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Zan Oltaridor

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Famous dwarven last words
« on: October 25, 2013, 03:46:11 pm »
I wonder what my miner said when i breached the magma wall...well i think nothing because his face got melted but, what do you think? What would a dwarf say if he dies in a typical dwarfie way like magma to the face or gobbobolt in the face or trousers in the face?
I'll start:
"Oh come on guys their just Elves, they use wooden spears, wooden swords, wooden armour, wooden bow-*headshoot*" Dodok Kerligurdim, the second leader of The Ropes of Sacrificing. About his opinion on the elven military.
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This thread is why I love dwarf fortress. We start at engravings of wagons and end up using necromancy to raise them from the dead, and were-wagons.
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2013, 04:24:20 pm »
Urist McHauler "A dwarf has been killed by a giant cave spider? I guess I'll run to the web to get his items quickly, the spider is probably gone"
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Quote from: Urist MacNoob on October 16, 2013, 08:31:26 am
"I'M NOT DONE WITH THE GORY PULP THAT IS YOUR EYES! I WILL ERASE THE VAGUE IMPRESSION THAT YOU WERE EVER ABLE TO SEE AT ALL! FORGET THE VITAL ORGANS, BLINDING THE BLINDED AS I BLIND BLIND PEOPLE IS ALL THAT MATTERS!"

-Urist McMason, enraged at having found a Gecko Man in his fortress.
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Zan Oltaridor

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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2013, 04:32:39 pm »
"MY SOOOOOOCK!" - Urist Ablel, Catten Kelam, Ducim Abanducim, Lorbam Fikodtomus, Tobul Mesirisgun, Atis Kibetas...
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This thread is why I love dwarf fortress. We start at engravings of wagons and end up using necromancy to raise them from the dead, and were-wagons.
Quote from: AlexaiZ on March 23, 2013, 08:43:48 pm
I jumped off a ramp in a cave and exploded.

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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2013, 05:49:02 pm »
"It's us three against that one stupid skeletal tiger. We can totally take it!" - Sergeant Urist McBadleader to his subordinates. (and how I lost one of my few evil embarks. I really thought they'd win...)
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2013, 06:28:15 pm »
"9 of them. 9 blasted scenes of me and that damnable hamster what spooked me at least four seasons ago. The mayor does not listen to my complaints about them any longer, but still I must stare at them or nothing else until this flesh stops rotting from under my leathers. The stench is the worst I have yet to smell, and the clumsy oaf who changes my bandages seems like he never has done it before myself. Twice now I have been bathed in his vomit before being bathed in filthy river water. I could bear this, and the soap filled with grit from the yak suet they used, and the creeky bed made of cactus, and the sorrow from losing my noble mutt who fell trying to save me from that beast... if not for this hospital's decor. You slay two score heads of goblin and troll and no one remembers. One squeek leave your lips at the sight of a rodent, and that is memorialized forever."
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2013, 10:39:38 pm »
"F*CK!!!"
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2013, 01:27:32 am »
"SOMEONE CLOSE THE GATES"
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2013, 02:41:57 am »
Urist McOverSeer "Yeah guys. Stick the booze stock pile right next to the magma smelters. What could possibly go wrong?"
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2013, 04:54:49 am »
"I'm sure there is nothing dangerous about deconstructing this floor I'm standing on."

Also the ever favorate
"Hey Urist McMiner. go channel somewhere else, I'm standing h-"
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2013, 05:33:13 am »
"I think I'll just go for a little walk outside for no apparent reason, after all, it's been at least a season since the last siege, I'm sure nothing bad is going to happen!" - Urist McLegendaryWeaponsmith
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Zan Oltaridor

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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2013, 05:37:36 am »
Quote from: Splint on October 25, 2013, 05:49:02 pm
"It's us three against that one stupid skeletal tiger. We can totally take it!" - Sergeant Urist McBadleader to his subordinates. (and how I lost one of my few evil embarks. I really thought they'd win...)

Holy Mole! It's Splint! I started reading Spearbreakers a few weeks ago and i totally love it and now you are here! The best Splinter i had in my life!
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This thread is why I love dwarf fortress. We start at engravings of wagons and end up using necromancy to raise them from the dead, and were-wagons.
Quote from: AlexaiZ on March 23, 2013, 08:43:48 pm
I jumped off a ramp in a cave and exploded.

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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2013, 07:45:45 am »
"Hey, Urist McFellMood, nice day isn't it? What are you doing with that axe?"


Not to mention the last words of every dwarf soldier ever:
"LEEEEROY JENKINS!!!"
« Last Edit: October 26, 2013, 07:47:50 am by imperium3 »
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2013, 08:51:14 am »
"I need skeletons and leather! I need skeletons and leather! Where's the water? Stop giving me snakes!!!" --Urist McIWentStarkRavingMadBecauseWeDon'tHaveCompleteSkeletonsinSoundMoistensAndIReallyNeededOneForAStrangeMood.

He was a bloody Five Year Old!
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2013, 09:19:23 am »
Quote from: Zan Oltaridor on October 26, 2013, 05:37:36 am
Quote from: Splint on October 25, 2013, 05:49:02 pm
"It's us three against that one stupid skeletal tiger. We can totally take it!" - Sergeant Urist McBadleader to his subordinates. (and how I lost one of my few evil embarks. I really thought they'd win...)

Holy Mole! It's Splint! I started reading Spearbreakers a few weeks ago and i totally love it and now you are here! The best Splinter i had in my life!

So... I caused you to die of infection due to lack of soap from said splinter?
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2013, 11:02:05 am »
"Oh hey, the goblins scared some cattle out of their fields! I better put them back!"
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