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[WealthyRadish]

I bought a new graphics card on sale recently, and the jerks at AMD bundled a bunch of games with it. In hindsight I probably shouldn't have activated the rebate code before the giveaway (to allow for more selection), since I knew I was just going to give them away, but hey, these three are whatchyagonget.

Spoiler: Rules: we can't have charity without rules. It'd be anarchy. We'd all stand up. (click to show/hide)

Don't even

Spoiler: The games (click to show/hide)

Deus Ex: Human Revolution:
Dunno if this is the director's cut or whatever that entails, so assume it's the base game.
Just to note, I said 'deux' in the title because I was ignoring the deus ex games that came between the first one and this reboot, in case someone was itching to point that out.
The first one's amazing by the way, definitely check it out if you haven't. Can't say anything about this one.

Sleeping Dogs:
Sandbox game, triad/police theme and an emphasis on melee combat.

Hitman Absolution:
A stealthish assassination game where you hit men.


I realize these descriptions are garbage, I'd link their store page but a misclick on steam's website made them think I'm a 10 month old internet user, and I'm too lazy to delete cookies or whatever.

Spoiler: Entrants (click to show/hide)

Goosey Deuses
Aoi
Oglaf
aenri
Nimtike
Biag

Drowsy Muts
Unusedname
NobodyPro
teoleo
HARD   -note: Why didn't I ever think of this username? Imagine haikus with 'hard' in them.
Cheeeeeetar
GreatJustice
Greatdonttoot
choppy

Absolved Man-Hitters
Angel of Death
Knight of Fools
Chattox
BurnedToast

Good luck.

[Aoi]

Entering for Deus Ex.

Towering long neck
Gazes upwards the giraffe
At the urban crane

Computer can definitely run it. Assuming that "legendary next-day Alienware service" manages to fix my system, ever. Already been two weeks. Zzz.

Thanks for the giveaway!

[Oglaf]

Entering for Deus Ex as well.

I am a Giraffe
What noise should I make today
I don't really know

Computer can definitely run it.

[Unusedname]

I remember kinda wanting Sleeping Dogs

Refridgerator
Open and place giraffe, oops
Elephant inside

[Angel Of Death]

"Hitting men is fun!
Especially with giraffes."
A giraffe hitman.

Put me in for Hitman, please!

[NobodyPro]

Entering for Sleeping Doge.

Birmingham giraffes
Many fine giraffes to clear
Giraffe is half-off

[teoleo]

sleeping dogs

giraffes in my dreams
which can mean?
I sleep badly

[HARD]

Sleeping Dogs

Weregiraffes are the best,
they gonna eat you, yes

[Cheeetar]

I'll enter for Sleeping Dogs.

In the savannah,
Giraffe chew tasty treetops.
David Attenborough

[GreatJustice]

Entering for SD

A giraffe walks down
a lonely, desolate road
crying softly alone

[aenri]

Sign me up for Deus Ex

Girl looking at tree
Red giraffe on top looks sad
Wings does it not have

Thanks!

[Gruntdonttoot]

Giraffe looks over zoo fence
See's the dog sleeping peacefully care free
Giraffe goes to Hong Kong

Put me in for Sleeping Dogs, thanks!

[WealthyRadish]

Updooted OP with current entrants, and moved date to next Wednesday the 30th to accommodate a change in plans.

[Knight of Fools]

I'll go for Ditzman Absolution.

She had endless legs,
A neck to challenge the Gods,
My sexy giraffe.

[choppy]

going for sleeping dogs.

A tall tree eating
Leaves of another tree
gentle giraffe