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[ICBM pilot]

"Goodbye."

+1 then eat him while he is confused

[Ebonblade7]

You hesitate for a moment, then simply say "Goodbye". The man seems mildly amused. "Ain't gettin' of that easy" he says. He takes a step towards you. You say "goodbye" again. This time he seems mildly confused. H takes another uncertain step towards you.

You lunge and punch him in the throat. He clutches his throat with his hands and stumbles backward. A punch to his face knocks him to the ground. His head hits it with a large *crack*. You tentatively place your hand over his mouth. He isn't breathing.

10 minutes later, you rise to your feet. Your mouth is covered in blood. The corpse lies half-eaten next to you.

Skills:

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Adequate Thief
Novice Fighter

[escaped lurker]

Loot corpse, clean self
Might want to take a "snack" for the road with us, while we are at it - your call.

Contemplate how this beats stealing any day
Bet that loaf was old and hard as stone anyways...

Edit;
(could not unthink/unhear. somewhat sorry bout it... >>)

"I ate a guy, I li~iked i~it - I just hope the guards won't mi~ind it~ ...

[Sheb]

Grab a leg, both for use as a club and for later snack.

[Urist tha Dwarf]

No, a leg would be a bit conspicuous don't you think? But we do need to clean ourselves and loot the body. A snack is probably not necessary, as we can probably find poor people all over from the sound of it.

[Ebonblade7]

You know you have to work quickly, as someone might find you. You wipe your bloody mouth on your sleeve. That will have to do.

You search the mangled body, and come up with 2 dull copper coins and a rusty bit of metal that is sharp to the touch.

Skills:

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Adequate Thief
Novice Fighter

Inventory:

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In hand: Rusty Shiv
Body: Grey Cloak
Knees: Knee Guards
In Pockets: Copper Coins (2)

[Yourmaster]

Try to spend the coins on some real food. The guards might get suspicus if we eat people all the time. Also, if we do, try to take down a man with a gun and ammo.

[ShadowHammer]

When I first saw this, I was like, steampunk! Fun! Then I read the latest actions we took, and was like, what. Then I remembered that this forum has some connections to dwarf fortress, so I shouldn't have been surprised, and I'm posting to watch.

[Detoxicated]

How about not trying to eat him, we just started he is more powerful and probably in the right state to kill us with his bare hands.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Then I remembered that this forum has some connections to dwarf fortress...

Just like Shakespeare has some connection to Romeo and Juliet?

[Yourmaster]

How about not trying to eat him, we just started he is more powerful and probably in the right state to kill us with his bare hands.

You've late

[Ebonblade7]

Its been a VERY long time since I updated. Sorry about that. I'm getting back into DF and hopefully I'll keep this going.