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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 10:What have you done ?!)
« Reply #135 on: November 11, 2013, 02:19:28 pm »

A broken clock is right twice a day, evil can do good, and sometimes the butler actually did it. One example is not a pattern.
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 10:What have you done ?!)
« Reply #136 on: November 11, 2013, 06:41:42 pm »

GWG, remember, a broken clock IS right twice a day, but often a working clock is right much less.
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 10:What have you done ?!)
« Reply #137 on: November 11, 2013, 06:45:12 pm »

A broken clock is right twice a day, evil can do good, and sometimes the butler actually did it. One example is not a pattern.
Too bad for the poor unicorns then. They'll have to bear the shame of killing anyone not a virgin female who approaches them, according to folklore, and if you follow the more ancient stories they're far more vicious.
Point being, unicorns are evil bastards and it doesn't really matter anyway since I'm transforming into a machine god planet.
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 10:What have you done ?!)
« Reply #138 on: November 11, 2013, 08:33:46 pm »

And said machine god planet was a cage for EVIL, which ultimately got warped into the avatar of said evil. So ... not nice and happy and Friendship Is Magic - ish.

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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 10:What have you done ?!)
« Reply #139 on: November 11, 2013, 08:49:26 pm »

A broken clock is right twice a day, evil can do good, and sometimes the butler actually did it. One example is not a pattern.
Too bad for the poor unicorns then. They'll have to bear the shame of killing anyone not a virgin female who approaches them, according to folklore, and if you follow the more ancient stories they're far more vicious.
Point being, unicorns are evil bastards
Let's face it, who is more numerous: People who lived in medieval Europe and thought unicorns were bastards, or the sum total of people who lived in medieval Europe and considered unicorns to be pure plus 99% of the people in Europe, America, Australia, and so forth over the past few centuries who considered unicorns to be a paragon of goodness?

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and it doesn't really matter anyway since I'm transforming into a machine god planet.
Who has a name suspiciously similar to a mythical creature which is associated by almost everyone with goodness. Which I'm sure is just a coincidence, as is the fact that Unicron created a bunch of knights with shining chassises.
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 10:What have you done ?!)
« Reply #140 on: November 12, 2013, 02:36:42 am »

A broken clock is right twice a day, evil can do good, and sometimes the butler actually did it. One example is not a pattern.
Too bad for the poor unicorns then. They'll have to bear the shame of killing anyone not a virgin female who approaches them, according to folklore, and if you follow the more ancient stories they're far more vicious.
Point being, unicorns are evil bastards
Let's face it, who is more numerous: People who lived in medieval Europe and thought unicorns were bastards, or the sum total of people who lived in medieval Europe and considered unicorns to be pure plus 99% of the people in Europe, America, Australia, and so forth over the past few centuries who considered unicorns to be a paragon of goodness?

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and it doesn't really matter anyway since I'm transforming into a machine god planet.
Who has a name suspiciously similar to a mythical creature which is associated by almost everyone with goodness. Which I'm sure is just a coincidence, as is the fact that Unicron created a bunch of knights with shining chassises.
The first type. *pessimist*

Also, it was actually Primus that created the transformers. Unicron eats universes because creation offends him.
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 10:What have you done ?!)
« Reply #141 on: November 12, 2013, 02:38:23 am »

THIS IS A MINIMILAST GAME, WHY ARE WE ARGUEING OVER UNICORNS[interobang]

Granted I'm not opposed to it, just curious.
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 10:What have you done ?!)
« Reply #142 on: November 12, 2013, 02:41:55 am »

THIS IS A MINIMILAST GAME, WHY ARE WE ARGUEING OVER UNICORNS[interobang]

Granted I'm not opposed to it, just curious.
GWG's trying to argue that this guy
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is this thing:
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 10:What have you done ?!)
« Reply #143 on: November 12, 2013, 02:45:57 am »

Not quite. he's saying the first image is the same as
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 10:What have you done ?!)
« Reply #144 on: November 12, 2013, 02:49:50 am »

Not quite. he's saying the first image is the same as
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Not quite; I'm arguing that this thing
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is that thing.
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 10:What have you done ?!)
« Reply #145 on: November 12, 2013, 02:51:56 am »

yes, you are trying to say that.
GWG is not.
I thought we were restating what GWG was trying to say?

EDIT: strike that, I see my error now. you are correct.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2013, 02:54:29 am by Lenglon »
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 10:What have you done ?!)
« Reply #146 on: November 12, 2013, 02:53:57 am »

GWG i-
Yknow what, feckit Imma go watch a Christmas movie. Tired.
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 10:What have you done ?!)
« Reply #147 on: November 12, 2013, 08:16:57 am »

A broken clock is right twice a day, evil can do good, and sometimes the butler actually did it. One example is not a pattern.
Too bad for the poor unicorns then. They'll have to bear the shame of killing anyone not a virgin female who approaches them, according to folklore, and if you follow the more ancient stories they're far more vicious.
Point being, unicorns are evil bastards
Let's face it, who is more numerous: People who lived in medieval Europe and thought unicorns were bastards, or the sum total of people who lived in medieval Europe and considered unicorns to be pure plus 99% of the people in Europe, America, Australia, and so forth over the past few centuries who considered unicorns to be a paragon of goodness?

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and it doesn't really matter anyway since I'm transforming into a machine god planet.
Who has a name suspiciously similar to a mythical creature which is associated by almost everyone with goodness. Which I'm sure is just a coincidence, as is the fact that Unicron created a bunch of knights with shining chassises.
The first type. *pessimist*
There are a heck of a lot more people alive just today than there were in medieval Europe.

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Also, it was actually Primus that created the transformers. Unicron eats universes because creation offends him.
Not in the continuity I'm vaguely familiar with!
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A Minimalistic Return (Turn 11:Xantalos...)
« Reply #149 on: November 17, 2013, 03:25:57 am »

So I heard you like gods of destruction that eat percentages of infinite universes
(4)You spark the GM an interest in one of his favorite shows when he was a kid and bring back memories while you transform into Unicron and eat your moon.

respawn, go into portal and fuse with my dragon self from RTD the law reboot
(2)You try to respawn but Persus throws you in again as soon as you get out!

Send someone through the portal.
(6)You throw poketwo back in the damn portal!

DISEMBARK FROM PAINT BIN, EXAMINE SURROUNDINGS AND BEGIN SETTING UP CAMPSITE
Cry
(6)-(5) You try to drag Lenglon out but Lenglon is crying too much and you get angry.

Bask. Bask in my candy glory. Bask in the adulations of them all. Bask in Sugary, caramelly, nougatty, chocolatey goodness and delight.
(4)You start a new civilization of candy people and you are now their god.

Continue religious movement.
(3)You convert 25% of the universe to the truth about their existence.
You ascend to spiritual immortality and literal semi-immortality.


Find something non-chocolate.
(1)You are not made out of candy,atleast..

strangle a unicorn with my super arms.
(5)You are a cruel,cruel Scood.Are you happy you got a 5?

Conquer the castle with my raptor mount and armored shell.
Let the Raptor eat anything edible in our way.
Defend myself from fire and bats and anything sharp with my shell.
Overthrow whomever rules from this castle.

(2)The tower was a illusion all along!Your tower was in another planet!
(3)Your raptor eats some sticky brown stuff.
You see a Spinosaurus come from the east.


Urist McDwarf-On the pink space..
LordSlowpoke-Pink paint bin master.Stuck in paint bin..
Persus-Married to the Komodo Dragon.Vice-President of the Pink Empire.Looking at his dragon heir.Portal jerk.
PlayerGamer-In a military helicopter.Sweet pink lava beard.
Flabort-Concussion/somewhere in dinosaur land.+2 combat.Riding a raptor watching a FUCKING SPINOSAURUS.
GWG-Angry at the past.Paradoxical prophet.Founder of Wyrmiology.
Scood-Armfull yet again +4 combat..Launchpad on the cookie world.Cruel Scood.
MastahCheese-In a whole new world.Candy Midas Touch.
Lenglon-With LordSlowpoke in the paint bin in the cookie universe.
Ragnarok97071-Former BICEPS Jet Pilot.Vising his mum at the moon-base.Shitty God of Destruction Shit.
Ozarck-The Great Cute Pretty Pink Ozarck,God of Candy.Lord of the new candy revolution.
Xantalos-The Unicron,eater of planets.
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