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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Current Roster:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(Least Specialized, weakness countered by near everyone having a few points in wit)
  (Opposite counterpart of Zyk'al)
  (Opposite counterpart of Daniel)
  (Only girl) [Seriously wish I could have been able to put something different here]
(Not as specialized as Maxwell)
(Not as specialized as Maxwell)

If Sentient Bowtie manages to get his character avatar image in before the game starts, then either Dennis Heidenburg or Issac Megson will be removed, because those two characters have the exact same stats.

Oh, and Elephant?  I would prefer that non-copyrighted material is used.

[Elephant Parade]

It shouldn't matter, but okay.

Edit: Bad Drawing is done.

Edit: Wait, am I not in?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Edit: Wait, am I not in?

Everyone has a bonus in at least one of your stats, and all but one have a minus where you have a minus.

[Elephant Parade]

Edit: Wait, am I not in?

Everyone has a bonus in at least one of your stats, and all but one have a minus where you have a minus.

But I got there first! Whatever.

Edit: Furthermore, that wasn't true when I made my character. So it doesn't seem quite fair that I should be kicked out.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Edit: Wait, am I not in?

Everyone has a bonus in at least one of your stats, and all but one have a minus where you have a minus.

But I got there first! Whatever.

Edit: Furthermore, that wasn't true when I made my character. So it doesn't seem quite fair that I should be kicked out.

Within Detailed Information:

There is a five active player maximum for this game.  However, if one of the active players dies, then a new player will join with a brand new office somewhere in the building.  Original selection will be upon balance between all the initial players, but as the game goes on, then there may be a more of an imbalance than the initial start, or maybe even more of a balance.  Who knows?

This isn't a first-come-first-served game.

[Elephant Parade]

Edit: Wait, am I not in?

Everyone has a bonus in at least one of your stats, and all but one have a minus where you have a minus.

But I got there first! Whatever.

Edit: Furthermore, that wasn't true when I made my character. So it doesn't seem quite fair that I should be kicked out.

Within Detailed Information:

There is a five active player maximum for this game.  However, if one of the active players dies, then a new player will join with a brand new office somewhere in the building.  Original selection will be upon balance between all the initial players, but as the game goes on, then there may be a more of an imbalance than the initial start, or maybe even more of a balance.  Who knows?

This isn't a first-come-first-served game.

Ah. Didn't see that.

[scapheap]

Only one thing I need to say.  There is already a computer in your office.  It was the last thing mentioned in the office description.

Okay, make it an art set(painting)

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Hey, Elephant, if you modify your stats and give your character a name that is something plausable in reality, then I can start the game now.  By the way, you don't have to make the avatar yourself, just find a (non-copyrighted) image on the internet, and I can just resize it.

[GiglameshDespair]

Describe it and i can make a shitty pixel version.

[Elephant Parade]

Hey, Elephant, if you modify your stats and give your character a name that is something plausable in reality, then I can start the game now.  By the way, you don't have to make the avatar yourself, just find a (non-copyrighted) image on the internet, and I can just resize it.

No! My race will be bad drawing. My name will also be bad drawing. I suppose I could change the name.

Edit: Name and stats changed. If neccessary, I can change the name again.

[SOLDIER First]

Got an image, thanks to GWG ^^ 

...and I can't see it on my own browser.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Turn 1: Setting-up

                                       
                                       

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You array your items around your new office, customizing it to the style that best fits you.  What is it you do now?

Spoiler: Cromwell Jackson (click to show/hide)

Inventory on Person
1-Ball of Yarn
2-
3-
4-
5-

On Desktop
1-MSX-DOS Computer
2-Picture
3-Stapler
4-

Lower Right Desk Drawer
1-Box of Stolen Pens
2-
3-

Spoiler: Daniel McGun (click to show/hide)

Inventory on Person
1-
2-
3-
4-
5-

On Desktop
1-MSX-DOS Computer
2-Phone
3-
4-

On Coffee Table
1-1000 piece jigsaw of a waterfall
2-
3-
4-

Spoiler: Dennis Heidenburg (click to show/hide)

Inventory on Person
1-Stress Ball
2-Mechanical Pencil
3-Flask of Vodka (20 sips)
4-
5-

On Desktop
1-MSX-DOS computer
2-C Reference Book
3-20 Paperclips
4-

Spoiler: "Da Pro Artist" (click to show/hide)

Inventory on Person
1-
2-
3-
4-
5-

On Desktop
1-MSX-DOS computer
2-Jar of Pens and Pencils
3-Notepad
4-Drawing Books

Spoiler: Tabella (click to show/hide)

Inventory on Person
1-Large Headphones
2-
3-
4-
5-

On Desktop
1-MSX-DOS computer
2-Art Set
3-
4-

Spoiler: Zyk'al C'thyar (click to show/hide)

Inventory on Person
1-
2-
3-
4-
5-

On Desktop
1-MSX-DOS Computer
2-Bottle of Coca-Cola (30 sips)
3-Carved Bone Cup
4-

Lower Right Desk Drawer
1-Box of 3 1/2 inch floppy disks
2-
3-

Did I get the positioning to everyone's liking?  I didn't want to have to waste a turn or two with set-up, so I just made this.  Feel free to move stuff around at your leisure.  Remember maximum of 3 actions per turn, to keep things moving at a reasonable pace.

Got an image, thanks to GWG ^^ 

...and I can't see it on my own browser.

And I can't see it either...I think the url is incorrect.  Once you get it up, you'll be first on the replacement list, unless GWG winds up managing to modify his inventory before you post, or Gamerlord gets his image.

[Elephant Parade]

Draw the bush on notepad. Attempt to retcon notepad into sketching pad. Prepare pencil as makeshift weapon, in case of emergency.

[SOLDIER First]

Dangit, I can't save the image like it says in the flash.

[flabort]

Use computer to access the company's list of previous customers.
Call some customers who bought fridges before.
Try to sell them stoves and dishwashers.

Typical telemarketer stuff.
Also, office is perfect. Exactly what I had in mind.