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[GreatWyrmGold]

A broken clock is right twice a day, evil can do good, and sometimes the butler actually did it. One example is not a pattern.

[Playergamer]

GWG, remember, a broken clock IS right twice a day, but often a working clock is right much less.

[Xantalos]

A broken clock is right twice a day, evil can do good, and sometimes the butler actually did it. One example is not a pattern.

Too bad for the poor unicorns then. They'll have to bear the shame of killing anyone not a virgin female who approaches them, according to folklore, and if you follow the more ancient stories they're far more vicious.
Point being, unicorns are evil bastards and it doesn't really matter anyway since I'm transforming into a machine god planet.

[Ozarck]

And said machine god planet was a cage for EVIL, which ultimately got warped into the avatar of said evil. So ... not nice and happy and Friendship Is Magic - ish.

[GreatWyrmGold]

A broken clock is right twice a day, evil can do good, and sometimes the butler actually did it. One example is not a pattern.

Too bad for the poor unicorns then. They'll have to bear the shame of killing anyone not a virgin female who approaches them, according to folklore, and if you follow the more ancient stories they're far more vicious.
Point being, unicorns are evil bastards

Let's face it, who is more numerous: People who lived in medieval Europe and thought unicorns were bastards, or the sum total of people who lived in medieval Europe and considered unicorns to be pure plus 99% of the people in Europe, America, Australia, and so forth over the past few centuries who considered unicorns to be a paragon of goodness?

and it doesn't really matter anyway since I'm transforming into a machine god planet.

Who has a name suspiciously similar to a mythical creature which is associated by almost everyone with goodness. Which I'm sure is just a coincidence, as is the fact that Unicron created a bunch of knights with shining chassises.

[Xantalos]

A broken clock is right twice a day, evil can do good, and sometimes the butler actually did it. One example is not a pattern.

Too bad for the poor unicorns then. They'll have to bear the shame of killing anyone not a virgin female who approaches them, according to folklore, and if you follow the more ancient stories they're far more vicious.
Point being, unicorns are evil bastards

Let's face it, who is more numerous: People who lived in medieval Europe and thought unicorns were bastards, or the sum total of people who lived in medieval Europe and considered unicorns to be pure plus 99% of the people in Europe, America, Australia, and so forth over the past few centuries who considered unicorns to be a paragon of goodness?

and it doesn't really matter anyway since I'm transforming into a machine god planet.

Who has a name suspiciously similar to a mythical creature which is associated by almost everyone with goodness. Which I'm sure is just a coincidence, as is the fact that Unicron created a bunch of knights with shining chassises.

The first type. *pessimist*

Also, it was actually Primus that created the transformers. Unicron eats universes because creation offends him.

[mastahcheese]

THIS IS A MINIMILAST GAME, WHY ARE WE ARGUEING OVER UNICORNS[interobang]

Granted I'm not opposed to it, just curious.

[Xantalos]

THIS IS A MINIMILAST GAME, WHY ARE WE ARGUEING OVER UNICORNS[interobang]

Granted I'm not opposed to it, just curious.

GWG's trying to argue that this guy

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is this thing:

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[Lenglon]

Not quite. he's saying the first image is the same as

Spoiler: this (click to show/hide)

[Xantalos]

Not quite. he's saying the first image is the same as

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Not quite; I'm arguing that this thing

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is that thing.

[Lenglon]

yes, you are trying to say that.
GWG is not.
I thought we were restating what GWG was trying to say?
EDIT: strike that, I see my error now. you are correct.

[Xantalos]

GWG i-
Yknow what, feckit Imma go watch a Christmas movie. Tired.

[GreatWyrmGold]

A broken clock is right twice a day, evil can do good, and sometimes the butler actually did it. One example is not a pattern.

Too bad for the poor unicorns then. They'll have to bear the shame of killing anyone not a virgin female who approaches them, according to folklore, and if you follow the more ancient stories they're far more vicious.
Point being, unicorns are evil bastards

Let's face it, who is more numerous: People who lived in medieval Europe and thought unicorns were bastards, or the sum total of people who lived in medieval Europe and considered unicorns to be pure plus 99% of the people in Europe, America, Australia, and so forth over the past few centuries who considered unicorns to be a paragon of goodness?

and it doesn't really matter anyway since I'm transforming into a machine god planet.

Who has a name suspiciously similar to a mythical creature which is associated by almost everyone with goodness. Which I'm sure is just a coincidence, as is the fact that Unicron created a bunch of knights with shining chassises.

The first type. *pessimist*

There are a heck of a lot more people alive just today than there were in medieval Europe.

Also, it was actually Primus that created the transformers. Unicron eats universes because creation offends him.

Not in the continuity I'm vaguely familiar with!

[Xantalos]

So I heard you like gods of destruction that eat percentages of infinite universes

[TheZoomZoll]

So I heard you like gods of destruction that eat percentages of infinite universes

^{(4)You spark the GM an interest in one of his favorite shows when he was a kid and bring back memories while you transform into Unicron and eat your moon.}

respawn, go into portal and fuse with my dragon self from RTD the law reboot

^{(2)You try to respawn but Persus throws you in again as soon as you get out!}

Send someone through the portal.

^{(6)You throw poketwo back in the damn portal!}

DISEMBARK FROM PAINT BIN, EXAMINE SURROUNDINGS AND BEGIN SETTING UP CAMPSITE

Cry

^{(6)-(5) You try to drag Lenglon out but Lenglon is crying too much and you get angry.}

Bask. Bask in my candy glory. Bask in the adulations of them all. Bask in Sugary, caramelly, nougatty, chocolatey goodness and delight.

^{(4)You start a new civilization of candy people and you are now their god.}

Continue religious movement.

^{(3)You convert 25% of the universe to the truth about their existence.
You ascend to spiritual immortality and literal semi-immortality.}

Find something non-chocolate.

^{(1)You are not made out of candy,atleast..}

strangle a unicorn with my super arms.

^{(5)You are a cruel,cruel Scood.Are you happy you got a 5?}

Conquer the castle with my raptor mount and armored shell.
Let the Raptor eat anything edible in our way.
Defend myself from fire and bats and anything sharp with my shell.
Overthrow whomever rules from this castle.

<sup>(2)The tower was a illusion all along!Your tower was in another planet!
(3)Your raptor eats some sticky brown stuff.
You see a Spinosaurus come from the east.

Urist McDwarf-On the pink space..
LordSlowpoke-Pink paint bin master.Stuck in paint bin..
Persus-Married to the Komodo Dragon.Vice-President of the Pink Empire.Looking at his dragon heir.Portal jerk.
PlayerGamer-In a military helicopter.Sweet pink lava beard.
Flabort-Concussion/somewhere in dinosaur land.+2 combat.Riding a raptor watching a FUCKING SPINOSAURUS.
GWG-Angry at the past.Paradoxical prophet.Founder of Wyrmiology.
Scood-Armfull yet again +4 combat..Launchpad on the cookie world.Cruel Scood.
MastahCheese-In a whole new world.Candy Midas Touch.
Lenglon-With LordSlowpoke in the paint bin in the cookie universe.
Ragnarok97071-Former BICEPS Jet Pilot.Vising his mum at the moon-base.Shitty God of Destruction Shit.
Ozarck-The Great Cute Pretty Pink Ozarck,God of Candy.Lord of the new candy revolution.
Xantalos-The Unicron,eater of planets.
Other Competitors-18 left.</sup>