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[Lenglon]

Cry

[Ozarck]

Remain Pretty. Declare my prettiness to the universe.

^{(4)You become recognized as The Great Cute Pretty Pink Ozarck,God of Candy ....}

MastahCheese-In a whole new world.Candy Midas Touch.

Lenglon-With LordSlowpoke in the paint bin in the cookie universe.

Ozarck-The Great Cute Pretty Pink Ozarck,God of Candy

...

I really ... where do you go from here? I feel like I've won, you know?

Bask. Bask in my candy glory. Bask in the adulations of them all. Bask in Sugary, caramelly, nougatty, chocolatey goodness and delight.

[Persus13]

Send someone through the portal.

[LordSlowpoke]

DISEMBARK FROM PAINT BIN, EXAMINE SURROUNDINGS AND BEGIN SETTING UP CAMPSITE

[poketwo]

respawn, go into portal and fuse with my dragon self from RTD the law reboot

[Xantalos]

Aw HELL YES!

Become Unicron, one of my many alter egos.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Become Unicorn, one of my many alter egos.

I knew it. You were nice at heart.

[Xantalos]

Become Unicorn, one of my many alter egos.

I knew it. You were nice at heart.

Dude do you even DF

[mastahcheese]

Become Unicron, one of my many alter egos.

I knew it. You were nice at heart.

Dude do you even DF

Apparently not.
Find something non-chocolate.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Become Unicorn, one of my many alter egos.

I knew it. You were nice at heart.

Dude do you even DF

Unicorns are capable of great murder, but they hold back.

[flabort]

Conquer the castle with my raptor mount and armored shell.
Let the Raptor eat anything edible in our way.
Defend myself from fire and bats and anything sharp with my shell.
Overthrow whomever rules from this castle.

[Xantalos]

Become Unicorn, one of my many alter egos.

I knew it. You were nice at heart.

Dude do you even DF

Unicorns are capable of great murder, but they hold back.

You clearly don't DF. Unicorns are the most murderous animals in the game.

[Scood]

strangle a unicorn with my super arms.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Become Unicorn, one of my many alter egos.

I knew it. You were nice at heart.

Dude do you even DF

Unicorns are capable of great murder, but they hold back.

You clearly don't DF. Unicorns are the most murderous animals in the game.

Wrong. There is a lot of exaggeration, but if you actually play DF, you'd know that only animals adjacent to dwarves, badgers and the like, and the occasional carnivore actually attack dwarves. All other animals run away. This includes unicorns, elephants, and the infamous carp.

[Xantalos]

Become Unicorn, one of my many alter egos.

I knew it. You were nice at heart.

Dude do you even DF

Unicorns are capable of great murder, but they hold back.

You clearly don't DF. Unicorns are the most murderous animals in the game.

Wrong. There is a lot of exaggeration, but if you actually play DF, you'd know that only animals adjacent to dwarves, badgers and the like, and the occasional carnivore actually attack dwarves. All other animals run away. This includes unicorns, elephants, and the infamous carp.

You must have a different game than me, then. First embark I did on a savage good biome was annihilated in the first few minutes by a literal phalanx of the buggers.