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[TheZoomZoll]

                                                                                                        The ReRun

   _{After a sponsored 1000 meter dash,the race ended in a disappointing tie.
   The fans demand a re-run for the money they paid.They even upped the stakes.They added an extra 500 meters to the count.
   The winner takes all,the losers go home empty handed.The race is being broadcasted live and the hype is increasing.
   You are exhausted after the run and feel somewhat discouraged.
   With a sigh,the contestants prepare and line for the start to see who will win.They will do anything to win.
   The return will be 1500 meters and there are no rules anymore.
   What will you do?How will you win?}

      You have 1 turn to prepare yourself for the start.Basic Roll To Dodge rules apply.Good luck!

[TheZoomZoll]

Reserved incase I need it (you never know)

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Take a knife and cut-off competitiors theif without being noticed.

[LordSlowpoke]

why are there not as many minimalistic games as there should be

anyway

ACQUIRE A CASE OF TURTLES

[Persus13]

Hire snipers to shoot those in front of me. Run for the finish.

[TheZoomZoll]

why are there not as many minimalistic games as there should be

^{Remember the old days?}

I'm going to give this some more time and check on it a tad later.Hopefully more people join in on the minimalist train express.
I will also take this time of scumbaggery to advertise my signature Project Showcase thread where people put their stuff on a big showcase for feedback (its been dead for a while now)..

[Playergamer]

Pay the snipers twice as much to shoot everyone. As in, everyone, including me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Teleport to the finish line.

[Scood]

Die

[mastahcheese]

Die

Assist action

[TheZoomZoll]

Take a knife and cut-off competitiors theif without being noticed.

^{(2)You steal it from a housewife.She is angry and running after you.
(6)You stab one of the 30 competitors in the gut but you can't get your knife out..
(4)He dies.}

ACQUIRE A CASE OF TURTLES

^{(3)You order a case of turtles on ebay.(5)Your turtles are viciously and deadly cute..you also got the first five.}

Hire snipers to shoot those in front of me. Run for the finish.

^{(6)You pay them too much.(4)You start running like the wind for 60 meters.You are first.}

Pay the snipers twice as much to shoot everyone. As in, everyone, including me.

^{(3)They take your money and Persus's money but they end up not doing anything.}

Teleport to the finish line.

^{(1)You teleport to the finish line next to you.You check for any missing limbs (4) you are only feeling dizzy from the teleportation.}

Die

^{(2)You smack your head against the floor a couple of times.
(3)The other competitors feel bad for you and help you up.}

The race has started!You will now automatically move every turn+your action!


_{Urist McDwarf-(3)-1470m left.
LordSlowpoke-(6)-1440m left.
Persus-(2)-1420m left.
PlayerGamer-(5)-1450m left.
GWG-(4)-1460m left.
Scood-(6)-1440m left.
Other Competitors-29 left-(4)-1460m left.
Angry Housewife-(3)-1470m left.
Snipers are resting.}

[LordSlowpoke]

DUNK TURTLES INTO BLUE PAINT
JOG LEISURELY

[mastahcheese]

RUN LIKE THERE'S NO TOMMOROW, BECUASE THERE PROBABLY ISN'T

[Xantalos]

BECOME THE RACETRACK

[GreatWyrmGold]

Huh. That ended remarkably non-lethally for a 1.

Teleport to the finish line!