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[TheZoomZoll]

Get my blueshelled behind onto a dino, and ride it into the sunset! Yehaw!

^{You (3) ride a raptor into the sunset and watch the Earth explode.}

PULL LENGLON INTO PAINT BIN

TAKE OFF TO THE SKIES

"I am being the marathon contestant this world deserves. How about you? What even brings you here?"

TAKE OFF TO THE SKIES[/b]
[/i]

assist action with my super feet

PULL LENGLON INTO PAINT BIN

"Eeep!"
Run back to the safe person I was hiding behind earlier and hide behind him again.

"I am being the marathon contestant this world deserves. How about you? What even brings you here?"

Just barely peek my eyes out from behind safe person to look at LordSlowpoke.
"Um, I, I-I'm just trying to fi-figure out what's going on. I d-don't rememberer anything from before a, few seconds ago."

^{You (3) drag Lenglon into the paint bin and Scood (4+6) kicks you into the cookie dimension.Scood's leg gets stuck in the paint bin and flies with LordSlowpoke and Lenglon into the cookie dimension.}

DESTROY THE WORLD. Then absorb the power of the billions of deaths to become a god.

^{(4)You destroy the Earth,killing Xantalos and everybody else but the competitors.
(2)You become a shitty god.}

Eat candy!

^{(5)You eat candy and develop Midas Candy Touch.}

Complete the Fun Run track. Be impervious. Failing that, be resurrectionish.

^{Some jerk destroys your Fun Run track.(6)You turn every contestant on the earth ressurectionish to survive the blast..}

Heal that crater.

^{You get exploded into tiny fragments..}

Be confused.

Examine situation.

^{(2)You realize that there is a paradox going on.
(4)You think that this world is a clusterfuck and think about writing a book about it...}

Gun down anyone trying to repair the track. Call in the rest of my army.

<sup>Xantalos gets blown to hell and so does your army.

Urist McDwarf-On the pink space..
LordSlowpoke-Pink paint bin master.Stuck in paint bin..
Persus-Married to the Komodo Dragon.Vice-President of the Pink Empire.Looking at his dragon heir.
PlayerGamer-In a military helicopter.Sweet pink lava beard.
Flabort-Concussion/somewhere in dinosaur land.+2 combat.Riding a raptor watching Xantalos's remains fly in space.
GWG-Angry at the past.Probably a paradoxical prophet.
Scood-Armless yet again -2 combat..Launchpad on the cookie world.
MastahCheese-In a whole new world.Candy Midas Touch.
Lenglon-With LordSlowpoke in the paint bin in the cookie universe.
Ragnarok97071-Former BICEPS Jet Pilot.Vising his mum at the moon-base.Shitty God of Destruction Shit.
Ozarck-Cute Pink Ozarck.
Xantalos-The Fragmented World.
Other Competitors-18 left.</sup>

[Xantalos]

GRARARARAGRRARGAGRGARG
BECOME THE SUN AND DEVOUR EVERYONE

[LordSlowpoke]

"Nailed it."

ENGAGE IN VICTORY DANCE

[Lenglon]

"I, I, I, I don't, I mean, why? how? what? I, I, I WANA GO HOME!"
Curl up in a ball and wish I was home.

[mastahcheese]

Break dance, touching everything and everyone in sight.

[poketwo]

COME OUT OF NOWHERE, THEN OPEN PORTAL TO ROLE TO DODGE THE LAW REBOOT.

[LordSlowpoke]

"Well gee, no need to thank me for saving you from an imminent apocalypse. Pop some cookiedrugs, get your act together and make yourself at home. Doesn't look like omnicidialists will find it anytime soon."

DIPLOMANCE LENGLON TO ESTABLISH CALMNESS

WHILE VICTORY DANCING

[Scood]

Obtain super prosthetic arms to match my super prosthetic feet.

[Persus13]

COME OUT OF NOWHERE, THEN OPEN PORTAL TO ROLE TO DODGE THE LAW REBOOT.

Aid action

[Ozarck]

Remain Pretty. Declare my prettiness to the universe.

[Lenglon]

"Well gee, no need to thank me for saving you from an imminent apocalypse. Pop some cookiedrugs, get your act together and make yourself at home. Doesn't look like omnicidialists will find it anytime soon."

DIPLOMANCE LENGLON TO ESTABLISH CALMNESS

WHILE VICTORY DANCING

"Wh-what? How.. how would... apocalypse? what?"

[GreatWyrmGold]

Write book about my revelations. Catalyze a new religious movement.

[flabort]

Find and defeat either a dragon or a giant turtle. Or something that's both.

[TheZoomZoll]

COME OUT OF NOWHERE, THEN OPEN PORTAL TO ROLE TO DODGE THE LAW REBOOT.

Aid action

^{You come out of nowhere for some reason.
(4)+(5) You open a portal to Roll to Dodge the Law Reboot.
You get absorbed into the portal.}

GRARARARAGRRARGAGRGARG
BECOME THE SUN AND DEVOUR EVERYONE

^{(6)You try and guide your pieces to fuse with the sun.
The sun burns you and you create a big metal planet from your melted remains.
The moon eyeballs you.}

"Well gee, no need to thank me for saving you from an imminent apocalypse. Pop some cookiedrugs, get your act together and make yourself at home. Doesn't look like omnicidialists will find it anytime soon."

DIPLOMANCE LENGLON TO ESTABLISH CALMNESS

WHILE VICTORY DANCING

"I, I, I, I don't, I mean, why? how? what? I, I, I WANA GO HOME!"
Curl up in a ball and wish I was home.

^{(6)vs(2) You slap Lenglon across the face to calm Lenglon down.}

Break dance, touching everything and everyone in sight.

^{You burst into dance but (2) can't find anything non-chocolate to touch but yourself.}

Obtain super prosthetic arms to match my super prosthetic feet.

^{You try and look for a way to get your arms.
(5) You buy them off spacebay for a steal.}

Remain Pretty. Declare my prettiness to the universe.

^{(4)You become recognized as The Great Cute Pretty Pink Ozarck,God of Candy ....}

Find and defeat either a dragon or a giant turtle. Or something that's both.

^{(3)Your search leads you to a weird tower.}

Write book about my revelations. Catalyze a new religious movement.

<sup>(5)You write "What You WOULD NEVER Know" and get recognized in the whole universe for your writings.
(4)You start a new religion named Wyrmiology and start looking for followers.

Urist McDwarf-On the pink space..
LordSlowpoke-Pink paint bin master.Stuck in paint bin..
Persus-Married to the Komodo Dragon.Vice-President of the Pink Empire.Looking at his dragon heir.
PlayerGamer-In a military helicopter.Sweet pink lava beard.
Flabort-Concussion/somewhere in dinosaur land.+2 combat.Riding a raptor watching a tower..
GWG-Angry at the past.Paradoxical prophet.Founder of Wyrmiology.
Scood-Armfull yet again +4 combat..Launchpad on the cookie world.
MastahCheese-In a whole new world.Candy Midas Touch.
Lenglon-With LordSlowpoke in the paint bin in the cookie universe.
Ragnarok97071-Former BICEPS Jet Pilot.Vising his mum at the moon-base.Shitty God of Destruction Shit.
Ozarck-The Great Cute Pretty Pink Ozarck,God of Candy
Xantalos-The Metal World.
Other Competitors-18 left.</sup>

[GreatWyrmGold]

Whoo! I'm a best-selling author! I'm probably in the New Yavin Times's Top 10.

Continue religious movement.