick. Then kick Zan/Wwolin/other in the crotch. The combined effects of 4-6 ruptured testicles will induce trauma coma.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #214 on: November 06, 2013, 08:04:57 am »

Find a bug, or something bug-like to kill.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #215 on: November 06, 2013, 09:26:42 am »

Randomly wander about, murdering tropers on sight. keep looking for some gold to pile up.
You can tell who's a real trope-abuser and who's not by who kept linking even after the rule was lifted.
Indeed.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #216 on: November 06, 2013, 05:23:16 pm »

Winch self up out of hole using grapple gun.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #218 on: November 07, 2013, 08:41:05 pm »

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #219 on: November 07, 2013, 08:57:12 pm »

Respawn as a general.
(4) You respawn as a general. You are being chased by the cops because you were corrupt.

Discover how Zanzetkuken turned everyone into dragons and use this method to turn everyone into peace-lovers.
(2) It's a secret method.

Recombine a live Xantalos with Wwolin and another player.
(4+1) You succeed in combing them and Blademan

Respawn, go get those scythers in my dragon form, then open up a portal to the world of roll to SCYTHER, since it is actually in an alternate pokemon universe where Warhammer 40k, and some other stuff existed as well as the scythers that are loyal to me.
do this again

Kill poketwo.
(6 vs. 2) You respawn, then get obliterated as Elephant tackles you into the hole to hell and explodes.

You don't have to link anymore. People should read the entire turn for RTD's instead of just their bit...
So?

Point out that he gave an impossible order as I am a dragon and have no hands. Therefore his attempted arrest of me is unlawful.
(4) The police remove trope breaker from your list of crimes. (6) You're still wanted for 9 counts of kidnapping, 339 counts of murder, 9 counts of theft, 3 counts of treason, 5 counts of terrorism, 170 counts of breaking and entering, 6 counts of resisting arrest, 5 counts of flag burning, 172 counts of vandalism, 209 counts of assault, 5 counts of unlawful burial, 4 counts of disturbing the peace, 2 counts of bank robbery, and 1 count of public nudity.

Grow downward. Spread the Dream of Green throughout the place.
(4) You grow long roots and (4) spread the dream of green

Randomly wander about, murdering tropers on sight. keep looking for some gold to pile up.
(5) You find a bank vault with lots of gold. You also kill 3 tropers.

Be a bad cop, kill some fools.
(4) You shoot a guy in the face and kill him.

Teleport swap Zan with me as he does his combination trick. Then kick Zan/Wwolin/other in the crotch. The combined effects of 4-6 ruptured testicles will induce trauma coma.
(1) You aid his action.

Find a bug, or something bug-like to kill.
(5) You begin killing spiders.

Winch self up out of hole using grapple gun.
(4) You successfully exit the hole (1) before a dragon tackling another dragon into the hole sends you falling down it again.

Destroy Tropers
(6) You hack TVTropes and find a list of every visitor to the site. Then you spend your time making a big "I'm coming for you!" sign.

Status of City: Mellow Liberal Hippie Paradise. Enemy of CCS. Hole to hell.

Tophat: Human falling to hell
LordSlowpoke: Corrupted by the tropes.
Poketwo: Dead
Squidgen: Bug Exterminator Dragon
Tavik Toth: Corrupt general
Harry: A fern the size of a small building with long roots
Zanzetkuken: Shot in the leg
GWG: Running from the cops. In the LCS
Luvmoke, Chicago Gangster: David Dragondicing Durham
Urist McDwarf: An indestructable statue of a guy with an RPG. Trope Vigilante fanboy and TVTrope Hacker
Xantalos: Combined with Wwolin and Blademan
Wwolin: The Dragon UnPublic Safety Superintendent and Liver Remover. Combined with Blademan and Xantalos
ZoomZoll: In contract negotiations.
Mastahcheese:                           of a broken up police force by day, Thread Vigilante by night. Killing random people
Blademan: Worst Cook in the world. Gm's personal chef. Combined with Wwolin and Xantalos
Hugo Lurman: Mellow-breathing Dragon. Enemy of CCS
Lenglon: Black Rhino Dragon, Trope Vigilante
Elephant Parade: Grammer Vigilante. Dead.

Destroy Tropers
Impede action. With great prejudice.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #220 on: November 07, 2013, 08:59:52 pm »

Split self off from them. Then commence testicle uppercut to pierce the heavens on Zanzetkuken.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #221 on: November 07, 2013, 08:59:53 pm »

Bugs have wings. Dragons have wings. Therefore, dragon=bug. Kill all the dragons (except myself)
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #222 on: November 07, 2013, 09:00:36 pm »

I can discover secrets! Try again, everyone shall love peace!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #223 on: November 07, 2013, 09:01:19 pm »

Make the Xantalos, Wwolin, Blademan fusion permanent.

Recombine 3 more random players, preferably none being me.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #224 on: November 07, 2013, 09:10:36 pm »

Respawn as angry grammar mammoth.
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